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After Marriage by Maneater1(f): 12:01pm On Mar 14, 2007 |
AND THEY ASK US WHY DO WE FEAR COMMITMENT!!! >>> >>>A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, >>>although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party >>>with his old buddies. So he said to his new wife, >>>"Honey, I'll be right back." >>> >>>"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife. >>> >>>"I'm going to the bar, pretty face, I'm going to have a beer." >>> >>>The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the >>>refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 >>>different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India ,etc. >>> >>>The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could >>>think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop, but at the bar, you know, they >>>have frozen glasses, " >>> >>>He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by >>>saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug >>>out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding >>>it. >>>The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar >>>they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious, >>>I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?" >>>"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out >>>5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, >>>mushroom caps, pork strips, etc. >>>"But my sweet honey, at the bar, you know, there's swearing, dirty >>>words and all that, " >>> >>>"You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in your god damn >>>frozen mug and eat your mother fucking snacks, because you are married >>>now and you aren't going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?" |
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