Ms. Potato:

Thats not his picture at all. Puleaseeeee. . . . . . . . . And I would love to bid 50dollars on him

yes it is!

Um. . .Odunnu why are still online? I tara oji?

I'm working. But i'm almost done. I'l be outta ya face very soon

Um . . . .plz don't go, abeg.

Jomo-gbomo:

yes it is!

No its not and stop lying about it. Mama Ngozi knows better!

I stumbled on this by error. Una no get work at all. Jomo gbomo obviously facebook isnt as tight with security.

Ms. Potato:

No its not and stop lying about it. Mama Ngozi knows better!

lol obviously mama ngozi knows me better than my own mother. what a surprise there. I still got the hat in my closet if you're interested

Jaybee

Hey mate When are you coming to aussie? and where(city) will you be staying.

davidylan:


I stumbled on this by error. Una no get work at all. Jomo gbomo obviously facebook isnt as tight with security.

lol obviously mama ngozi knows me better than my own mother. what a surprise there. I still got the hat in my closet if you're interested

erhm, actually, you are quite elusive, and the picture wasn't obtained from your faceboook account.

and yes, I'm sure bidders will be intersted in the hat as well. . . I am personally bidding 150 naira for the hat.

Forget that the value of the hat is a bit higher than yours, hats don't eat, nor need new shoes!

common ladies, the clock is fast ticking down. . .anyone interested in the hat too? . . .peharps if we ask politely, the gentleman might just throw in his lovely jacket too

this Jomo gbomo is a militant for sure

where do u get the pictures from?

meanwhile, the item on sale is intimidating buyers abi what

oya bid sharp sharp

davidylan:


lol obviously mama ngozi knows me better than my own mother. what a surprise there.  I still got the hat in my closet if you're interested

U are not serious David I sense that you are playing along with this poster. And yes, I know how you look like but of course, no be pass your mother 

tkb417:

this Jomo gbomo is a militant for sure

where do u get the pictures from?

meanwhile, the item on sale is intimidating buyers abi what

oya bid sharp sharp

FYI, I bid 50 American dollars on David cause unlike you at least he can fry eggs and cook rice

I thots you were gon put someone else up

Ms. Potato:

U are not serious David I sense that you are playing along with this poster. And yes, I know how you look like but of course, no be pass your mother 

FYI, I bid 50 American dollars on David cause unlike you at least he can fry eggs and cook rice

I can cook white rice and fry egg. The egg will be garnished with stuffs

i can boil yam, make eba; and i can cook AWO beans ( i learnt that in the UNI) with hotplate , i can also fry plantain


i can do instant noodles too

b4 the end of next year, ill graduate to cooking jollof rice and make assorted stew like banga, edikainkong and Ugu
ill start the culinary classes 2nd Quarter next year so wait

tkb417:

I can cook white rice and fry egg. The egg will be garnished with stuffs

i can boil yam, make eba; and i can cook AWO beans ( i learnt that in the UNI) with hotplate , i can also fry plantain


i can do instant noodles too

b4 the end of next year, ill graduate to cooking jollof rice and make assorted stew like banga, edikainkong and Ugu
ill start the culinary classes 2nd Quarter next year so wait

Shame on you Toby. . . See how u dey yarn like this. All of the food you mentioned above, u should be ashamed that u no fit cook Egusi Soup cause David is the best in Egusi's

Jomo-gbomo:

****slams hammer***

SOLD!

TKB 417 sold to playette4u at a paltry 160 naira!

    What?No way Jose!I SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE.Just because all the ladies have had their ways with him ,reducing his value significantly,you decide to dump him on to me for next to nothing ,in an attempt to boost your auctions cash flow?      

He has lost his appeal,im on to the next one as jay Z aptly put it!Im turning my attention to other subjects = the eye candy  Davidylan who i feel can make a contented existence possible!My bid of £6900 embodies a shameless delight in chocolate,intelligence,charm,  etc

Auctioneer slam that hammer down,i need to hit the town with my new acquisition tonight!

tkb417:

i can cook [b]AWO beans ( i learnt that in the UNI) [/b]with hotplate

ROTFL

playette4u:

What?No way Jose!I SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE.Just because all the ladies have had their ways with him ,reducing his value significantly,you decide to dump him on to me for next to nothing ,in an attempt to boost your auctions cash flow?

He has lost his appeal,im on to the next one as jay Z aptly put it!Im turning my attention to other subjects = the eye candy Davidylan who i feel can make a contented existence possible!My bid of £6900 embodies a shameless delight in chocolate,intelligence,charm, etc

Auctioneer slam that hammer down,i need to hit the town with my new acquisition tonight!

where is Odunnu and Yme when you need them

go away, i dont want u again. at the end, its Mr Cork that will follow u

googles:

ROTFL

forgotten i have one Great Ife here

Greaaaaaaaaaat Ife! Articulate Ife! Ever conscious Ife

pawon, gbosa, and blah blah blah

tkb417:



where is Odunnu and Yme when you need them

go away, i dont want u again. at the end, its Mr Cork that will follow u  

   Mr Cork     ,well if he is what his name suggests,  !Purchased,please dont leave your purchaser     .*feeling rejected*.I was just testing to make sure i had made a good selection in the auction,obviously i have good taste!I am arranging for your collection please forget all these other people trust me ,you need me  

auctioneer   see what you made me do?Putting a new man on market too soon!

tkb417:

forgotten i have one Great Ife here

Greaaaaaaaaaat Ife! Articulate Ife! Ever conscious Ife

pawon, gbosa, and blah blah blah

ehn there is only one great IFE in the universe
another great IFE is a counterfeit
Great Great Great Great GREAT !

auctioneer see what you made me do?Putting a new man on market too soon!

You can have as many pen[i]i[/i]ses as you want Ms Playette, who's counting?

I'm watching from the sidelines.
Playettu, I can and will get violent if I get you flirting with my man again!
I said it initially he isnt on the shelf. Now,be a proper lady and keep bidding for Davidylan.

googles:


ehn there is only one great IFE in the universe
another great IFE is a counterfeit
Great Great Great Great GREAT !  

you, all you do is to observe, when are you going to make a purchase self

Jomo-gbomo:


you, all you do is to observe, when are you going to make a purchase self

as soon as Mobo444 or Mr Cork comes up

Odunnu:

I'm watching from the sidelines.
Playettu, I can and will get violent if I get you flirting with my man again!
I said it initially he isnt on the shelf. Now,be a proper lady and keep bidding for Davidylan.

excuse me?. . .i resent the improper and inappropriate use of my username for personal and selfish purposes. . .how would you feel if i say to a fellow NL, TKB 417 for example. . . ."TKB, i will get Odunnu, if i get you flirting with my girl again!

you see?

Creamish:

im bidding $5000  

you are currently the highest bidder Ms creamish,

can i get a $5500 or more from anyone?

$8000 from moi


and SOLD

Jomo-gbomo:

you are currently the highest bidder Ms creamish,

can i get a $5500 or more from anyone?

I bid £6900
Im not a mathematician but i thought  £6900 WAS HIGHER THAN $5000.I must have thunk (sic) wrong  *confused*

$10.000

Jomo-gbomo:


you, all you do is to observe, when are you going to make a purchase self

Soon as u put yourself up for Eviction auctioning  

you know I loves ya long time