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Re: Nut' by StudioCFR(m): 2:04pm On Aug 26, 2010
Tehehehe bibs u don fasten yo seat belt?
Cuz na so so fly fly we go dey fly like jet-lee lol
Re: Nut' by StudioCFR(m): 2:04pm On Aug 26, 2010
Tehehehe bibs u don fasten yo seat belt?
Cuz na so so fly fly we go dey fly like jet-lee lol
Re: Nut' by ElementG(m): 2:38pm On Aug 26, 2010
i guess i missed alot, chai malaria no good oooooo, i swear, infact, if no be say d bible said "Thou shall not kill", i for don renovate africa from mosquito sinceeeeee!!!! grin grin grin and do u want to knw how dat is possible?
Re: Nut' by bibs(f): 2:54pm On Aug 26, 2010
sowy Element. u can only wish.
how body now?

Studio, good day
Re: Nut' by StudioCFR(m): 2:57pm On Aug 26, 2010
Sorry Helmet. . I bin think sey the cabals here don arrange yo ban sef lol.



BIBS. . How u dey?
Re: Nut' by ElementG(m): 3:04pm On Aug 26, 2010
thanks guys, no worry if my brain don boot, i go start to dey post my classic jokes again but wait a minute, all of una don spoil my name abi, studio cfr dey call me helmet, idowuogbo too don change my name to hydroxide and , lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed undecided undecided undecided
Re: Nut' by StudioCFR(m): 3:39pm On Aug 26, 2010
Lol
Re: Nut' by sledge406: 4:30pm On Aug 26, 2010
@Stud. . .Where d joke


@Under G. . .U dey worry about ur name wen be say more dey coe everyday like [i]HELL[/i]eMENT
Re: Nut' by ElementG(m): 4:39pm On Aug 26, 2010
stud u dey hear sledge now, if i spank am now, people go talk say i dey bully am grin grin grin
Re: Nut' by cynthoney(f): 4:54pm On Aug 26, 2010
<came to c wat is happening but too dry for comfort>
sorry! just strolling by tongue
Re: Nut' by EfemenaXY: 8:40pm On Aug 26, 2010
C_baby take am easy now

Stud don finally create thread for me! cheesy cheesy cheesy

Only problem be say im don start to dey derail am smiley smiley
Re: Nut' by sledge406: 2:51am On Aug 27, 2010
Element G:

stud u dey hear sledge now, if i spank am now, people go talk say i dey bully am grin grin grin
U wan park comot for dis section abi?
Re: Nut' by cynthoney(f): 7:18am On Aug 27, 2010
Efemena_xy:

C_baby take am easy now

Stud don finally create thread for me! cheesy cheesy cheesy

Only problem be say im don start to dey derail am smiley smiley
really?!!!

but wetin u expect before?

d guy na derailer na!!! wink
Re: Nut' by Vic2k3(m): 7:23am On Aug 27, 2010
^^ long time no see abi u go weightlifting competition 4 sacramento? ;d
Re: Nut' by cynthoney(f): 7:28am On Aug 27, 2010
Vic2k3:

^^ long time no see abi u go weightlifting competition 4 sacramento? ;d

ma dear,i don retire from dat one jare! grin

how u dey?
Re: Nut' by Vic2k3(m): 7:49am On Aug 27, 2010
Kool. But wait a sec don't tell me u retired cos ur boyfriend was afraid of been beat up ;d
Re: Nut' by cynthoney(f): 8:28am On Aug 27, 2010
wat can one do.

hv to let go of things at a time or d other wink
Re: Nut' by Vic2k3(m): 8:40am On Aug 27, 2010
**raises hands 2 heaven**Thank God ! ! !
She was blind now she can see.
Btw the person dat even gave that f u cking idea in the 1st place shud b shot lol
Re: Nut' by sylve11: 8:41am On Aug 27, 2010
the only better joke wen studio don give since wen i know am grin cool  i beg come take 5 grin cool
Re: Nut' by cynthoney(f): 8:58am On Aug 27, 2010
Vic2k3:

**raises hands 2 heaven**Thank God ! ! !
She was blind now she can see.
Btw the person dat even gave that f u cking idea in the 1st place shud b shot lol

bia bia bia,na wetin?

am i not looking ok?

anyway,my guy no dey complain

i just retire jeje because d tin tire me sef grin
Re: Nut' by Vic2k3(m): 9:02am On Aug 27, 2010
No i neva said u aint okay. Only dat in some circumstances u know u kinda look tomboyish(no offence meant o!!!!!)
Re: Nut' by cynthoney(f): 9:17am On Aug 27, 2010
i am tomboyish!!! i kw cheesy

took me lots of time and energy to gain those muscles u kw wink
Re: Nut' by Vic2k3(m): 9:20am On Aug 27, 2010
Did u jxt feel dat u don't like hourglass figure and decided to do it. Or u wanted to look very mean!!!!!
Re: Nut' by cynthoney(f): 9:23am On Aug 27, 2010
was just building ma body for competitions thats all wink

my guy loves it grin
Re: Nut' by blacksta(m): 9:24am On Aug 27, 2010
cynthoney:

was just building ma body for competitions thats all wink

my guy loves it grin

Abeg Easy oo grin
Re: Nut' by cynthoney(f): 9:30am On Aug 27, 2010
blacksta:

Abeg Easy oo grin

u no like am again?
Re: Nut' by Vic2k3(m): 9:34am On Aug 27, 2010
It is okay as long as u don't go around NL bullying people lol
Re: Nut' by StudioCFR(m): 7:16pm On Aug 27, 2010
Use the YIM please.


@sylvex, lol
Re: Nut' by EfemenaXY: 8:14pm On Aug 27, 2010
Studio cheesy cheesy
Re: Nut' by StudioCFR(m): 8:15pm On Aug 27, 2010
Yep!
Sup?
Re: Nut' by EfemenaXY: 8:18pm On Aug 27, 2010
I think you need to update this my thread with another good joke

watcha say man??
Re: Nut' by StudioCFR(m): 8:21pm On Aug 27, 2010
I don hear u.
So, how market?

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