1..All līers will go to hēll..tailors stop tellin your customers that u have finished what you have not started ��

2..I can never date a brōke guy in my life..Gød forbid �‍♂️
�‍♂️But your bathing soap don turn to SIM card size�

3..There is a kind of huge money you will give your father, he will forget that you are his son.. He will be like: "My brother, Gød bless you" �

4..My brother, don't mind wearing one boxer for a week �..
Did Merlin not wear one cloth from season 1-5??
Mtcheeew..rūbbish

5..Is not that I can't fīght oo�
GLORIOUS EXIT and GONE TOO SOON are not the same thing �

6..HER: "Can I go out?
MOM: "Deborah you are 30, you are not even supposed to come back��‍♂️

7..Some ladies have been cooking for their guys for 5years now..and the only assurance they get is.."Bby, the man that will mārry you go enjoy oo�‍♂️

8..When you ask for her number and she says..lemme have yours..�
If u listen carefully, u will hear the dēvil laughing as you've been rējected�

9..I can't wait for my best friend wedding where I will get food more than 6 times and drink taya�

10..When next an Igbo man īnsult you..
Tell him to spell.."irregularities of parallelogram".. And watch your God to fight for you��


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