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*** by ErnestNc: 11:00am On Feb 02, 2023
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Re: *** by Carcholce: 11:05am On Feb 02, 2023
Your anus is going to explode very soon. Your shlt go full everywhere.

If you hold it in for another 3 days, the shlt will have no choice but to force its way out of your mouth. You go vomit shlt.

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Re: *** by IslamIsIdiotic: 11:19am On Feb 02, 2023
Funnily enough, I also experienced something like this during my time in orientation camp. I had to eventually force myself to use their toilet.
Re: *** by ValCon888: 11:29am On Feb 02, 2023
There are medications and laxatives that help you do the number two.

However you'll need to be very close to the toilet when you take them if you don't want to be popular in camp for the wrong reasons.
Re: *** by pyyxxaro: 11:33am On Feb 02, 2023
Mix AKANWU and Aboniki together


Rub it on the head of your Ukwu twice daily



Thank me later
Re: *** by VeryWickedSimp: 11:36am On Feb 02, 2023
Take this you go dey alright

Re: *** by Asquare84(m): 11:38am On Feb 02, 2023
Seek a pastor for prayer it may not be ordinary
Re: *** by habsydiamond(m): 12:01pm On Feb 02, 2023
The body accustoms itself to environment. Your body have to adapt to an environment atimes before I will be free for u to do some certain thing most especially defecation. I have seen people who didn't defecate for 5days because they where not in a familiar environment.

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