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My Jokes by snthesis(m): 5:45pm On Feb 03, 2011 |
Snthesis was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife Tanimz was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When Tanimz woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Snthesis has been missing since Friday. |
Re: My Jokes by StudioCFR(m): 7:21pm On Feb 03, 2011 |
where is the joke? ok poster if u like that damsel, just come out straight and admit it. *smiles wickedly* |
Re: My Jokes by nich(m): 7:29pm On Feb 03, 2011 |
guy! dis trick no go work on Feb14. |
Re: My Jokes by snthesis(m): 7:55pm On Feb 03, 2011 |
U guys need humor therapy |
Re: My Jokes by StudioCFR(m): 8:12pm On Feb 03, 2011 |
dont hate brother |
Re: My Jokes by Idowuogbo(f): 8:23pm On Feb 03, 2011 |
hmm photosynthesis u wud come bck and explain shogbo tseeeew olojukokoro oshi |
Re: My Jokes by tanimz(f): 9:29pm On Feb 03, 2011 |
My name don turn to essential commodity - everybody must have a piece. It's not easy. |
Re: My Jokes by snthesis(m): 10:15pm On Feb 03, 2011 |
@Tanimz Me - everybody? Haba is it dat bad? Can I cum home now I'll get u a shinier pink scale @Badoski Ko ti le to yen nw @Stud Face front, go brush ur tits |
Re: My Jokes by StudioCFR(m): 10:22pm On Feb 03, 2011 |
lol i'm so happy for u sweety. . . lol |
Re: My Jokes by snthesis(m): 11:38pm On Feb 03, 2011 |
Tanimz was sure that her Snthesis was having Sex with the maid so she laid a trap. 1 evening she suddenly sent the maid home for weekend & didnt tell husband. That night when they went to bed,Snthesis gave d same old story - Excuse me my dear,my stomach is aching & went to bathroom. The wife promptly went into maid's bed. She switched the lights off. He came in silently,he wasted no time on words but quickly started Sex, When he finished, Wife said - "U didn't expect me in this bed, did u?" & switched on the light, "No Madam!" said Studio d aboki Gateman. MORAL: Sometimes getting too smart can get you screwed! |
Re: My Jokes by bashydemy(m): 12:25am On Feb 04, 2011 |
nice one there photosynthesis |
Re: My Jokes by tanimz(f): 2:17am On Feb 04, 2011 |
snthesis: Come home to where? Are you sure you're talking to the right person? |
Re: My Jokes by tanimz(f): 2:19am On Feb 04, 2011 |
snthesis: I believe you made a mistake in the bolded. |
Re: My Jokes by BossTtdiamonds(m): 3:10am On Feb 04, 2011 |
Imagine. . . see me see trouble oh!. . . tis' photosynthesis wan pour carbohydrate sythesis inside my garium-III-oxocarbonateIV solution. . . * grabs a m9 and waits patiently for the rat to enter it's trap * tanimz come here my dear. . . . |
Re: My Jokes by bashydemy(m): 6:21am On Feb 04, 2011 |
Tanimz the guy you abeg give him some chance |
Re: My Jokes by KDK(m): 11:39am On Feb 04, 2011 |
Bashy, stop pimping my woman out. Nonsense. |
Re: My Jokes by nich(m): 12:06pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
photo! u try for d 2nd one. LWKMD. |
Re: My Jokes by Nelson6(m): 12:27pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
yawnz*********** |
Re: My Jokes by bashydemy(m): 12:35pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
KDK:KDK sorry jare |
Re: My Jokes by eldav(m): 12:50pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
hehe im lovin dis. |
Re: My Jokes by bashydemy(m): 1:14pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
Studio2 we don see you |
Re: My Jokes by snthesis(m): 1:16pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
Tanimz is like TV, Lysaa is like a MOBILE PHONE. At home u watch TV, wen u go out u take ur MOBILE PHONE. No money,u sell d TV, Got money u change ur MOBILE PHONE. Atimes u enjoy TV, most times u play with ur MOBILE PHONE. TV is free for life, for d MOBILE PHONE,if you don't pay, d services will be terminated. TV is big, bulky and most of d time old, D MOBILE PHONE is cute,slim,curvy and very portable. Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, But for d MOBILE PHONE it is often high and demanding. TV has a remote, MOBILE PHONE doesn't. Most importantly,MOBILE PHONE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen), But with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not). but be warned, TVs dnt have viruses, MOBILE PHONEs often do! |
Re: My Jokes by oderemo(m): 1:24pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
oga you swagga oh. no 1 joke was tha BOOMBUUUUUUUUUUU. |
Re: My Jokes by BossTtdiamonds(m): 1:42pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
* throws a grenade into the thread to explode on next post *. . . . . . . . mstcheeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww. . . . . . . . |
Re: My Jokes by snthesis(m): 1:55pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
Passes grenade back to previous poster |
Re: My Jokes by bashydemy(m): 2:48pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
snthesis you don kolo finish your last joke is Hilarius bro |
Re: My Jokes by shakara4u(m): 2:59pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
lmao, ntc one man, keep them comin,she go must gree for u |
Re: My Jokes by snthesis(m): 3:18pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
^^ She must gree by laffin by laffta @Taninmzpie I made no mistake |
Re: My Jokes by bashydemy(m): 4:20pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
LOL no let Tanimz vex oo |
Re: My Jokes by KDK(m): 4:53pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
Snthesis, your no.2 is a nice joke ,very kool. |
Re: My Jokes by snthesis(m): 5:38pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
^^tanx |
Re: My Jokes by Idowuogbo(f): 8:29pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
na wah o , tanimz dey feel important ni yen , enjoy it while it last o cus ur expiry date na june , mo ya e lo fi she winter , aremu ah ri wa pada ni summer |
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