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Funny Igbo Translations by francizy(m): 12:18pm On Dec 03, 2017 |
Before I begin, this post isn't meant to spite any individual or group. It's only meant to showcase funny translations of names and words from other tribes to Igbo. Don't take it to heart. Please don't ever ask for the interpretation of your name in Igbo language because you might not like it (NwaAmaikpe, 2017). I got 1 to 36 of them from a very funny albeit negative character on Nairaland (NwaAmaikpe). The remaining ones were included by me. By the way, feel free to list Igbo names that have negative translations in your dialect. Names/words and translations: 1). Isiaka = Thumb 2). Olaitan = A threesômer 3). Yemisi = Give me 'head'(swallow my pride) 4). Olanisi = An oral sexér (One who sexés in the dark or a blind sexér) 5). Maliki = Understand the yansh. 6). Ndifreke = People who worshipped Pythons. 7). Olanike (Nike) = An Anal sexér (the buttócks) 8.). Ladoke = Screw a rat 9). Ememobong = I screwed a duck 10). Iziegbe= Gun head. 11). Azizat = Broom 12). Alaibi = Land of enlarged scrotums. 13). Ramotu='Drill my borehole' 14). Alanta= Small Brezz 15). Dauda= To sound very loud 16). Dapo (D'Banj)= To fail woefully. 17). Olaniyi= A good for nothing. 18). Tiwa = Shatter. 19). Ire = Tongue 20). Obusonjo= Full of ugliness 21). Osibunjo= stealing is a crime. 22). Buhari= carry it around, change it 23.) Maimuna= you don do me enuff 24). Amuneke= preek dey create 25). Amunike= preek and yansh 26). Imieke= Python's nose. 27). Hamza= Leave me alone and swell 28). Adamu= I failed (I have fallen down) 29). Awo= Frog 30). Babajide= Father hold. 31). Bukola= To have carried it all. 32). Efe= Clothe 33). Egueke = Python Dance 34). Anu = Meat 35). Zahra = Swollen 36). Aisha = All of us. 37). Apia = Leave him/her/it 38). Aina = Let's go home 39). Taye = Tear it open 40). Ideye = If you write it 41). Odafe = Odafu - he/she/it has fallen 42). Ogaga = Will he/she/it pass 43). Abubaka = flesh/meat from/of the hand 44). Abu = armpit 45). Ibori = The act of criminal (stealing) accusation 46). Egogori = You've purchased criminality (stealing) 47). Ogenevweta (ya) = S/he will continue to bring (it) 48). Ogenekaro = Drum is bigger/better than fart 49). Ogene = Type of drum or dance 50). Pere (ya) = Pray for (him/her) 51). Irene (ya) = You've sold (it) 52). Safiyya = Wash it off 53). Adaka = Chimpanzee 54). Salem = Sir, look at me 55). Eneuwa (Ene) = Earth's surface (Look) 56). Ochigbo (ha) = Laughter should separate (them) or ruler of the Igbos 57). Kafayat = What's his/her name 58). Jinodu = Yam, sit down 59). Unwanna = The world has gone 60). Oyinda = My friend, fall 61). Ibinabo = Two cases of Elephantiasis of the scrotum. 62). Babangida = Your father should fall 63). Abacha = Cassava flakes dish (also known as African salad) 64). Yakubu = It's what s/he is carrying 65). Halima = Make you no know na. 66). Iseoluwa = If you draw, it begins to work 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Igbo Translations by Lomprico2: 12:24pm On Dec 03, 2017 |
Gerrout! These are not igbo translations they only sound alike. Asshole! |
Re: Funny Igbo Translations by francizy(m): 12:53pm On Dec 03, 2017 |
Lomprico2: Negative sense of humor... Abort reply! I repeat, abort reply!! |
Re: Funny Igbo Translations by delugajackson: 1:42pm On Dec 03, 2017 |
francizy: These are the correct translations of a few in Efik/Ibibio language. Ndifreke = I'll never forget. Ememobong = The peace of a King. Awo= Someone (otherwise called Owo) Efe= An open space for activities. Abu = Dust. Unwanna = Brightness. 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Igbo Translations by francizy(m): 2:39pm On Dec 03, 2017 |
delugajackson: Really? That's cool tho.. Now do you have some bad interpretations of Igbo names in your language? 1 Like |
Re: Funny Igbo Translations by chynie: 12:41am On Dec 04, 2017 |
Funny My colleague is ramotu Each time I call her I smile 1 Like |
Re: Funny Igbo Translations by nwoke37: 4:40am On Dec 04, 2017 |
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Re: Funny Igbo Translations by francizy(m): 4:01pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
chynie: LoL.. Bad guy!! I hope say she go find out wetin dey yah head! |
Re: Funny Igbo Translations by francizy(m): 4:05pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
nwoke37: Space Bookers Association of Nairaland.. |
Re: Funny Igbo Translations by chynie: 4:50pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
francizy: Who wan tell am kwanu 1 Like |
Re: Funny Igbo Translations by francizy(m): 5:54pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
chynie: She go see my thread.. |
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