When I was in Secondary school, SS1, my crush came to visit and when I was seeing her off, I wanted to kiss her goodbye but she refused, the thing pain me and I left angrily, but as I was heading back home I thought about it and immediately knew I messed up, I went back to the house and used my elder brothers bike to chase her so I could appropriately apologies to her, but when I got to where she stood, I match the bike brake but the break refuse to work, it failed that was how I zoomed off pass her

I drove to a distance before I could turn back to where she was, the fuel finished, I was pushing the bike to where she was until I saw my elder brother who owns the bike coming from afar, I hurriedly pushed the bike to one corner and I was hiding waiting for him to pass but I was unlucky, the compound I entered had one of the most ferocious and the most wicked dogs in my street, the dog gave me a hot chase and I left the bike and fled, I was running and screaming like a child, my crush was laughing and pointing at me,
I no even send her, I was running for my dear life, Nah person way dey alive they shame I didn't even know when I ran pass my crush, I stopped running when the dog stopped chassing me only to see my big brother screaming and running towards me that I had crashed his bike, I ran to the kitchen to take refuge behind mumcy, my gragra too much I knocked down the beans she was picking, it was a montage of bitter funny experience

Its one of the most funny a experience I had growing up

Wanbissaka:
I used to think that I love malt until the started selling it 300 naira then I Loved zobo with passion

Make una help me like this comment so i fit buy malt

you don already win lol abeg buy malt for me too

Susy6998:
I can't believe lalasticlala deleted everything

Including my post that had 25 likes already

Village people right now

I go do everything make I reclaim my 10 pounds. Moderators don show me woto woto

If your comment no Dey first page u no fit get many likes.. that’s my own story.

FuckloveJnr:
I go do everything make I reclaim my 10 pounds. Moderators don show me woto woto

Start over. 5 hours is still a long time to recover.

Ihatebuhariwith:
If your comment no Dey first page u no fit get many likes.. that’s my own story.

You need to ask your friends to like your story. I like every single one so that's one like already.

Ihatebuhariwith:
If your comment no Dey first page u no fit get many likes.. that’s my own story.

I want you to win this just for you to know that grace is mightier than first page.. people of grace let’s help him out..

PastorMIsBack:


You need to ask your friends to like your story. I like every single one so that's one like already.

Friends??
What of for people like us that don't know anybody nko??

Sure, grace is mightier than first page but on nairaland, forget it. If your comment is on the first page, you will garner more likes. Tasted and trusted.

The only thing he and most of us need now is to canvass for votes from close allies.

Knows:
I want you to win this just for you to know that grace is mightier than first page.. people of grace let’s help him out..

Closes 5:30p.m UK Time; 6:30p.m, Naija time

LEADERBOARD CURRENTLY

99 likes by @Wanbissaka
51 likes by @STARKENNETH
49 likes by @Orente21
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3 likes by @seeker121
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3 likes by @HonestFriend
2 likes by @Chevronstaff
2 likes by @Englishisamust
2 likes by @NotBeenPaid

Plenty of time to enter. Get your friends to like your story (I gave every entry a like). Highest likes wins!!

Violence101:


Friends??
What of for people like us that don't know anybody nko??

Then this may not be the giveaway for you. Sometimes I simply do a follower giveaway where I pick followers. No voting necessary

4 hours to go!!

PastorMIsBack:


Start over. 5 hours is still a long time to recover.

Abeg you get plans for second and third position? Wanbissaka don give me 1000 metres ahead

FuckloveJnr:
Abeg you get plans for second and third position? Wanbissaka don give me 1000 metres ahead

These are the top 3 anyway

99 likes by @Wanbissaka
51 likes by @STARKENNETH
49 likes by @Orente21

I need money, i no get strength to type.

omoadeleye:
I need money, i no get strength to type.

join the follower giveaway, when I next do it.

PastorMIsBack:


These are the top 3 anyway

99 likes by @Wanbissaka
51 likes by @STARKENNETH
49 likes by @Orente21

Check again abeg. I be number two. My name na Fucklove. Abeg check well before I get high BP for this young age

I go nack my skull for wall if no win this money

FuckloveJnr:
Check again abeg. I be number two. My name na Fucklove. Abeg check well before I get high BP for this young age

Ok I've seen it but the position may have changed.

PastorMIsBack:


Ok I've seen it but the position may have changed.

Twoclans abeg like my post for first page. My name na Fucklove and I like everything about you

FuckloveJnr:

Is it impossible for people to still vote for you?

Closes 5:30p.m UK Time; 4:30p.m, Naija time
TOP 3 ON THE LEADERBOARD CURRENTLY
101 likes by @Wanbissaka
58 likes by @STARKENNETH
57 likes by @Orente21


55 likes by @Fucklove

PastorMIsBack:


Is it impossible for people to still vote for you?

Closes 5:30p.m UK Time; 4:30p.m, Naija time
TOP 3 ON THE LEADERBOARD CURRENTLY
101 likes by @Wanbissaka
58 likes by @STARKENNETH
57 likes by @Orente21


55 likes by @Fucklove

moderators dey hide my posts

FuckloveJnr:
moderators dey hide my posts

Because you've been banned. I thought you would make a new story with your new ID. There's still 3 hours to go.

I stole a cap from school yesterday then boom.. My father comes wearing it at the P.T.A meeting today ..

Fucklove:
The day I form caring lover follow my street crush fetch water for their house, come back house ask my junior brother "Why water no dey house?"

My mumu don do

done

PastorMIsBack:


Because you've been banned. I thought you would make a new story with your new ID. There's still 3 hours to go.

I don resume campaign. I don mention nairaland mods make them sef vote for me. I must earn in foreign currency

FuckloveJnr:
I don resume campaign. I don mention nairaland mods make them sef vote for me. I must earn in foreign currency

Lol

Congrats to the winner in advance

PastorMIsBack:


join the follower giveaway, when I next do it.

How to join?

omoadeleye:



How to join?

Simply be a follower.