[left]Guys, you would have heard and seen how women are killing Men anyhow these days.The Tide has turned. So, to stay alive and enjoy planet Earth, here are 10 things that might just save Men's precious lives. Please note them and take them seriously.

1: Know your woman. Killer women are never written on faces, so you got to study your woman like chemistry or physics. Know her anger type, tantrums, nags, shouts and the most deadly one, when she is quiet. Beg her if you wrong her. No big boy here. If you offend her knowingly. Just Beg for your Life humbly. Women are more forgiven than men and forget easily if they are offended by men than fellow women.

2: Know When to Flee the Land. If you notice the above and the situation seem to be hopeless, just flee for your life. Fast and Praying continually that another guy takes your place in her life. Until then. YOU ARE NOT FREE. So, try not to offend her carelessly. Remember, Many have Gone.

3: Be Nice Now or Be Sure you be Dead or Wounded Sooner. Its good to be nice. Don't and never ever beat your woman for any reason. The Golden Rule is this, WALK AWAY WITH YOUR LIFE intact. Never ever hit her or verbally abuse her. Sure you can Make your case known angrily but too much anger backfires. So take a stroll, sing or hum a song or do what you love. Please don't and never beat her. Be sure if you do, she could stab you in your sleep to get even or slice off something. Women most times, think in one direction. The "just Do it and take the rap directional thinking".

4: Silence. Many abused women that are usually silent can become deadly suddenly. No warning. Signs. So, if you have been an abusive man, just be sure you could be Dead soon. So, just stop the abuse and beg for your life because for sure you are very likely to loose it. If she didn't take your please then temporarily flee and regularly send her gifts and money to say your sorry till she accepts. If all fails then pray a better man shows up for her till then, YOU ARE NOT FREE.

5:Beliefs and Traditional Backgrounds. If your a man who married in strong traditional societies, those who believe in the superority of the MEN over the WOMAN, and From time to time use this mandate to oppress the woman continually. Be sure one day she will snap. The aftermath is Death or if your lucky, deadly wounds. Never ever underestimate the actions and powers of an angry abused woman. Don't even imagine it. Just Be nice, show love, walk away, say soothing words from time than to die like a Dog.

6: Jealous Women. Every woman is jealous. If you are woman and your not jealous of your man then your with the wrong man and his life is safe. But then If your married to a jealous type, then respect the Santity of your life and don't lose your life carelessly. To keep your life don't dare do her set offs. If you are not started, then flee quickly. If you are married, then be as nice as you can and handling situations fairly. Settle disputes wella or be sure to have insomnia. Which man can sleep with an unsettled jealous wife? Better settle or just flee for your life, beg, resolve, buy gifts. Just do your best to get back to planet earth.

7: Domestic Violence is a No Go. If you do it then be Sure you have entered a woman's unwritten Shopping list. Only shameless Men beat women. Leave her alone, go get a good beer if you take, call her mother and say sweet things and wish her well, do a walk, just make yourself happy, come back with a gift for her. Don't beat your girlfriends, don't beat your wives. Not good! Just take the Golden Rule. Walk away.

8: Friends of Wife. If your spouse is with the wrong set of friends. Be sure you could be dead quickly. Wrong friends incites and give her deadly suggestion that when you hear them you be good as dead. When you notice she is with the wrong set, nicely speak to her about it. If she does listen good, if not, then to flee is the best option than to die like a stray animal. If your married already, continue to plead indirectly for your life. Never ever fight or be abusive please. Just Keep pleading.

9: Religious Angle. Every religion has got teachings on marriages. So, knowing your religion and content guide can be be very useful. For instance, for those who can take more than a wife, it advised you let her know from the very begining. NEVER ASSUME PLEASE. Jealousy can be deadly.Let me refer to number 1 tip. Study her Oooo.

10: Don't Ditch Carelessly and do Change. If your here and reading this it means your still alive. There is hope to turn things around still. Men let's keep our lives and enjoy it with family and friends. Let's live, let's be as nice as we can. Take their insults, nags and put them in your imaginary insult bag you carry around, Put all insults there and throw them away in the nearest waste site. Don't use and ditch women and think you are free except on mutual understanding. Don't start a relationship you already planned to flee from. This can aggravate issues. She could go negative lengths for you. So, remember no big boy in the graveyard. Be nice always if you can. Not easy for any man. Anyway, these are my takes. Add yours too so we all keep our lives and learn. Women who kill don't kill us anymore please!!! San!

More men kill their spouses than women. Your post is exaggerated and somewhat funny. A lovely Sunday to you.

More men kill their spouses than women. Your post is exaggerated and somewhat funny. A lovely Sunday to you. Very true. I. Know