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. by Nobody: 9:09am On Jan 05, 2019
Cheers
Re: . by melodyogonna(m): 9:10am On Jan 05, 2019
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Re: . by Nobody: 9:13am On Jan 05, 2019
Cc
Miseducation
Ubunja
Re: . by Olifiz(m): 9:15am On Jan 05, 2019
This is a typical example of “don’t give me fish, teach me how to catch fish” now that she can catch fish she’s even using ur hook. Chai grin wink

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Re: . by Jayslicky: 9:15am On Jan 05, 2019
I think both of you should explore on getting just a little sense.

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Re: . by Nobody: 9:17am On Jan 05, 2019
Jayslicky:
I think both of you should explore on getting just a little sense.
I think you should tell that you your mom,
You're a mistake

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Re: . by Paxie55: 9:19am On Jan 05, 2019
Lol.

She should get a grip of herself biko.
Masturbating every night, una be correct super Mike.


Tell that whenever the thought comes to her mind, she should take her bible and read, sleep or watch funny movies, go out with friends and see that there's more to life than masturbation.
It kills faster than normal sex.

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Re: . by Nobody: 9:23am On Jan 05, 2019
Paxie55:
Lol.

She should get a grip of herself biko.
Masturbating every night, una be correct super Mike.


Tell that whenever the thought comes to her mind, she should take her bible and read, sleep or watch funny movies, go out with friends and see that there's more to life than masturbation.
[b]It kills faster than normal sex[/b]x



shocked

That's scary, how so dear?
Re: . by Paxie55: 9:25am On Jan 05, 2019
theAccountant:

shocked

That's scary, how so dear?
Lol. grin
Re: . by Auladimeji1: 9:28am On Jan 05, 2019
Sometimes I read something that baffles me on Nairaland. lipsrsealed

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Re: . by anochuko01(m): 9:34am On Jan 05, 2019
wetin ear nor go hear...
share a video so we can know the right angle to tackle this serious issue

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Re: . by kiddoiLL(m): 9:35am On Jan 05, 2019
When you guys needed to decide who to teach masturbation, did you guys involved us? Or asked if it's a good idea?? ..... Brother mi, u don open d flood gates, let it keep flowing jare...
But wait oo, people wey dey masturbate, una mind strong oooo..... so only me go just cool down now, instead of to sex woman, I go use my hand, my male hand, hold my deek, then I go dey rub am, dey fool myself say e dey pleasurable..wait xev d thought of it right now is really disgusting..but seriously una dey mad o

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Re: . by Nobody: 9:48am On Jan 05, 2019
kiddoiLL:
When you guys needed to decide who to teach masturbation, did you guys involved us? Or asked if it's a good idea?? ..... Brother mi, u don open d flood gates, let it keep flowing jare...
But wait oo, people wey dey masturbate, una mind strong oooo..... so only me go just cool down now, instead of to sex woman, I go use my hand, my male hand, hold my deek, then I go dey rub am, dey fool myself say e dey pleasurable..wait xev d thought of it right now is really disgusting..but seriously una dey mad o

Nigga, don't be self righteous preek, nobody will ever like you.

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Re: . by Gaspardd(m): 9:56am On Jan 05, 2019
kiddoiLL:
When you guys needed to decide who to teach masturbation, did you guys involved us? Or asked if it's a good idea?? ..... Brother mi, u don open d flood gates, let it keep flowing jare...
But wait oo, people wey dey masturbate, una mind strong oooo..... so only me go just cool down now, instead of to sex woman, I go use my hand, my male hand, hold my deek, then I go dey rub am, dey fool myself say e dey pleasurable..wait xev d thought of it right now is really disgusting..but seriously una dey mad o

Fùcking mòron

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Re: . by Seandisputed(m): 10:04am On Jan 05, 2019
Op is quite good at hurling insults.
You are not really ready for answers.

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Re: . by kiddoiLL(m): 10:06am On Jan 05, 2019
theAccountant:


Nigga, don't be self righteous preek, nobody will ever like you.
Never wanted anybody to be like, just as nobody gon be like you or others.. nd I'm d least righteous nigga I know, so ur self righteous line is misleading.. I'm sure u got offended with my comment that's why u sounded like that... my bad u took it wrongly, but I've never seen anything cool bout masturbation and I won't, and I didn't impose my personal belief concerning masturbation on you did I? I believe freedom of expression is allowed,

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Re: . by kiddoiLL(m): 10:07am On Jan 05, 2019
Gaspardd:

Fùcking mòron
hehehe what a lowlife frustrated rétard

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Re: . by Nobody: 10:12am On Jan 05, 2019
Am currently on this research

Re: . by Nobody: 10:13am On Jan 05, 2019
Yimu
Re: . by Nobody: 10:46am On Jan 05, 2019
endtime accountant
Re: . by Babanews(m): 11:01am On Jan 05, 2019
Now that you have raised a monster, you should unleash the dragon otherwise you will surely loose her.

If she says 'teach me more' she means 'give me more experience'. She wants to have the D.

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Re: . by Rickjordan(m): 11:01am On Jan 05, 2019
cut off ur joystick before she come,after she is gone place it back cool
Re: . by Nickymezor(f): 11:05am On Jan 05, 2019
lefulefu:
endtime accountant
lolz grin
Re: . by Nobody: 11:06am On Jan 05, 2019
kiddoiLL:
Never wanted anybody to be like, just as nobody gon be like you or others.. nd I'm d least righteous nigga I know, so ur self righteous line is misleading.. I'm sure u got offended with my comment that's why u sounded like that... my bad u took it wrongly, but I've never seen anything cool bout masturbation and I won't, and I didn't impose my personal belief concerning masturbation on you did I? I believe freedom of expression is allowed,
Lol
Such a kid...
Re: . by Nobody: 11:20am On Jan 05, 2019
Seandisputed:
Op is quite good at hurling insults.

You are not really ready for answers.

Lol.
So being ready for answers means I should accept insults?
Re: . by Nobody: 11:21am On Jan 05, 2019
lefulefu:
endtime accountant

Hehehehe... Me sef i be human being o
Re: . by makydebbie(f): 11:26am On Jan 05, 2019
theAccountant:


Lol.
So being ready for answers means I should accept insults?
You really need to do something fast. Now she wants sex and you insist on wedding night. She'll look for it elsewhere if care isn't taken.
Goodluck.

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Re: . by chuckdelis: 11:29am On Jan 05, 2019
Just finish what you started, because the truth is ther're a million guys out there ready to teach her everyday, only a matter of time before she begins to explore.
Re: . by Nobody: 11:33am On Jan 05, 2019
SmellySperm:
Am currently on this research
Also research the implications of smellysperm.
Impotent nicompu
Re: . by Nobody: 11:34am On Jan 05, 2019
makydebbie:
You really need to do something fast. Now she wants sex and you insist on wedding night. She'll look for it elsewhere if care isn't taken.
Goodluck.

Hmmmm...

She'll hate herself after if she does it. Because any time she has the urge for sex she says all sort of crazy things.
Things as crazy as I'll buy you a car and a house next year... With a salary of 250k
Re: . by SlayQueenSlayer(m): 11:42am On Jan 05, 2019
makydebbie:
You really need to do something fast. Now she wants sex and you insist on wedding night. She'll look for it elsewhere if care isn't taken.
Goodluck.

You're right. With or without him, she's gon get fuccked pretty soon. And God help him if someone got there before him.
Re: . by makydebbie(f): 11:47am On Jan 05, 2019
SlayQueenSlayer:


You're right. With or without him, she's gon get fuccked pretty soon. And God help him if someone got there before him.
Lol, exactly.

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