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the married vulture by bingbagbo(m): 1:37pm On Jan 10, 2012
[b] First of all, i will like each and everyone to know this is a typical etc so make no imbeccile come ask me say where is the joke?
I was was just thinking about the fact that, everything in this world is work and indeed hard work including even those things we call fun or play or leisure.Everything is damn hardwork, be it eating, sex, driving name them. . .
Right from inside your mama womb, your papa will every night dirty your body with hot ssemen and you have to work to clean it.At childbirth, stubborn nurses go dey shout at your mama "push!, push!" and that will disturb your ear drum and mama will push you out by force and that is work. Just after u r born, everybody around you will expect you to cry, if you dont cry they will beat you, inject you and shake you till you cry, and you know cry is not easy real haarrrrd work.After, mama go give you him big bobby to drink.Imagine small boy wey dem just born you, you go dey hold these two heavy breastss and go squeeze am!, and that is hard work.You will start to crawl, and that is hard work as well.
Later u will be promoted to walking, and that is damn hard work!.you will go to school and learn A, B, C, D and other shittz!, plus teacher go cane you. . . . .
When you grow up, you go mount woman grin and that is one haaaaaaaard work!You wil be served with hot hot meals and you have to eat them. . .very hard work.Na to sleep self nor be easy job huh! Life is toooooooooo tiresome! angry angry angry
Reading this article self na one haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard work but as fooolish as you are, i know you don read am grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

TO BE CONTINUED. . . cool cool lipsrsealed[/b]
Re: the married vulture by Bome01(m): 4:33pm On Jan 03, 2013
Guy . . . U dry but ur brain is wet. . .with alcohol!
Re: the married vulture by bingbagbo(m): 4:42pm On Jan 03, 2013
Bome01: Guy . . . U dry but ur brain is wet. . .with alcohol!














bush pig embarassed
Re: the married vulture by bignero: 7:35pm On Jan 03, 2013
lol grin
Re: the married vulture by Nobody: 8:29pm On Jan 03, 2013
Bin, u really need 2 c ur doctor; i knw it will be very hard for u coz leaving ur huz to d hospital wil b a hardwork. grin grin
Re: the married vulture by bingbagbo(m): 8:48pm On Jan 03, 2013
PretiEbony: Bin, u really need 2 c ur doctor; i knw it will be very hard for u coz leaving ur huz to d hospital wil b a hardwork. grin grin







no be eazy ooo.. grin pretty whatz up? kiss
Re: the married vulture by larride(m): 9:12pm On Jan 03, 2013
Lol
Re: the married vulture by bingbagbo(m): 9:24pm On Jan 03, 2013
larride: Lol


hey Larride, how far? cool
Re: the married vulture by salam001(m): 10:39pm On Jan 03, 2013
Where iz zhe zjoke?

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Re: the married vulture by toygod2: 6:15am On Jan 04, 2013
[b]larride(m): LOL

............Abeg,na evritin dey funny to you? sad U are disguting me per secs dis day. Con here,take your time o



OP,wot a bad way to new year start. Lata,u go begin dey cry ,say dem no give u award sad as if u deserve am.



MSTCWWWW, FOREST FROG
Re: the married vulture by bashydemy(m): 6:49am On Jan 04, 2013
This Bin dey mad i swear
Re: the married vulture by bunmioguns(m): 9:35am On Jan 04, 2013
One of the best article so far.. .. Am still expecting more cheesy cheesy grin grin
Re: the married vulture by bingbagbo(m): 9:47am On Jan 04, 2013
bunmioguns: One of the best article so far.. .. Am still expecting more cheesy cheesy grin grin


more on the way your highness grin
Re: the married vulture by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:11am On Jan 04, 2013
PretiEbony: Bin, u really need 2 c ur doctor; i knw it will be very hard for u coz leaving ur huz to d hospital wil b a hardwork. grin grin
bin,see nw ur girl dey yab u coz ur thread is........
Re: the married vulture by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:15am On Jan 04, 2013
bunmioguns: One of the best article so far.. .. Am still expecting more cheesy cheesy grin grin
Gosh,dis 2 guys will nver learn.
Re: the married vulture by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:16am On Jan 04, 2013
bunmioguns: One of the best article so far.. .. Am still expecting more cheesy cheesy grin grin
Gosh,dis 2 guys will nver learn.*BIN AND BUNMI(B-SQUARE).

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