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The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by italknigeria: 5:14am On May 05, 2020

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Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by Kingpinukecy(m): 5:31am On May 05, 2020
Make i close my eyes pass jeje jeje....
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by longetivity(m): 5:39am On May 05, 2020
nonsense and ingredients

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Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by meobizy(f): 6:13am On May 05, 2020
The best sex position for a guaranteed pregnancy is steady kpenshing. Animals know this so I have no idea why humans won't. No matter what position you utilize, the woman won't take in if you're only shooting blanks.

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Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by dingbang(m): 6:53am On May 05, 2020
meobizy:
The best sex position for a guaranteed pregnancy is steady kpenshing. Animals know this so I have no idea why humans won't. No matter what position you utilize, the woman won't take in if you're only shooting blanks.
true, prolonged unprotected sex will give her belle

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Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by Millenniumlady(f): 8:15am On May 05, 2020
dingbang:
true, prolonged unprotected sex will give her belle
Lies missionary is the fastest way of getting pregnant

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Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by CYBERWEAVER(m): 8:20am On May 05, 2020
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Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by dingbang(m): 8:38am On May 05, 2020
Millenniumlady:
Lies missionary is the fastest way of getting pregnant
oya make we do experiment, we go try all the styles of sex come check if missionary go be the one wey go make you get belle
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by mu2sa2: 8:44am On May 05, 2020
Missionary remains the ancient and still the most popular position today and forever. If you can, ask grandpa, grandma, mom & dad. Time tested and trusted to deliver the goods.
All these exotic positions like doggy, reverse missionary etc came from the accursed porn acting - the waywards in porn videos are just acting and a great deal of what you see there is make believe, unreal.

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Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by Millenniumlady(f): 9:07am On May 05, 2020
dingbang:
oya make we do experiment, we go try all the styles of sex come check if missionary go be the one wey go make you get belle
Missionary is life cheesy but e nor abuja undecided
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by smartest2020(m): 9:09am On May 05, 2020
Even animal experience this, and i know human have nutural tandency oh how to sleep with their wife! Even animal need not to learn this!
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by dingbang(m): 9:19am On May 05, 2020
Millenniumlady:
Missionary is life cheesy but e nor abuja undecided
e nor abuja? I dont understand.
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by Millenniumlady(f): 9:20am On May 05, 2020
dingbang:
e nor abuja? I dont understand.
You're in abuja
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by dingbang(m): 9:22am On May 05, 2020
Millenniumlady:
You're in abuja
are you in abuja?
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by Millenniumlady(f): 9:23am On May 05, 2020
dingbang:
are you in abuja?
lag
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by dingbang(m): 9:24am On May 05, 2020
Millenniumlady:
lag
ok...
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by Nobody: 9:41am On May 05, 2020
mu2sa2:
Missionary remains the ancient and still the most popular positioning today and forever. If you can, ask grandpa, grandma, mom & dad. Time tested and trusted to deliver the goods.
All these exotic positions like doggy, reverse missionary etc came from the accursed porn acting - the waywards in porn videos are just acting and a great deal of what you see there is make believe, unreal.
Do dogs, goats, Cows, perform Missionary? Just asking.



Note I grew up in place where only chicken was available.

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Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by emperorsversion(m): 9:51am On May 05, 2020
Take this from an expert... Missionary is the best... most girls know this and they can trap you with it. How?
Good question- When screwing a girl missionary when she lifts her leg up, she intentionally wants that sperm of yours to swim in quicker hence she raised her leg, her pelvic will be slooped so the sperm swims through faster....

The lesson?

When kpenshing a girl in an unprotected missionary position and she gets to a stage where she raise her legs up and use her hand to press your ass far into her... she's knows what she's doing... At that point that chances of getting her pregnant is high but at that time also that is when the guy is distracted because himself wan orgasm...

Be wise!!! shalom

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Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by emperorsversion(m): 9:53am On May 05, 2020
Millenniumlady:
Lies missionary is the fastest way of getting pregnant

Take this from an expert... Missionary is the best... most girls know this and they can trap you with it. How?
Good question- When screwing a girl missionary when she lifts her leg up, she intentionally wants that sperm of yours to swim in quicker hence she raised her leg, her pelvic will be slooped so the sperm swims through faster....

The lesson?

When kpenshing a girl in an unprotected missionary position and she gets to a stage where she raise her legs up and use her hand to press your ass far into her... she's knows what she's doing... At that point that chances of getting her pregnant is high but at that time also that is when the guy is distracted because himself wan orgasm...

Be wise!!! shalom

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Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by Pusyiter(m): 9:56am On May 05, 2020
Any position can get a girl pregnant except there is a problem with the egg or sperm
Most ladies do not like the OP position, it hurts them badly
Abi, babes, na lie? grin

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Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by emperorsversion(m): 9:58am On May 05, 2020
Pusyiter:
Any position can get a girl pregnant except there is a problem with the egg or sperm
Most ladies do not like the OP position, it hurts them badly
Abi, babes, na lie? grin

see you... you are a learner..... girls of these generation na doggie dey even want....

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Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by Pusyiter(m): 9:59am On May 05, 2020
Not completely true
When a girl jerks closer to you during missionary style, she only wants your cassava to tickle her clit while her your di^k reaches her center of gravity.
Nothing more, nothing less
Abi, you no know say girls fear belle like COVID-19? cool

emperorsversion:


Take this from an expert... Missionary is the best... most girls know this and they can trap you with it. How?
Good question- When screwing a girl missionary when she lifts her leg up, she intentionally wants that sperm of yours to swim in quicker hence she raised her leg, her pelvic will be slooped so the sperm swims through faster....

The lesson?

When kpenshing a girl in an unprotected missionary position and she gets to a stage where she raise her legs up and use her hand to press your ass far into her... she's knows what she's doing... At that point that chances of getting her pregnant is high but at that time also that is when the guy is distracted because himself wan orgasm...

Be wise!!! shalom

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Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by mejai(m): 10:00am On May 05, 2020
Missionary is good. Doggy, good too. Case closed


All I know is that man must climb.

Animals, insects and birds, male must climb grin
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by Pusyiter(m): 10:00am On May 05, 2020
If your dangala no long, dem go need doggie
If your dangala na aboki, dem go want missionary
emperorsversion:


see you... you are a learner..... girls of these generation na doggie dey even want....
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by Twoclans(f): 10:14am On May 05, 2020
emperorsversion:


see you... you are a learner..... girls of these generation na doggie dey even want....

Not completely true.Pusiyter is correct most girls don't like doggy and it's not just about pain .It is more of the lack of intimacy related to doggy position and most guys dont really know how to doggy so that the woman can enjoy it also.Once they assume that position they get carried away with the dominance associated with doggy for the men.

Abeg who ask me all this one ohhhhh.I am out of here with my tatafo.

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Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by Kobicove(m): 10:18am On May 05, 2020
dingbang:
oya make we do experiment, we go try all the styles of sex come check if missionary go be the one wey go make you get belle

grin
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by Beetwaise(m): 10:20am On May 05, 2020
Millenniumlady:
Lies missionary is the fastest way of getting pregnant

Nope, doggy style is actually a faster way of getting pregnant cos the head of the penis hits the G*spot properly (depth penetration) & when sperm is released, they travel easily to the cervix.

PS: Missionary position is actually boring, why would you be looking at each other as if you guys are doing evangelism? grin

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Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by kaptaintintin: 10:23am On May 05, 2020
To father pikin especially 4 dis time no b childs play o grin grin

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Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by Rickmann: 10:37am On May 05, 2020
meobizy:
The best sex position for a guaranteed pregnancy is steady kpenshing. Animals know this so I have no idea why humans won't. No matter what position you utilize, the woman won't take in if you're only shooting blanks.



Its simply cos we have sense..'homosapiens' we are called ...latin for 'thinking man'. Animal don't have sex for pleasure as we humans do. Sex only means procreation to them asides the dolphine which is by study proven to be more intelligent than man. D dolphine knows when to procreate and also have pleasure just like man. Wonderful ,isn't it?

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Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by MrTrend(m): 10:45am On May 05, 2020
Not only this style. Please
Re: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by CentVickBlog: 10:46am On May 05, 2020
Kingpinukecy:
Make i close my eyes pass jeje jeje....

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