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We Are Counting On You To Die Alone. by White007(m): 11:06pm On Jun 14, 2011
A Naija boy abroad called his mum to say he's got AIDS. His mum begged him not to ever come back home. Surprised he asked why and she replied; If u come, your wife go get am and give your younger brother who go give house girl and she self go give your papa and your papa go give me and i go give driver who go give your sister. If your sister get am, the village don get am be dat! We are counting on u 2 die alone
Re: We Are Counting On You To Die Alone. by lysaa(f): 11:47pm On Jun 14, 2011
Leaping lizard!
Re: We Are Counting On You To Die Alone. by tyson55(m): 11:52pm On Jun 14, 2011
White007:

A Naija boy abroad called his mum to say he's got AIDS. His mum begged him not to ever come back home. Surprised he asked why and she replied; If u come, your wife go get am and give your younger brother who go give house girl and she self go give your papa and your papa go give me and i go give driver who go give your sister. If your sister get am, the village don get am be dat! We are counting on u 2 die alone


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Re: We Are Counting On You To Die Alone. by olawalebabs(m): 6:15am On Jun 15, 2011
Nice one
Re: We Are Counting On You To Die Alone. by Gsmxpert(m): 11:45am On Jun 15, 2011
lmaoooooo ;d ;d ;d
Re: We Are Counting On You To Die Alone. by Mysticalz(f): 1:12pm On Jun 16, 2011
gud
Re: We Are Counting On You To Die Alone. by Nobody: 2:17pm On Jun 16, 2011
Small tin i forget say na joke section. Odikwa serious!!

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