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Most Hilarious Jokes by Kogiboy20: 6:00pm On Feb 21, 2018 |
(1)sum pple cn b really funny attimes,wen u patiently waited for 364 days,nd it naw a day left to ya bday,u wil naw kum on social media nd goes like,tumao s all abt me, (CNT jst wait)if u cnt wait, go nd die den,infact dat nonsense must stop mtteeeeew (2)some girls wil b like,baby m sick, cn u pls snd me mtn 1k??war do u need airtime for,shey u wan to recharge ur sickness nii Dat nonsense must also stop!!! (3)It sounds funny when short people try to remember their childhood and be like "when I was small" Like u are not still smallleav me jawe cnt jst laugh (4)Marrying a lady at 40 is just like buying newspaper in the night! abi shey na lie (5)I don't see any reason why I should eat meat or fish with fork and knife . The animal is already dead,so why use weapons ?? (6)African girls ......... When her pant is new, she will be like "Darling remove it yourself" but wen it is old and faded, she will be like "Pls wait sweetie pie, I have a surprise for you, close your eyes" (7)Dating two guys or more together doesn't mean you are beautiful or special, It simply means you are as cheap as sachet of pure water. You can't argue with me... I'm out of the country!!! (The First girl who ever started this undiluted lie, " I'M ON MY PERIOD " will not make heaven!!! (9)They say milk gives strength. I have drunk 4 cups of milk and i was not even able to move a wall. But when i drank 4 bottles of beer today, i saw walls moving themselves. Hmmmm these scientists should stop (10)Attention!Attention!!Attention!!!u must stop d act of posting d picture of u nd ur spouse on social media,must evribdy knw u r in a relationship nii?? Evn me dat s dating rihanna dd i tell ani1,evn d girl self didn't knw m dating her!!!mtteeeeeww,dt nonsense must stop.... Yeeeeeee,who hit plank on ma head (11). IN MY NEXT WORLD, IF I MISTAKENLY HEAR "NIGERIA" IN MY MOTHER'S WOMB, I WILL JUST USE HER INTESTINE AND COMMIT SUICIDE. WHAT NONSENSE.... FOR MORE HILARIOUS, CHECK ON http://www.ameboforum.com.ng/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=179 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Most Hilarious Jokes by greatnaija01: 6:04pm On Feb 21, 2018 |
DRY with a touch of HARMattan |
Re: Most Hilarious Jokes by IfoyinTEDO(f): 6:17pm On Feb 21, 2018 |
greatnaija01:This is even funnier than the original joke 1 Like |
Re: Most Hilarious Jokes by jamesilo(m): 4:20pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
greatnaija01: Create ur own or try to be grateful |
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