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Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by Burgerlomo: 9:45am On Nov 22, 2020
If to say na me I go dey embarrass too when I know say nah 3 inches I get

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Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by zexy2030(m): 9:46am On Nov 22, 2020
Openbusiness:
I have oil and sugar, please who has flour and eggs, may we fry akara for OP grin
Let me catch you.

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Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by martius101(m): 9:47am On Nov 22, 2020
zexy2030:

angry see diz one is even laffing when I'm here feeling embarrassed mtchww.





this one mad gaann...lol...who send you
Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by zexy2030(m): 9:52am On Nov 22, 2020
Burgerlomo:
If to say na me I go dey embarrass too when I know say nah 3 inches I get

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Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by zexy2030(m): 9:59am On Nov 22, 2020
martius101:






this one mad gaann...lol...who send you
Can u imagine, felt like crying, I'm indoors.

Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by Lightangel65: 10:08am On Nov 22, 2020
You did good imprinting a fap material in their heads I bet they would hit the cucumber store before heading home

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Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by Lightangel65: 10:09am On Nov 22, 2020
Openbusiness:
I have oil and sugar, please who has flour and eggs, may we fry akara for OP grin

I don't have flour but I have pap and beans
Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by Openbusiness: 10:17am On Nov 22, 2020
Lightangel65:


I don't have flour but I have pap and beans
no wahala. D ministry is growing grin
Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by Angelacruz: 10:33am On Nov 22, 2020
Lol
Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by DiamondVee: 10:34am On Nov 22, 2020
zexy2030:
I was on my way to collect cash from ATM this morning, only to realize my zip has been down and I was not wearing any undies..


Then I put my hands in my two pockets, widening the zip opening, I went on foot via major highway where buses pass to and fleets of cars passing, and church members going to church, especially ladies, they were looking and smiling, I didn't bother, I thought I was so cute that ladies looked at me and smiled I was posing with my widened zip.

I queued in two ATM points, same. People both men and women were looking at me and smiling but non told me that my dick was out shocked.

I was fucking embarrassed because all those ladies were laffing at 3" dick cry.

What's wrong with Nigerians, when u luk pezzin wey loose na look u na dey look, u na no dey call person attention to the stuff.


Just here to console myself.

it has happened to me b4 in the bank , didn’t wear undies too, and I am a woman
Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by iLegendd(m): 10:44am On Nov 22, 2020
My zipper has done that to me in the past, but I wasn't embarrassed — I kinda liked it because I like crazy things so I can have some crazy stories to tell or write a book with. Las las, it will turn to entertainment for my readers and money for me.

The one I hate with passion is when I'm trekking back then and my slipper, palms, or shoe cuts and I start walking crookedly.
Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by Malawian(m): 10:49am On Nov 22, 2020
zexy2030:
I was on my way to collect cash from ATM this morning, only to realize my zip has been down and I was not wearing any undies..


I was fucking embarrassed because all those ladies were laffing at 3" dick cry.



Just here to console myself.

Was it charged or in deep slumber?
Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by ibechris(m): 10:53am On Nov 22, 2020
May be u were thinking of the money in ur acct then u forgot to look intently at what u were putting on.
Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by Nobody: 10:54am On Nov 22, 2020
zexy2030:
I was on my way to collect cash from ATM this morning, only to realize my zip has been down and I was not wearing any undies..


Then I put my hands in my two pockets, widening the zip opening, I went on foot via major highway where buses pass to and fleets of cars passing, and church members going to church, especially ladies, they were looking and smiling, I didn't bother, I thought I was so cute that ladies looked at me and smiled I was posing with my widened zip.

I queued in two ATM points, same. People both men and women were looking at me and smiling but non told me that my dick was out shocked.

I was fucking embarrassed because all those ladies were laffing at 3" dick cry.

What's wrong with Nigerians, when u luk pezzin wey loose na look u na dey look, u na no dey call person attention to the stuff.


Just here to console myself.


grin

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Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by zexy2030(m): 11:15am On Nov 22, 2020
Malawian:

Was it charged or in deep slumber?
Omoh, na deep slumber o, u know when u r anxious to do something na, na now I'm packing my things to travel with dark eye shade. So f.ucking shy right now.

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Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by zexy2030(m): 11:16am On Nov 22, 2020
ibechris:
May be u were thinking of the money in ur acct then u forgot to look intently at what u were putting on.
Exactly bro, I was thinking of postponing the travel.
Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by zexy2030(m): 11:17am On Nov 22, 2020
iLegendd:
My zipper has done that to me in the past, but I wasn't embarrassed — I kinda liked it because I like crazy things so I can have some crazy stories to tell or write a book with. Las las, it will turn to entertainment for my readers and money for me.

The one I hate with passion is when I'm trekking back then and my slipper, palms, or shoe cuts and I start walking crookedly.


grin grin the legend and crazy things.
Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by zexy2030(m): 11:20am On Nov 22, 2020
Lightangel65:
You did good imprinting a fap material in their heads I bet they would hit the cucumber store before heading home
3" inches
Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by zexy2030(m): 11:23am On Nov 22, 2020
Lightangel65:


I don't have flour but I have pap and beans

Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by romunu(m): 11:24am On Nov 22, 2020
When you de waka u no de notice cool breeze for your gbola,mehn fuccccck up,
Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by Uzomacharles: 11:28am On Nov 22, 2020
Serious Joke

Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by zexy2030(m): 11:28am On Nov 22, 2020
romunu:
When you de waka u no de notice cool breeze for your gbola,mehn fuccccck up,
Na when I no see cash collect, I was moving towards fcmb the smiles were becoming too odd, it was then I noticed.

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Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by zexy2030(m): 11:31am On Nov 22, 2020
Uzomacharles:
Serious Joke
Feeling like a virgin right now.

Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by zexy2030(m): 11:38am On Nov 22, 2020

Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by Darkerberry: 11:47am On Nov 22, 2020
Sure by now you're desperately thinking of ways to enlarge your HQ
Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by WrittyWritter(f): 12:00pm On Nov 22, 2020
grin grin..op even said d size..Nigerians are wicked oo grin
Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by OscarJaden(m): 12:22pm On Nov 22, 2020
so bro I was once on this table too
Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by eze31362(m): 1:18pm On Nov 22, 2020
kranka12:
Air entering that unzipped area will make you notice it...I don't belive your story
exactly my point too fat lie
Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by danielinyang(m): 1:36pm On Nov 22, 2020
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Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by Edojoma(m): 2:14pm On Nov 22, 2020
zexy2030:

My brother, my mind no go there, I rushed out for the money, because I wanted to travel this morning to Ibadan. The travel was all I was thinking.

I understand u bro,, u ain't d first n u won't b d last.. It happened to me too under a different circumstance, once ur mind is fixed on ur goal, u won't even notice any other shit until u r done... Believe me u, by tomorrow evening u av forgotten it even happened..
Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by Bimpe29: 2:44pm On Nov 22, 2020
Don't be offended bro, they were actually minding their businesses grin.

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