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If I Were A...... by jennyty: 9:56pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
If something unimaginable happened and you were changed from your present sex to the opposite sex (from a male to a female and vice versa), what will be ur challenges and REVENGE?? |
Re: If I Were A...... by Nobody: 10:30pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
I'd kill myself. |
Re: If I Were A...... by Nobody: 10:35pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
@OP, I'LL FIRST SLAM YOU |
Re: If I Were A...... by Idowuogbo(f): 10:38pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
I go banggggg all d agidi babes on top nl , dem must born for me. |
Re: If I Were A...... by slimyem: 10:44pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
fcck like no man's business! Idowumagbo will be my first call.will fcck her brains out till she cries for help! |
Re: If I Were A...... by Idowuogbo(f): 10:47pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
slimyem: fcck like no man's business!hahahahha I would like to penetrate ur ears 2 Haa! dem go hear u moaning for Ghana Emi oluomo Badosky! |
Re: If I Were A...... by slimyem: 10:50pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
Idowuogbo:i'd gag you with my d1ck and make you stick to tongue in my shithole. I know that does it for you always. Innit? |
Re: If I Were A...... by Idowuogbo(f): 10:53pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
slimyem: i'd gag you with my d1ck and make you stick to tongue in my shithole.Hmmm i swear i go tear ur yansh , enlarge ur mouth , disfigure ur nostrils. Walai ma ba be je , ma da be ru. I no go liv until i see ur placenta wrapped round my Mabunga |
Re: If I Were A...... by Nobody: 10:59pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
@slimyem and idowuogbo, the two of una go good to fukk o, but i doubt if you two can make me ccum 1 Like |
Re: If I Were A...... by Nobody: 10:59pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
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Re: If I Were A...... by Idowuogbo(f): 11:01pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
tiniyata: @slimyem and idowuogbo, the two of una go good to fukk o, but i doubt if you two can make me ccum Emmh from where to whia Is dat y we hia Am sure if a gorilla goes down on u , u go come straight. |
Re: If I Were A...... by slimyem: 11:01pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
Idowuogbo:and i'll hang you on your neck, blade-whip you on your robust yansh till the cheeks bleed painfully,light a fire under your crotch to kill the germs in your insides,rub a dozen of aboniki on my condom and Bleep away till you go limp! |
Re: If I Were A...... by ADICTIVEPET(m): 11:05pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
bUT Y ? |
Re: If I Were A...... by Killz3(m): 11:11pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
Re: If I Were A...... by Idowuogbo(f): 11:13pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
slimyem: and i'll hang you on your neck, blade-whip you on your robust yansh till the cheeks bleed painfully,light a fire under your crotch to kill the germs in your insides,rub a dozen of aboniki on my condom and Bleep away till you go limp!Haaa!! U go stubborn small , i go first mix kasenprenco wiv ajase poki poki den begin to punish ur life. Boneypaks walia i go demarcate ur galilee, my large rod must move ur womb down 2 ur anusss. To begin d show,I will lubricate ur section first wiv engine oil.Y at it , i go begin spray d room with insecticide cus i no 2 trust say ur hole na insect free sha,going by rumors i hia say u dey grow larva for dia.After all d precaution is put into place,i go con wear dose helmet wey welder dem dey wear b4 i begin praying , boneypaks wa gba pe esu ni ge! |
Re: If I Were A...... by Nobody: 11:19pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
^^those tools you mentioned,are they some fukkin utensils? |
Re: If I Were A...... by Nobody: 11:19pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
^^those tools you mentioned,are they some fukkin utensils? |
Re: If I Were A...... by Idowuogbo(f): 11:22pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
tiniyata: ^^those tools you mentioned,are they some fukkin utensils?Weapon of punny destroying |
Re: If I Were A...... by r231(m): 11:26pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
Re: If I Were A...... by Idowuogbo(f): 11:28pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
r231: |
Re: If I Were A...... by drnoel: 11:31pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
don't u see this women, that was how my wife said she would violate me if she was the man and I was her wife |
Re: If I Were A...... by Nobody: 11:45pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
so women have this kind of bad idea,i tot they were only created to conceive children,never knew they've always conceived bad intentions too. see wetin woman wan do another fellow woman. .if dem give una small rubber pilick na im be say una go finish some men o. shuo |
Re: If I Were A...... by Idowuogbo(f): 11:47pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
tiniyata: so women have this kind of bad idea,i tot they were only created to conceive children,never knew they've always conceived bad intentions too. see wetin woman wan do another fellow woman. .if dem give una small rubber pilick na im be say una go finish some men o. shuohehehe i will blame it on transferred aggression. |
Re: If I Were A...... by freecocoa(f): 12:04am On Mar 14, 2012 |
Hmm paddy this una fuccking method abi pattern no be here o, |
Re: If I Were A...... by Nobody: 12:07am On Mar 14, 2012 |
^^me de trip o |
Re: If I Were A...... by Idowuogbo(f): 12:08am On Mar 14, 2012 |
freecocoa: Hmm paddy this una fuccking method abi pattern no be here o, I don wear nylon bag no worry I dey protect myself from catching any kuruno she might have imbedded in her kpecus |
Re: If I Were A...... by Nobody: 12:08am On Mar 14, 2012 |
cocoa-mi-cocoa,longest time where have you been? missed you o |
Re: If I Were A...... by Nobody: 12:14am On Mar 14, 2012 |
@idowuogbo,you really mean this your fukk business tonight o,and from all this description,you fit go like 15 rounds o,but i trust #slimyem to take all |
Re: If I Were A...... by kelz88(f): 12:25am On Mar 14, 2012 |
Lmao!! These chicks are something else. See fantasy. :O |
Re: If I Were A...... by Idowuogbo(f): 12:31am On Mar 14, 2012 |
tiniyata: @idowuogbo,you really mean this your fukk business tonight o,and from all this description,you fit go like 15 rounds o,but i trust #slimyem to take allYes she can take it all in ,shes tiny so it no go hard to dismantle am. I am planning on taking her dia , infact we go do am inside washing machine so we can spin @ 90degrees. |
Re: If I Were A...... by Chimezie198(m): 12:43am On Mar 14, 2012 |
Re: If I Were A...... by Nobody: 1:09am On Mar 14, 2012 |
*BARF* |
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