Fellaini try there no be small...

How LvG can't see that its more reasonable to attack than just hold possession because u don't want the other team to get the ball and attack you is surprising.

Am sure he will now instruct the players to try to dominate possession at the expense of attacking.

Chai Young go dey wonder wetin him do LvG. Abi him don go shag LvG daughter as was alleged with Zaha and Moyes.

What did Young do to LVG... There must be something serious that he did for him to be left out this much

Bournemouth are just sitting back allowing United to pass the ball sideways and backwards while waiting for a slip or mistake so that they can counter attack with great speed.

draw soup loading? i certainly hope not!

martial gotta grab a goal.

I see a Coog imposter here...


I smell a rat...

hmmmmmm! lingard injured? oh well. christmas is coming!

fellaini begging the gods for that goal..

Thank God for my instincts coz I knew Van Idíot won't disappoint me in benching better players for dumbos. For those of you watching, accept my condolence if you get disappointed at the end of the match. As for me, MTV Base na em sure pass.

At least this match ain't dat boring. ... burustus-jackson is playing well so far.... my problem na with Varela, otu - Fellaini, useless mata and convulsion Mcnair.

just a Lil tweak and 3 points is ours.... young for mata pls... pereira to the middle!

Uniteds sideways and backwards passing and ponderous snail paced possession play remindsme of a crab or a tortoise full of rigour mortis.
This is terrible.
No disrespect to Bournemouth,but these are teams we should be beating comfortably.
Any way half time sha.
Will Bournemouth tire in the second half so we can hopefully nick a second goal and break their resistance?

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Bournemouth using speed against us. Blind and McNair are really struggling to cope with their speed. Varela won't make Okomu oil bench.

Carrick and Memphis are our good players so far.

elampiro:

Corner kick beat DDG and went in straight.

Anthony Martial missed one vs one after gifted so much space.

It all started from Varela starting nervously, he went to contest unnecessarily for an aerial ball high the pitch but missed when he was expected to head away. McNair covering behind Varela was weak, so we came under pressure. Varela returned to make a strong challenge and the ref awarded undeserved freekick. Freekick resulted to a corner. The corner kick went in straight. Within two minutes we were down.

Fellaini struggled to get us back. Before then Martial missed while Bournemouth also missed one vs one as DDG came to the rescue.

Thierry Henry be like: I learnt he was referred as the new Thierry Henry by Man U fans...

elrony:
At least this match ain't dat boring. ... burustus-jackson is playing well so far.... my problem na with Varela, otu - Fellaini, useless mata and convulsion Mcnair.

just a Lil tweak and 3 points is ours.... young for mata pls... pereira to the middle!

Not boring, but more like a championship match.

Dc ht for bournemouth as predicted

Memphis is injured. He's limping.

We have no defence

United conceed again.
Bournemouth are like a pack of Tigers facing a bunch of sluggish elephants.

Now this is a comedy. .... I don't feel pity for United at all....

coded01:


Thierry Henry be like: I learnt he was referred as the new Thierry Henry by Man U fans...

you done

I smell a rat here...

Dj get the speaker and mixer ready!!!
Eyin omo Wobe, Party fe shele

So Perreira is preferred over Young?

Memphis, one of our two good players has been limping since about 50th minute.

guests already arriving. .

The only thing this team does without any mistake or flaw is passing the ball backwards, even the passes considered as side passes are slightly backwards.

Its a shame and pokerface waxface will not change anything about the set up or philosophy.

We are in serious trouble!

get Young and and Morgan in, feck LVG...

elampiro:
So Perreira is preferred over Young?

Memphis, one of our two good players has been limping since about 50th minute.

Banga prefers a cripple to young...so it seems. .

These young lads are outta gas... Bournemouth players owning our shiity squad.

It could have been 3-1.

We no defence at all. They don't understand the offside trap.

Why are we not using Young while Memphis is unable to move 5 yards?

man u dont fall my hand o

Fellaini has actually not been utter shite today. But on comes Powell for him.