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Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by IBEXY(m): 10:24am On Jul 01, 2011 |
Show off your rhetorical prowess in English. Make sure the grammar/ spelling is correct. Let it be original. Any subject welcome. I'll kick this off by saying this: [size=13pt]The ruinous quagmire that has enveloped the nation constitutes an almost impassable bottleneck that has beffudled even the most intellectual of our politians. [/size] |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by Serendipity: 10:53am On Jul 01, 2011 |
Mastery 'of' English and NOT 'for'. Okay. Now, Not all that coruscates with respledence are auriferous. |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by IBEXY(m): 12:08pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
Mr Serendipity I did spot the error but I was constrained by Nairaland’s overbearing editing policies to effect a correction. Each time, my exertions were nullified and I got this undignified error missive that my editing rights had been curbed. Nevertheless, I applaud your fastidiousness in unearthing this minor misdemeanour of my computer keyboard. |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by kasiem(m): 2:09pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
The most ecclectic conumdrum can be demystified and made jejune with spirit of tenacity, which is inherent in bullish people, who sees it implausible to be lackadaiscal in life. That's the reason behind the proving of their mettle in every supposed complexity. |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by IBEXY(m): 3:49pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
kasiem: Albeit the above is an unequivocal fact of life, I still percieve a certain hilarity in the language construct. |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by Nobody: 3:53pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
Jargons |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by kasiem(m): 4:07pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
carbonsyb:when u plunge into an eerie milieu of lexicographers , u save urself the ignominy of appearing risible in the scene by keeping mute. A pariah will always strive to stand sui generis by impugning aristocrats, but, u antic has been negated with our ignoring ur dissipating and nugatory presence. |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by Nobody: 4:30pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
Look up d meaning of jargon in d dico and save yrself d stress of unnecessary outpour. |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by IBEXY(m): 5:36pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
carbonsyb: Despite his earlier cynical conjecture, he could not help dabbling into the rhetorical melee. His last treatise attests to that. |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by Excelboi(m): 6:03pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
Blaaa blaaa blaaaa |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by Odunnu: 6:44pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
Lol. I like this. |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by Nobody: 9:41pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
^^ y not drop urz, i'll luv 2 read some lines of urs. |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by Odunnu: 5:58am On Jul 02, 2011 |
I wont even try. I'll just make a fun of myself. Oya, drop yours |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by Nobody: 8:22am On Jul 02, 2011 |
Hehehehe, so u cant? But if na 2 copy all flavor lines now u go sabi, abi na lie? "Ara da ra ada ada go, nke kwu oto ka ga adakwa" |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by Nobody: 8:23am On Jul 02, 2011 |
Hehehehe, so u cant? But if na 2 copy all flavor lines now u go sabi, abi na lie? "Ara da ra ada ada go, nke kwu oto ka ga adakwa" |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by kasiem(m): 2:59pm On Jul 03, 2011 |
carbonsyb:it's ostensible that u are here to emasculate and deride our lexical demeanour with ur denigatory innuendoes. Sine dai, ur vacuous act wouldn't have scintilla effect on our flair. |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by kasiem(m): 8:35am On Jul 04, 2011 |
The mods need to be apprised of the exigency to elevate this thread to home page. |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by oracular: 5:56pm On Jul 04, 2011 |
the nation is in a cyclic state of chaos drawing us into a typhoon of doom in proximate potency |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by oracular: 6:39pm On Jul 04, 2011 |
i am on flustered, hot and bother, frazzled out- i crave for eldorado, |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by oracular: 6:41pm On Jul 04, 2011 |
who are these shinanigans posing as literary pundits |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by oracular: 6:42pm On Jul 04, 2011 |
translate your verbal gymnastics into syllables and morphemes! |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by IBEXY(m): 7:02pm On Jul 04, 2011 |
oracular: |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by ChScott(m): 10:15pm On Jul 04, 2011 |
Demo-crazy |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by kasiem(m): 9:49am On Jul 05, 2011 |
The gravity of this salient topic is daunting folks away to eschew ensnaring themselves into alfresco scorn. |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by IBEXY(m): 12:01pm On Apr 07, 2012 |
Methinks the complexity of lexical construct has led to the abandonment of this rhetorical exchange. |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by Emmyk(m): 3:10pm On Apr 07, 2012 |
See mirth! . You guys are not making it perspicuous.. I bet mine is not skewwhiff, eventhough it's minuscule and minutiae |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by jamebex(m): 6:36am On Apr 10, 2012 |
I relish the cerebration of been in a bevy of erudite savants. |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by IBEXY(m): 3:25pm On May 03, 2012 |
Whither hides the erudite inhabitants of this enclave? |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by Emmyk(m): 7:50pm On Dec 27, 2013 |
IBEXY: Whither hides the erudite inhabitants of this enclave?I tell you what, this is easy to decipher. |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by xtophy(m): 8:59pm On Dec 27, 2013 |
awon weere radarada lo wa nibiyi oooooooooooooooooo....just spewing irrelevant, incomprehensible nonsense |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by tammyboy1(m): 2:03pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
I wil nt b party 2 dz form of biogratic ideology dt contradicts wit ma own personal idrocincracy provided its nt metamophosing into any form of social,academic or financial jingoism..braaahhh!!!!.... |
Re: Show Off Your Mastery Of English Language! by Chimex388: 6:19pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
IBEXY: Methinks the complexity of lexical construct has led to the abandonment of this rhetorical exchange.I concur wit you. The pain experienced by this forums miscreants at the moment on beholding this post must be excruciating as their impetus to boldly rise to this level of unequalled vocabulary expression has been buried under the hatchet in other not to expose their stack level of acquaintance. |
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