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Help? by Advocator: 1:23am On Mar 02, 2011
Help!

How do you deal with women with awfully loose v-a-g-i-n-a-s when f-u-c-k-i-n-g them?   

Especially those single mothers who have give birth, and through the giving birth they came to have slack and loose vayjays?
Re: Help? by 190: 1:23am On Mar 02, 2011
You pour hot water inside undecided
Re: Help? by Advocator: 1:26am On Mar 02, 2011
190:

You pour hot water inside undecided

does that shrinks the kitty? undecided
Re: Help? by Nobody: 1:26am On Mar 02, 2011
Fool fool an ediat question. Mschew!  angry angry
Re: Help? by Advocator: 1:29am On Mar 02, 2011
MzD@rkSkin:

Fool fool an ediat question. Mschew! angry angry

Did I touch a nerve? Ayo do you happen to be those women with loose stuff? cheesy

It’s either you answer the question or you --- you know what.
Re: Help? by 190: 1:30am On Mar 02, 2011
Advocator:

does that shrinks the kitty? undecided

Sure it does!!

to the most minimum value!
Re: Help? by Nobody: 1:31am On Mar 02, 2011
@Avocator I am not one to advertise my glimmy glam but trust, there
is nothing "loose" about it. All I am saying is this is a fool fool thread  undecided
just like it's ediat poster  grin grin

btw the secret is that "snap back" vinegar for the 'old btches' (according to Mike Epps)
or women can contract their womanliness muscles daily it works wonders! . . .so I've heard  wink
Re: Help? by Advocator: 1:34am On Mar 02, 2011
190:

Sure it does!!

to the most minimum value!

Have you tried it before? undecided
Re: Help? by Advocator: 1:37am On Mar 02, 2011
MzD@rkSkin:

@Avocator I am not one to advertise my glimmy glam but trust, there
is nothing "loose" about it. All I am saying is this is a fool fool thread undecided
just like it's ediat poster grin grin

btw the secret is that "snap back" vinegar for the 'old btches' (according to Mike Epps)
or women can contract their womanliness muscles daily it works wonders! . . .so I've heard wink

There’s nothing nasty about this post, what is the crime about a man searching for a way to satisfy destroyed b-i-t-c-h-e-s.

Looool @ your suggestion, I think I will tell them that next time I hit a loose kitty.


Any other suggestion beside that mrs all-virgin cheesy wink
Re: Help? by Nobody: 1:38am On Mar 02, 2011
Avocado. One more thing. . .just one more son!
. . . stop LYING! grin grin
Re: Help? by 190: 1:39am On Mar 02, 2011
Advocator:

Have you tried it before?  undecided


Ask her shes rite here on this thread!!
Re: Help? by Advocator: 1:42am On Mar 02, 2011
MzD@rkSkin:

Avocado. One more thing. . .just one more son!
. . . stop LYING! grin grin


Effing days.

I don’t engage in lies, put that in mind.
Re: Help? by Advocator: 1:44am On Mar 02, 2011
190:


Ask her shes rite here on this thread!!

Ouch, you burned the self claiming virgin my nigga. Why you gotta be like that? grin

Mrs Darky/charcoal get the bat and hit this one. cheesy grin
Re: Help? by Nobody: 1:45am On Mar 02, 2011
190:


Ask her shes rite here on this thread!!
Advocator:

Ouch, you burned the self claiming virgin my nigga. Why you gotta be like that? grin

Mrs Darky/charcoal get the bat and hit this one. cheesy grin

my cue to leave! you two have fun poking each other! wink
Adios!
Re: Help? by Advocator: 1:48am On Mar 02, 2011
MzD@rkSkin:

my cue to leave! you two have fun poking each other! wink
Adios!



I didn't hate on you, I actually believed when you told me that you are almost a virgin. So kindly refrain from double qouting me with your enemy. smiley

Peace. cool
Re: Help? by 190: 1:51am On Mar 02, 2011
Advocator:

I didn't hate on you, I actually believed when you told me that you are almost a virgin. So kindly refrain from double qouting me with your enemy. smiley

Peace. cool



No need for that,
I'll leave u both to do your thing!
Re: Help? by Advocator: 1:56am On Mar 02, 2011
190:

No need for that,
I'll leave u both to do your thing!
A guy adios-ing is weak leave that act to them ladies. next time if you feel like leaving, sneak quietly and leave w/o informing any1.

Peace to you.
Re: Help? by Nobody: 2:00am On Mar 02, 2011
Tell her to do the kiggle exercise everyday  cheesy

Or she forfeits her d1ck privileges angry
Re: Help? by seedord247(m): 2:01am On Mar 02, 2011
Use your fingers to support . . . . . . if that does not work please wear ten condoms at a time
Re: Help? by 190: 2:02am On Mar 02, 2011
@ Avacado pear -- Lol You wont understand  cool
Re: Help? by Advocator: 2:05am On Mar 02, 2011
seedord247:

Use your fingers to support . . . . . . if that does not work please wear ten condoms at a time

Funniest proposal so far. I wonder how you think of this one; you could be one of those guys with small anaconda. Whatever the case, thank you for the suggestion.
Re: Help? by eatme: 2:07am On Mar 02, 2011
C-section, anyone?
Re: Help? by Advocator: 2:09am On Mar 02, 2011
2buff:

Tell her to do the kiggle exercise everyday cheesy

Or she forfeits her d1ck privileges angry

grin
Re: Help? by Pweety4me(f): 3:09am On Mar 02, 2011
You really do, 'DO' anything right?
Re: Help? by vivaladiva(f): 3:48am On Mar 02, 2011
def c-section eatme----i dont know y some women run away from having a c-section
its well nice to hear----damn r u sure u had a bby viva

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