Dear Nairalanders,

I am writing this to tell you about my addiction to waistbeads.

I cannot withstand the sight of a woman bending down, sitting and leaning forward, standing and raising her hands, climbing a bike, etc. I always find myself staring at her waist!

This has come to an stage whereby I can accurately tell if a lady is wearing beads or chain around her waist by merely looking at her. My guess is right 83% of the time!

But wait, who told girls that men get turned on by seeing waistbeads on them?

I was in a public minibus one day when the driver picked up two passengers. One sat beside me, and immediately my eyes went straight to her waist. Behold she had like four strings on her. I was looking at her stylishly. Suddenly, she went and sat on the row in front of me so that I could see them very well. I fear women o.

Please send me a PM if you have the solution to my problem.

Thank you.

Faithfully yours
Mr Random Guy

I heard guys also put on waist beads, are you attracted to them also....

Cos from your write up it seems any waist with a bead moves you.

Just asking tho

In other words, you are attracted to destiny miners.

You've gat no qualms man, that's simply ur sexual fattishness which must be fulfilled.


U get turned on at sighting it and which to bed them from behind while u watch how the beeds shakes during the do , bad guy..

You’re a Nairalander so I am not surprised. 98% of the males here wear waist beads. Why else do you think it is always a hot topic?

Speechless. But bro, honestly I'm advising u. Don't rape a kiddo on waist beads. Cos u are moved by beads...