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Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Munzy14(m): 8:53pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
FrOzenSniQ: ![]() ![]() ![]() My childhood friend, his younger bro found condom in his wallet and took it to their parents..lol Problem night that year..And it was actually ss2 secondary school stuffs. The family called for emergency meeting, they sent for me...Not knowing the other younger bro don brief on ways to help cover up for the elder bro... Well, I did my smart thing to help as his Dad likes me...And it settled the matter. Real shits. |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Vinex4uba(m): 8:56pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
You didn't add the most important! Knacking ![]() |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by NamelessOGBENI(m): 9:00pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
GboyegaD:Well, that was the last time such form of discipline was used on any one of us. Crazy times, man. |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Phock2sweet: 9:06pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Candidlady:ya ne masoyina |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Bbbw: 9:28pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Yeah |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by oloyedprince1(m): 9:31pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Condoms and pregnancy pills |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by ajerimitan: 9:39pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Was caught with xxxxrated magazines. My Dad some days after the incidence called me and painted a very vivid and crystal clear mental picture of where I would land myself should I continue that kind of life. The smelly room, one pot, one plate, one spoon, torn shoes old faded clothes kind of a life. Sincerely it happened but I managed to squeeze myself out of it. What is bad is bad. It can be very unnatural. 1 Like |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by CaseSensitive(m): 9:47pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Cigarette when I was about 6 or 7 or so. I was just a curious kid and wanted to find out what adults derive from smoking it. I took the first drag when I heard my mum's footstep. I quickly put it out and threw it away. She walked in and asked after about 2 minutes if someone has been smoking around there. I said I've not seen anyone with cigarette but I was shaking. If she had her investigative hat on, she would've easily caught me out by my demeanour. Condoms in my mid-teens. Mum again, she was cleaning my room when she found them where I carelessly left them. She asked what they were, I blurted out "They're from INEC". I don't know where INEC came from, it was just pure gibberish. She looked so confused and repeated the word "INEC" about thrice, I was confused too and hurriedly walked out of the room. I avoided her throughout that day, I think I was ashamed more than anything. Then I received a good, constructive lecture the second day which surprised me cuz I thought I was gonna be scolded. 2 Likes |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by GboyegaD(m): 10:09pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
NamelessOGBENI: Pele. I just try to imagine if that changes anything truly. |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by lugo99(m): 10:09pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Rastaramsey:I don't do Colo cos e dey carry me trabaye. but u see regular mixed up with Jedi and oris cigarette.. and just fire gin sachets 1 Like |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Pinkyposh(f): 10:12pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
I don't use them and can't be caught |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Marvellsmart(m): 10:13pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
darichlife:Na ur papa and his entire lineage get close mindedness. Never u in ur entire miserable existence mention me again. Frustrated pig. |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by SeaTrade(m): 10:29pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
My older brother caught me watching his lothario girls porn in ss1,I still deny not watching it till date ![]() I use to borrow money a lot from fellow students I think from js3,like borrow 500 for 750 to pay the next day .Stole from My mum's bag to pay those debts. Sometimes when I cant steal,they'll come hovering around my house threatening to tell my parents. Well,my parents were busy and were hardly around and you dare not enter our compound because we have dogs and were neighbourhood elite ![]() Used this to my advantage until one of my creditors located my mother's business premises. Use to bring my friends home to drink my father's whiskey and stuff and got busted.I denied it and made my brother look like a fool. Watched a whole lot of porn growing up,was never caught because I use desktop to watch mine and most of my folks couldn't operate it.(Pentium II) Saved my half French, school sweetheart's number in my phone as "meu amore" ,Spanish for my love.My bro saw it and asked,I deny the meaning but he knew deep down what it meant. Use to masturbate a lot too then,I don't think anyone ever noticed but my dad who always finds my soap soaked in water buckets in odd places around the house,he never confronted me about it but as I grow older,I now know he knew but chose to ignore because he always takes them out. Stole mum's 100k to buy PS2 from a neighbourhood hustler and my mum caught it,attacked the guy and he returned the funds. That was when everyone knew I was a very big criminal lol. Thank God for growth and today ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by AwealthDRL: 10:35pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
With blue film |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by AwealthDRL: 10:38pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
SeaTrade: |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by edosignature(m): 10:51pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
No No No |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by bolagabriella: 11:06pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
This reminds me of the first time i saw a condom. I rushed to the tap and started filling it with water just to verify its accomodating capacity ![]() I was not caught though ![]() It was quite accomodating ![]() |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by jeromeekugbere(m): 11:29pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by xtremeTall(m): 11:32pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Candidlady:lol. Dad almost caught me with a weed, I’m glad he don’t .. That was 2 years ago when I was still living with him |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by mosaicafrique: 5:01am On Mar 19, 2022 |
You didn't Add condoms |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by lifenajeje(m): 5:23am On Mar 19, 2022 |
Candidlady: Pls add Nackson and Adult film to your list |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by playfrank(m): 6:39am On Mar 19, 2022 |
Bombshell indeed ![]() FrOzenSniQ: |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Candidlady: 9:09am On Mar 19, 2022 |
SeaTrade: Dude ![]() Criminal minded person you are! Hope you have turned a new leaf now |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by SeaTrade(m): 9:56am On Mar 19, 2022 |
Candidlady:Haha once an Ol'gee,always an Ol'gee I guess ![]() |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Dasilva12: 10:26am On Mar 19, 2022 |
Candidlady:WEED. I MOLE AZ FULL NYLON ENVELOPE USE TO SELL DRUG WITH 3 BROWN VIRGIN PAPER GUMMING 2GETHER. WAS ABOUT TO LIGHT AM WHEN MY MOMMA BARG INTO MY ROOM, JUST FREEZE LIKE PERSON WEY WAN SNAP PASSPORT. |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by pyceey(f): 10:26am On Mar 19, 2022 |
Candidlady: My mom.once caught me smoking paper |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Miyachi: 7:25pm On Mar 19, 2022 |
Dmacqh:Them do you with love letter? ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by kelspinall(m): 10:18pm On Mar 19, 2022 |
my uncle caught me watching porn with his phone some years ago,he gently collected it and act like nothing happened.guy man uncle 1 Like |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by terrafella(m): 9:02am On Jun 14, 2022 |
Candidlady: They found your cup of loud and d1ldos lol. |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by YourFavorite21(m): 11:40am On Jun 17, 2022 |
I was caught with blue film cassettes, and nude magazines , it was my amebor younger cousin sister that caused it. Mummy forget her hand for my face that day, and even pieced our wooden garri Turner for my body. 1 Like |
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