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| Funny Excerpts From Nwaamaikpe's Diary by Fidelmalek(m): 5:07pm On Feb 22, 2018 |
 This guy is a clown You are Aminat, the one with the firmest grip and in you shall I plant my seed. I shall spread these thighs and not even the smell of your nunu shall make me close it - NwaAmaikpe 2018 5 Likes |
| Re: Funny Excerpts From Nwaamaikpe's Diary by Fidelmalek(m): 5:08pm On Feb 22, 2018 |
"Some think I am now soft like a limp dick but even the softest of preeks will impregnate a lady." 1 Like |
| Re: Funny Excerpts From Nwaamaikpe's Diary by Nobody: 5:09pm On Feb 22, 2018 |
Fidelmalek: LMAO 1 Like |
| Re: Funny Excerpts From Nwaamaikpe's Diary by Fidelmalek(m): 5:10pm On Feb 22, 2018 |
My two rods will I use wisely. The rod of my tongue, with which the sea of hypocrisy shall be parted and the rod of my joy solely for the parting of labia majoras and broadening of labia minoras. Talking about rods; the sad reality of the male life cycle makes me go to bed each night clasping my preek. 3 Likes |
| Re: Funny Excerpts From Nwaamaikpe's Diary by Fidelmalek(m): 5:10pm On Feb 22, 2018 |
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| Re: Funny Excerpts From Nwaamaikpe's Diary by Fidelmalek(m): 5:14pm On Feb 22, 2018 |
My unwinding on Nairaland is always disturbed by online bullies whose comments are either obnoxious, bitter or too dull. Sometimes I wish I could use my semen and make cold pap for all of them. I'm off, I need to jerk some worries away. 5 Likes |
| Re: Funny Excerpts From Nwaamaikpe's Diary by Fidelmalek(m): 5:15pm On Feb 22, 2018 |
From the story of the dog suffering from 'erectile dysfunction' of the ear to that of the baby whose head became swollen as a result of it being constantly hit violently by his father's preek when he was still in the womb. 2 Likes |
| Re: Funny Excerpts From Nwaamaikpe's Diary by Fidelmalek(m): 5:15pm On Feb 22, 2018 |
I am even more weird than I know. Despite a change of over 9-hours in time zone, I've not had a minute of sleep in three days. But in all these three days, my preek has constantly stood like the Rock of Gibraltar. 3 Likes |
| Re: Funny Excerpts From Nwaamaikpe's Diary by Fidelmalek(m): 5:17pm On Feb 22, 2018 |
I am one of the few men who have the uncanny gift of seeing through women's clothes and who ejaculate with their eyes wide open. 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Funny Excerpts From Nwaamaikpe's Diary by mexxmoney: 5:36pm On Feb 22, 2018 |
Fidelmalek:Lol, that guy is a lunatic 2 Likes |
| Re: Funny Excerpts From Nwaamaikpe's Diary by dazzlingd(m): 7:24pm On Mar 21, 2021 |
I've read the diary countless times....quite brilliant |
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