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Gej Is Not As Dull As Nlc Said: Check Out His Stats! by bigcycs: 8:09am On Dec 17, 2011 |
I laugh in "fuel subsidy removal"!!! Riddle! Riddle!!Riiiiddduuuuullllleee!!! Q:why does president jonathan always wear a black calabash on his head. A:because an empty bottle/pot looks terrible without its cover. Q:how do you make a certain 3 year old dull "JONATHAN" grow up 2 be a smart and decisive leaderin future. Ans: buy him a dozen shoes,teach him to wear real hats and not black calabashes,conduct a groin surgery and fix him a new pair of STEEL BALLS!, maybe throw in a heart surgery and replace the chicken organ with a real male heart!!. Q: how do you put some shine in the eyes of GEJ,in the midst of all his current troubles. A: simple!! Just flash a torch light through his ears!! Q: why did GEJ die of suffocation in his barbing saloon? A: he was listening to a song that goes "breathe in,breathe out"breathe in,breathe out" on his discman and his batteries died off. Q how many GEJ's would it take to screw in a light bulb in aso rock villa? A:10 of dem!!! Q how they gonna manage that? A:1 GEJ to hold the light bulb in place,and the remaining 9 GEJ's will try to spin aso rock around till the light bulb is in place. Q;why didn't GEJ fall off his balcony in aso rock villa? A:heck! He ddnt know the directions!! ***just comic relief*** |
Re: Gej Is Not As Dull As Nlc Said: Check Out His Stats! by jokingmary(m): 8:42am On Dec 17, 2011 |
Re: Gej Is Not As Dull As Nlc Said: Check Out His Stats! by Nobody: 2:34pm On Dec 17, 2011 |
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