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Greatest Birthday Romance by Christino(m): 12:13pm On May 17, 2007 |
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought, Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids, They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday! " It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day, We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner." After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, " Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok," I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake . Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday. And I just sat there, On the couch, Naked. |
Re: Greatest Birthday Romance by cuteass1(f): 12:48pm On May 17, 2007 |
Naked already?? Stupid yeye "birthday" man, they should light the birthday cake candles on his d*ck lol I just love this joke, thanks christino |
Re: Greatest Birthday Romance by Bolarge(m): 1:12pm On May 17, 2007 |
Yeeeeepa!!! E don finish. Every single candle shld be shoved up his ass. . . . .alight. And I hope he's at least 40yrs. @Christino good one men.u rock. |
Re: Greatest Birthday Romance by Kaliyat(f): 1:37pm On May 17, 2007 |
ha ha ha ha!! Serves him right. What did he take the secretary for? A slut? The wife should smash the cake on his stupid head. Very funny sha. That's a nice one Christino. |
Re: Greatest Birthday Romance by moela: 5:09pm On May 17, 2007 |
hope u sang the birthday song with them it wld add more spice to whole. sharp man |
Re: Greatest Birthday Romance by Mamas(f): 12:50pm On May 18, 2007 |
hey nice joke. |
Re: Greatest Birthday Romance by dele9000(m): 8:12am On May 19, 2007 |
D guy no wan dull himself now. |
Re: Greatest Birthday Romance by marlet01(m): 9:25am On May 19, 2007 |
lovely. |
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