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Re: Nut' by EfemenaXY: 8:22pm On Aug 27, 2010
Your customers no gree buy

na you (pepper seller) dem want

I tell dem say you don fashi go do iron-bending work tongue
Re: Nut' by StudioCFR(m): 8:25pm On Aug 27, 2010
Aeronautical engineer like me

Go ask question bout me
Re: Nut' by EfemenaXY: 8:29pm On Aug 27, 2010
nor dey use big grammar

Aeronautical engineer = Apprentice mechanic = iron bender (in your case sha)

lol!!
Re: Nut' by StudioCFR(m): 8:29pm On Aug 27, 2010
Cuz u see me for balogun market wit my house help buying baskets of tomato' we wan use for my birthday? Mtchew
Re: Nut' by EfemenaXY: 8:32pm On Aug 27, 2010
you get house help?? shocked shocked shocked

so why you come dey carry the tomatoes for your head now??
Re: Nut' by StudioCFR(m): 11:04pm On Aug 27, 2010
lol u get bad mouf
Re: Nut' by EfemenaXY: 11:05pm On Aug 27, 2010
I learn from you na!!

nor be u tish me??

abi u don forget?
Re: Nut' by StudioCFR(m): 11:10pm On Aug 27, 2010
na only bad bad things u see grab from all de things wey i tish u - spoilt child- olodo
Re: Nut' by EfemenaXY: 11:15pm On Aug 27, 2010
so u admit say na only bad things u tish me - abi??

**singing studio's favourite song:**

**I be area boy! Executive tout!! I nor fit shout!!!*

STUDIO: Na u nor sabi book! - Olodo x 10
Re: Nut' by StudioCFR(m): 11:21pm On Aug 27, 2010
I'M NOT BOTHERED. YES! I BE CHIEF EXECUTIVE TOUT. AND MY PLATE NUMBER NA T1
Re: Nut' by EfemenaXY: 11:23pm On Aug 27, 2010
wetin NA T1 come mean again sef??

anyway no worries - oya update this my thread with another good joke na. . .
Re: Nut' by StudioCFR(m): 11:37pm On Aug 27, 2010
'morow
Re: Nut' by EfemenaXY: 11:37pm On Aug 27, 2010
promise?
Re: Nut' by StudioCFR(m): 7:26am On Aug 28, 2010
No promise - Nothing.
Re: Nut' by jokingmary(m): 9:22am On Aug 28, 2010
Efemena_xy:

anyway no worries - oya update this my thread with another good joke na. . .
Get ready to grow more beards waiting lipsrsealed

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