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Son Of A Bitch by Nobody: 12:23pm On Jan 17, 2011 |
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest: "What have you done my child?" Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch." Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?" Girl: "Because he touched my hand." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he touched my breast." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father." Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where." Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!" Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "But father he had AIDS!" Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!" |
Re: Son Of A Bitch by yinkalink(f): 12:24pm On Jan 17, 2011 |
tehehehe |
Re: Son Of A Bitch by ElementG(m): 12:32pm On Jan 17, 2011 |
nice one EL, man i dey feel u dis year, u r booming hot |
Re: Son Of A Bitch by Nobody: 12:42pm On Jan 17, 2011 |
i concur ;d |
Re: Son Of A Bitch by Nobody: 12:45pm On Jan 17, 2011 |
Element its my year to shine |
Re: Son Of A Bitch by eldav(m): 1:42pm On Jan 17, 2011 |
comot jor as if e n0r b copy nd paste well sha,d joke tight. |
Re: Son Of A Bitch by StudioCFR(m): 2:25pm On Jan 17, 2011 |
As if na u be the father, u no go give the girl wheel barrow style join Mtchew But some girls useless o |
Re: Son Of A Bitch by eldav(m): 2:40pm On Jan 17, 2011 |
bros get off my back ur sour breath dey make my dizzy. *n0 offence* |
Re: Son Of A Bitch by StudioCFR(m): 3:53pm On Jan 17, 2011 |
I'm too bussy to begin u exchange Words Sorry for disappointing you |
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