Thundafireseun:
I will stop using that car wash down the street…

They always forget their dirty rags in our car

😂😂😂😂😂😂

EreluRoz:
What if it's a serious relationship and you need to defend yourself

It's only the weak that have to explain their actions. That's the unspoken rule of power among people.

If you're a late at work,your boss will demand for a good reason for your action or your shall be penalized. But your boss can arrive to work anytime he wants with no employee daring to question him.

I always see myself as the boss when dealing with anyone. So if I'm the man in this scenario,I'll simply smile and tell you "shade's can't wear this kind of dirty panties. Maybe it belongs to chioma."

With that I'll get into the car and zoom off.

Ha ha ha girl i think somebody is trying to set me up,
You know i love you i wont dare to cheat un u.i will be more careful in the future,if you dont believe me no p.but who in his right sense will make this khain of mistake,but don't worry i will get to the root of this just go and rest

EreluRoz:
The eyes will always reveal the truth if you know how to read the eyes accurately

Eyes reader.

I bought it for her from orkrika and it fell down from the bag I put it.

I only see a dirty car!

Leemzyy:
hmmm i wouldnt even ask him,its a slap i would just give him i swear

Domestic violence ...

You sef go collect back

EreluRoz:
Remember I am iyaebethegreat. I may decide to overlook and play along but nobody dare lie to me without me finding out the truth

Since tinubu has being lying to you,have you found out the truth

DeeScan:

Domestic violence ...
You sef go collect back

Lolz impossible

femi4:

I saw this in a store window and thought of you! I was thinking of getting it for you as a surprise, but I wanted to make sure you'd like it first. I know it was a stupid idea to leave it in the car

You are not a good liar. E no enter

kevwemike:
I bought it for her from orkrika and it fell down from the bag I put it.

And you expect her to believe this?

Davash222:

Eyes reader.

I'm excellent at this

EreluRoz:
And you expect her to believe this?

she no get choice ooo

kevwemike:
she no get choice ooo

She has a choice of walking away from the relationship or marriage

Ah it is finished

EreluRoz:
She has a choice of walking away from the relationship or marriage

she don turn second hand bi that now

kevwemike:
she don turn second hand bi that now

You self have turned second hand too

EreluRoz:
You self have turned second hand too

for where? Me fit still marry a V

kevwemike:
for where? Me fit still marry a V

You don't deserve a V

EreluRoz:
You don't deserve a V

hmm


I one day would see a thirst trap picture on your d.p . I'm pretty sure..

EreluRoz:
You don't deserve a V

said who, man na man ooo

EreluRoz:
She has a choice of walking away from the relationship or marriage

I just go look Ur profile picture just now, U fine ooo see as everything dey with u.

EreluRoz:
Oya may the best liar win

Hey dear
How are you doing

sonofsteven:


Hey dear
How are you doing

I'm fine thank you.

EreluRoz:
I'm fine thank you.

May I chat you privately please?

I kinda like your vibe

My airbag pulled out today and as they were servicing it, they saw the pants inside the airbag. I kept it for you to see how white people dey behave