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Special Announcement: Very Funny. by gatecrash123: 11:09pm On Jul 25, 2018 |
*_SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT_*
To All The Students Of,
*Bet9ja University*
*Nairabet Polythenic*
*Winnersbet College of Education*
*Superiorbet Private University*
*Betcolony School of Health*
*Superbet School of Nursing*
*Surebet federal university of Ariculture*
*1960bet State University*
*Stakersden college of technology.*
The new semester and 2018/2019
academic session is starting on the 4th of August
as *Faculty of France* will resume lectures while
*Veteran School of Spain,* *College of Germany*
and *School of Italy* will
resume on the 10th. However, *School of
Switzerland* resumes today, other *Minor
Faculties* has resume to meet up in their
_Academic Session_.
Full academic activities will start on the 12th of
August, as *Research Center England* will kick
start in all his courses. It will be on this note that
*Master Degree* students
will start thier *Europa League _project_* in a
short run. While the *Ph.d* students will
Progress with
*UEFA Champion's League _project_*.
The *_Course Rep of_ Real Madrid* *Ramos*
have seen the *SUG _President_* *"Ronaldo"*
move
to *Juventus* to continue his outstanding work
of excellent and that *SUG _Sec. Gen_* *Eden
Hazard* is likely to be his possible
replacement at list blongos while *_Director of
Transportation_* who is from *_BARCELONA
Department_* *"Messi"* remains in Campus and
faculty in fear of loosing his balance as he may
possibly not be able to perform hence he is a
house rat and customize machine.
The *_Admission Units_* In *Research Center
England* which the *_Premier league_* is in
charge will be a wonderful and amazing one as
there is massive defection and transfer of
student. Students who were *rusticated* have
also make
their way back and will aim at nothing but to
maintain their activities.
*Marrizio Sarri* will be the new *HOD of Chelsea
_department_* while
*Frank Lampard* will be in charge of *Derby
County* who came from religation, they two duo
will be trying their best to prove their carreer in
England most especially *Sarri* who
have never wrote even a _Story_ in history of his
carreer and *Lampard* will love to be
outstanding in his first assignment as a *HOD*.
*Note:* Admission into each of the above school
is FREE!!!!!!!
*REQUIREMENTS:*
*_Pen, Paper, Smartphone_* and *_internet
systems_* .
*Fees* are as low as *Ñ100* and above
depending on your courses.
It is subsidised to carry both the poor and less
privilege along to eradicate illiteracy and poverty.
*Spread the notice to help people*. |
Re: Special Announcement: Very Funny. by OneStep3: 11:10pm On Jul 25, 2018 |
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Re: Special Announcement: Very Funny. by thanki410(m): 11:16pm On Jul 25, 2018 |
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