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See what happens if you masturbate. by Salasa(m): 7:47pm On Jan 10
Ladies and Gentlemen. πŸ˜ƒ

I was not a chronic masturbator, I just did it once in a while. Sometimes once in a week, twice or thrice at max. Sometimes a week off...

I just did it when I was bored and felt the need to pleasure myself sexually as I have had no sex.

Long story short, I found out I was always urinating frequently, I thought it was normal but something kept telling me it may be as a result of masturbation.

Because, each time I release, I must be forced to urinate, it was as if releasing means urination as the next thing.

I would urinate every 3 hours or so.

Ladies and gentlemen, ever since this year, I've not beat my meat and I don't feel the need to urinate every now and then. Like today, I've urinated only twice since morning.

Please who has experience this? I'm forced to believe masturbation makes one prone to frequent urination which is embarrassing and inconveniencing.

This masturbation sef, not like it's sweet, na babe I no get.

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Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by CHRISTFUCKER: 7:50pm On Jan 10
Suck your deek


Lie on your bed , do as if you're rolling, bend very well and suck

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Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Salasa(m): 7:59pm On Jan 10
CHRISTFUCKER:
Suck your deek


Lie on your bed , do as if you're rolling, bend very well and suck
Stupid person undecided

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Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by CosmeticChemist(m): 8:11pm On Jan 10
You urinated twice since morning ?

You are dehydrated bro, you need to increase your water intake to prevent kidney Stones.

Masturbation has nothing to do with how frequently you urinate.

How frequently you urinate has to do with fluid intake.

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Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by akube34: 8:15pm On Jan 10
Salasa:
Ladies and Gentlemen. πŸ˜ƒ

I was not a chronic masturbator, I just did it once in a while. Sometimes once in a week, twice or thrice at max. Sometimes a week off...

I just did it when I was bored and felt the need to pleasure myself sexually as I have had no sex.

Long story short, I found out I was always urinating frequently, I thought it was normal but something kept telling me it may be as a result of masturbation.

Because, each time I release, I must be forced to urinate, it was as if releasing means urination as the next thing.

I would urinate every 3 hours or so.

Ladies and gentlemen, ever since this year, I've not beat my meat and I don't feel the need to urinate every now and then. Like today, I've urinated only twice since morning.

Please who has experience this? I'm forced to believe masturbation makes one prone to frequent urination which is embarrassing and inconveniencing.

This masturbation sef, not like it's sweet, na babe I no get.
you will still beat your meat again

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Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Aboks(m): 8:15pm On Jan 10
Salasa:
Stupid person undecided

lol

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Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Aboks(m): 8:16pm On Jan 10
CosmeticChemist:
You urinated twice since morning ?

You are dehydrated bro, you need to increase your water intake to prevent kidney Stones.

Masturbation has nothing to do with how frequently you urinate.

How frequently you urinate has to do with fluid intake.


tell am o

wetin concern urine and masturbation

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Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by laborious(m): 8:21pm On Jan 10
Fool

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Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Salasa(m): 8:28pm On Jan 10
CosmeticChemist:
You urinated twice since morning ?

You are dehydrated bro, you need to increase your water intake to prevent kidney Stones.

Masturbation has nothing to do with how frequently you urinate.

How frequently you urinate has to do with fluid intake.

Omor, na me know wetin I dey talk. Forget Grammer, body system differs.

Why he say If I masturbate, i go dey urinate like tomorrow no dey. If I stop, I go urinate normal, you dey speak Grammer, I no know Wetin I dey talk, na my body and observation.

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Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Salasa(m): 8:29pm On Jan 10
akube34:
you will still beat your meat again

If I want to, I'm not an addict.
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by worldclass68(m): 8:31pm On Jan 10
Better drink Water wella....before u go jam kidney stones...


I'm not in surport of anything but if u drink enough water, u go pee often which is partially ok ( the clearer ur urine the better..shouldn't be too clear as water tho cuz that's the sign the water intake u too much too)..


But drink water enough water, very very important..

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Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Ikennaford: 8:55pm On Jan 10
Oga you get diabetes ,comot for here ..next topic pls

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Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Cassandraloius: 8:59pm On Jan 10
Next?
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Salasa(m): 9:09pm On Jan 10
Ikennaford:
Oga you get diabetes ,comot for here ..next topic pls
You get AIDs
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Obedinho130: 9:10pm On Jan 10
I understand the op. Experience same
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Nicepoker(m): 9:11pm On Jan 10
Some of you will suffer crazy illness. Then blame it on innocent masturbation. grin

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Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by viver1: 9:21pm On Jan 10
CHRISTFUCKER:
Suck your deek


Lie on your bed , do as if you're rolling, bend very well and suck
After you, na you. cheesy grin cheesy
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Dzzzz: 9:40pm On Jan 10
Once,twice or trice a week and your not a chronic masturbator πŸ˜‚Dey play

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Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by KankOfLife(m): 9:57pm On Jan 10
Oga check yourself, your condition is not caused by masturbation.
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Dyfynezz12(m): 10:45pm On Jan 10
Masturbation have suffered
Everybody is blaming it for their problems

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Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Emma513: 11:24pm On Jan 10
CHRISTFUCKER:
Suck your deek


Lie on your bed , do as if you're rolling, bend very well and suck
GUY YOU FVCK UP, YOU JUST MAKE ME LAUGH HARD, cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Maxxim: 11:31pm On Jan 10
CHRISTFUCKER:
Suck your deek


Lie on your bed , do as if you're rolling, bend very well and suck
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Bmaster(m): 12:13am On Jan 11
no need disturbing heaven,nobody so far on this thread will make am grin grin
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by pansophic(m): 1:08am On Jan 11
Salasa:
Ladies and Gentlemen. πŸ˜ƒ

I was not a chronic masturbator, I just did it once in a while. Sometimes once in a week, twice or thrice at max. Sometimes a week off...

I just did it when I was bored and felt the need to pleasure myself sexually as I have had no sex.

Long story short, I found out I was always urinating frequently, I thought it was normal but something kept telling me it may be as a result of masturbation.

Because, each time I release, I must be forced to urinate, it was as if releasing means urination as the next thing.

I would urinate every 3 hours or so.

Ladies and gentlemen, ever since this year, I've not beat my meat and I don't feel the need to urinate every now and then. Like today, I've urinated only twice since morning.

Please who has experience this? I'm forced to believe masturbation makes one prone to frequent urination which is embarrassing and inconveniencing.

This masturbation sef, not like it's sweet, na babe I no get.

My child, I understand the struggles that come with temptation and the burdens of sin. It is written, "Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a person commits are outside the body, but whoever sins sexually, sins against their own body." - 1 Corinthians 6:18

I urge you to seek strength in prayer and to turn your heart towards the path of righteousness. Remember, "No temptation has overtaken you except what is common to mankind. And God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out so that you can endure it." - 1 Corinthians 10:13

Seek guidance from those who can offer support and understanding in your journey towards self-discipline and purity. You are loved, and through faith and perseverance, you can overcome this struggle.

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Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by PawsitiveBro(m): 8:09am On Jan 11
You take to much sugary stuffs. Stop blaming that on masturbation.
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Salasa(m): 10:01am On Jan 11
Obedinho130:
I understand the op. Experience same

No mind human beings, make dem dey argue nonsense. You understand what I mean abi? He do u too?
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Salasa(m): 10:02am On Jan 11
PawsitiveBro:
You take to much sugary stuffs. Stop blaming that on masturbation.

No dey argue nonsense for here
Na even this year I take too much sugary stuff pass as money come dey

My body system and your own fit no be the same
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by NairalandGossip: 2:42pm On Jan 11
Salasa:
Ladies and Gentlemen. πŸ˜ƒ

I was not a chronic masturbator, I just did it once in a while. Sometimes once in a week, twice or thrice at max. Sometimes a week off...

I just did it when I was bored and felt the need to pleasure myself sexually as I have had no sex.

Long story short, I found out I was always urinating frequently, I thought it was normal but something kept telling me it may be as a result of masturbation.

Because, each time I release, I must be forced to urinate, it was as if releasing means urination as the next thing.

I would urinate every 3 hours or so.

Ladies and gentlemen, ever since this year, I've not beat my meat and I don't feel the need to urinate every now and then. Like today, I've urinated only twice since morning.

Please who has experience this? I'm forced to believe masturbation makes one prone to frequent urination which is embarrassing and inconveniencing.

This masturbation sef, not like it's sweet, na babe I no get.
Solutions to our problems are found in several books, but Africans don't read. See the link on my signature on how to solve the problems of/with masturbation.
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Abee79(m): 2:47pm On Jan 11
Talk to your Doctor.
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by ukaface(f): 6:57pm On Jan 11
Salasa:
Ladies and Gentlemen. πŸ˜ƒ

I was not a chronic masturbator, I just did it once in a while. Sometimes once in a week, twice or thrice at max. Sometimes a week off...

I just did it when I was bored and felt the need to pleasure myself sexually as I have had no sex.

Long story short, I found out I was always urinating frequently, I thought it was normal but something kept telling me it may be as a result of masturbation.

Because, each time I release, I must be forced to urinate, it was as if releasing means urination as the next thing.

I would urinate every 3 hours or so.

Ladies and gentlemen, ever since this year, I've not beat my meat and I don't feel the need to urinate every now and then. Like today, I've urinated only twice since morning.

Please who has experience this? I'm forced to believe masturbation makes one prone to frequent urination which is embarrassing and inconveniencing.

This masturbation sef, not like it's sweet, na babe I no get.
Better go and drink water very well
Before you end up with Kidney stones
Drink 1.5L at least a day.
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Kevineleven(m): 6:59pm On Jan 11
Ignorance

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