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911 by dashkk(m): 8:36pm On Sep 11, 2007
911
911 Call: A man called 911 and spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the dispatcher asked.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"
Re: 911 by Aiphie(f): 10:24am On Sep 12, 2007
lol
Re: 911 by rubie(f): 11:04am On Sep 12, 2007
Is this a case of being misunderstood or misunderstanding others?
Re: 911 by CrazyMan(m): 12:20pm On Sep 12, 2007
Nice one smiley
Re: 911 by clemcykul(f): 11:10am On Sep 13, 2007
rubie:

Is this a case of being misunderstood or misunderstanding others?

answer not available at the moment pls try again later grin

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