lol, na razz man?

A forward from my older brother:

" A little boy got his report card it had all Fs he took it back to his teacher & said Hell Naw! throw some D's on that B**CH!"

If i fckin get U--I will Fck up ur life!

hey Jaybaby u really signed off on all d posts in forum,u dey vex??

Sup today?(thats my text messg)

No botha, don't loose it ha x have a lovely holiday aswell x

"See me see trouble o! Bolarge, I say I no do abi na by force?" 
"Why I even give u my number sef?"  

hey baby, get ur ass out of bed lol, i'm about to leave so call me when u get to school.love u

(my name) i will be back morrow.gudnite.
received yesterday.

Tommyass---what'chu saying?

wats my baby doing right now? am all by myself, alone thinkin and realizing how much i have missed lately. still feel the same way about you. i only wish u will come back to me. status quo

i cant stop loving you,still love u.chy

where are you guys?

i'm restartin my system---4rm Alex

You are NUTS!

thank u 4 yesterday,it was splendid, i had a swell time & guess wot? dat book is great, u wud tink so when u read it 2. countin d hrs till i see u again.

Your such a sweetheart xx

yeah with paraga and pammy rice serve very plenty

iice
will you be there?
Meawhile your profile does not say you stay in lagos sef? na wa o
dis kain granny sef, na 419 u don join

iice i warned to dis-grandson this boy . . see how the shrooms are getting to his brain?

Goodmorning! I just wan remind you about the card you promised to scratch for me. I need to settle some school runs. Thank you. Regards to all.

*2 long 2 put down * but somethin abt appreciatin d tym last nyt, and how much she luvs me. *aint i lucky*

yo ! are u stil coming?

bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla

nothin important just the phone company

i think they have me on top of thier advertising list they send me 4 messages per day

4rm me 2 u sweetella

A strong woman won't let anyone get the best of her, but a Woman of strength gives the best of herself to everyone - much luv baby

Amigoz:

from me 2 u sweetella

A strong woman won't let anyone get the best of her, but a Woman of strength gives the best of herself to everyone - much love baby

i just so it amigoz hehehehehe

u r soo kind hearted thank u
maybe i should post as my last txt msg

hey little cousin wats good, I didn't come to Newyork wit my fam because i gotta go to work but i missed y'all too and i need to talk to u about sumthin', sign up on Aim so we could talk  and i love u too.