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Vibrator by snthesis(m): 5:41pm On May 06, 2011 |
As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?' The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.' A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip , placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from,of all places, the living room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asked: 'What the f, are you doing?' The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my son-in-law.'/ :s :O |
Re: Vibrator by eldav(m): 10:21pm On May 06, 2011 |
Weird! |
Re: Vibrator by Fasterboy: 9:06am On May 07, 2011 |
Joke intended? U need cold water. |
Re: Vibrator by Sophizzy(f): 6:31pm On May 08, 2011 |
eldav: That's the word. |
Re: Vibrator by Nobody: 6:45pm On May 08, 2011 |
Not bad. |
Re: Vibrator by Tinyemeka(m): 10:57pm On May 08, 2011 |
hyuk hyuk hyuk. very funny. laff wan kill me die |
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