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The Profs Brain by SamMilla1(m): 5:34pm On Aug 14, 2007
A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God's existence. The professor presented the following logic:

"Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobody spoke.

"Has anyone in this class touched God?" Again, nobody spoke.

"Has anyone in this class seen God?" When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, "Then there is no God."

One student thought for a second, and then asked for permission to reply. Curious to hear this bold student's response, the professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:

"Has anyone in this class heard our professor's brain?" Silence.

"Has anyone in this class touched our professor's brain?" Again, silence.

"Has anyone in this class seen our professor's brain?"

When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, "Then, according to our professor's logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!"
Re: The Profs Brain by ceyohn(f): 5:56pm On Aug 14, 2007
nice one ;d
Re: The Profs Brain by rasulua(m): 6:16pm On Aug 14, 2007
His law caught up wit him.
Re: The Profs Brain by Akinagirl(f): 2:06am On Aug 21, 2007
brilliant
Re: The Profs Brain by Migines(m): 7:45am On Aug 21, 2007
ROFLMAO .U say brilliant? I dont tink so. His nxt result will b a straight F in capital letter.
Re: The Profs Brain by Kaykerry(m): 8:50am On Aug 21, 2007
The prof really has no brain
Re: The Profs Brain by bd4u(f): 12:45pm On Sep 25, 2007
what men do live with dem
Re: The Profs Brain by clemcykul(f): 2:53pm On Sep 25, 2007
serves the prof ryte and the likes of him grin grin grin

sweet joke grin grin grin THERES GOD! sad
Re: The Profs Brain by Aiphie(f): 3:41pm On Sep 25, 2007
How many times have I read this same joke from the same person, Sam Milla
Re: The Profs Brain by Kress(m): 5:59pm On Sep 25, 2007
korekt joke jwo grin
Re: The Profs Brain by ituen(m): 2:16am On Sep 26, 2007
There is fuller version to this joke. Why jump the details? Where did u keep them
Re: The Profs Brain by clemcykul(f): 9:24am On Sep 26, 2007
i know where he kept them grin

IN HIS PANTS sad sad BUT wait a minute am confused does he even wear pants

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