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Impossible To Please by StudioCFR(m): 4:59pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads: ''For women only.'' since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bounce, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. ''We have five floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. it's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you whats inside.'' So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: ''All the men on this floor are short and plain." the friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain.'' they still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up. on the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." the women get all excited and are going in when they realized that there is still onefloor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman. |
Re: Impossible To Please by cynthoney(f): 5:18pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
Studio u don come again oh! COPY DOG!!! that is Efe's joke!!! |
Re: Impossible To Please by StudioCFR(m): 5:23pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
hard to believe, lol , walahi that joke don dey with me tey tey |
Re: Impossible To Please by Vic2k3(m): 5:24pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
Yea i read it in efe's write up |
Re: Impossible To Please by StudioCFR(m): 5:30pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
what can i say? , lol well. me and her na one so no shaking u know but i nor know she don first post this joke. serious |
Re: Impossible To Please by sledge406: 5:59pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
Women like to dey taste all d stilwaters God dey sha! |
Re: Impossible To Please by Spyker: 7:01pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
Cool jokes, Studio, keep it up. |
Re: Impossible To Please by blacksta(m): 7:19pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
na waa ooo |
Re: Impossible To Please by Dyt(f): 10:04pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
copy cat |
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 11:04pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
Studio CFR: THIEF!! well. me and her na one so no shaking u know U nor well - abi you dey but i nor know she don first post this joke. serious Yeah right - tell it to the birds. Shame nor go let u admit say fellow nlanders don catch you out!! |
Re: Impossible To Please by OLAMIND1(m): 11:27pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
Cool jokez man keep 'em up! |
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 11:27pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
3 observations so far and counting. . . you for just My joke mr stud - not yours! https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-489330.0.html#msg6491965 Hint: next time u wan copy pessin joke, at least try to make your editing a bit more plausible! |
Re: Impossible To Please by cynthoney(f): 8:07am On Aug 17, 2010 |
no mind am jare! d guy na coconut head - very empty one at that! |
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 8:11am On Aug 17, 2010 |
Babes you're so right. . . I nor go even waste my breath on that 1 again |
Re: Impossible To Please by StudioCFR(m): 1:31pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
Allegation laughable - some people dey yarn dust as if na dem siddon with biro and write the joke themself. |
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 2:51pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
^^ Stud but you learn from me abi?? Na talk true and put the devil to shame!! wetin I nor understand na how man go downgrade imself - go thief woman swaggz. . . |
Re: Impossible To Please by StudioCFR(m): 2:54pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
Mehn, when handshake don dey reach elbow, e don become serious matter. The only thing dis mango heads sabi na to criticize and tell me wetin i misyarn - the last time i checked, dem sense of humour still dey for ground zero. Lol I no get time to fumble cuz i no be mugu and dem supposed don know by now sey me and dem no dey for the same level. Originality speaks for me - mother tongue never disappoint me before - and oneday i go win Grammy with my lyrical and street credibility. No be mouth. |
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 2:56pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
<yawns> u never talk finish - trust me, e go tire you. . . |
Re: Impossible To Please by sledge406: 3:38pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
Studio CFR: |
Re: Impossible To Please by StudioCFR(m): 3:39pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
Sledge wetin u just do? |
Re: Impossible To Please by sledge406: 7:20pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
I dey wink na afterall u don catch all of dem copycat Now "stay on topic" abi nor be so dem dey yarn? Rubbish!!! Dat ur YM nor dey active at all. |
Re: Impossible To Please by StudioCFR(m): 7:22pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
mehn, reduce your cuss oh, before dem ban you. what do u mean by YM? |
Re: Impossible To Please by sledge406: 9:05pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
I nor dey cuss so I nor dey worried about banana. I only dey speak language and if my language nor good, na for me and spambot to worry. YM na Yahoo Messenger |
Re: Impossible To Please by StudioCFR(m): 9:48pm On Aug 17, 2010 |
Oh sorry brother - next time ok. Abeg sledge, i no want dem to ban u ok |
Re: Impossible To Please by sledge406: 6:46pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
Thanks mahn You know wen fun nor dey for something again, you go dey lose interest sort of notwithstanding, I'll let am slide. How ya side |
Re: Impossible To Please by StudioCFR(m): 7:23pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
I'm gud bro. How u dey? I bin think sey dem ban u |
Re: Impossible To Please by Arcani: 8:40pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
Studio, I fink say you go school sef, Studio CFR: |
Re: Impossible To Please by StudioCFR(m): 9:17pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
My dear na u no go school tehehehe Long time |
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 9:33pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
See as the poster dey use this useless thread take promote idle conversation - nothing related to the so-called joke Arcani: You see? If na Efe talk am - dem go say I dey biff the guy Stud after nearly 3 months see wetin u come drop 4 the Jokes Section give us!! I don tell u say go learn from OJ & Co. otherwise na apprentice level you go remain. . . **A word is enough for the wise** |
Re: Impossible To Please by StudioCFR(m): 9:38pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
Lol - bad advice. Leave me the way i dey - when time reach, we go know who be who. My joke funny, make sense or not how e take be some people business. |
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 9:41pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
anything you paste in the Jokes Section is open to critism Good or bad - you gotta take it na post sumtin fresh, sumtin original and sumtin funny man!! Gives us jokes - not dry gist. . . |
Re: Impossible To Please by StudioCFR(m): 9:47pm On Aug 19, 2010 |
Dis joke still fresh teacher - all u sabi na to criticise and tell me how i misyarn for my joke. Enemy of joy - lol |
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