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Re: If I Were A...... by Nobody: 3:03am On Mar 14, 2012 |
slimyem: and i'll hang you on your neck, blade-whip you on your robust yansh till the cheeks bleed painfully,light a fire under your crotch to kill the germs in your insides,rub a dozen of aboniki on my condom and Bleep away till you go limp! Chineke Lord o_O o_O |
Re: If I Were A...... by Nobody: 3:08am On Mar 14, 2012 |
Idowuogbo: Oh Lord of Mormons. . WTFFFF? ? ? ? ? ? |
Re: If I Were A...... by Goldieluks: 4:29am On Mar 14, 2012 |
Idowuogbo: Holy Mosco!!! O_O |
Re: If I Were A...... by Nobody: 5:46pm On Mar 14, 2012 |
If I were a Goat, I would chew my own curd, tell everyone it's protein, so they'll think that I'm not eating junk food; But if I were a girl, I think I don't understand, what it feels to wear a pad, I swear I'd get a better man. |
Re: If I Were A...... by Exponental(m): 7:10pm On Mar 14, 2012 |
It seems some guys have used their okozuwa to scatter d obosuwa of some babes. The 1st responses of slimyem n idowugbo is enof 2 defend offended ladies. Dont worry, ur male children will fight 4 u, but dont get offended if ur female children take after u. |
Re: If I Were A...... by Sijo01(f): 7:20pm On Mar 14, 2012 |
blood of gwad! |
Re: If I Were A...... by freecocoa(f): 2:18am On Mar 15, 2012 |
tiniyata: cocoa-mi-cocoa,longest time where have you been? missed you oBros me i dey o,just been busy,how you doing?me missed ya too. |
Re: If I Were A...... by Samxiulee: 2:44am On Mar 15, 2012 |
slimyem and idowuogbo just made my day,my tummy is about to burst |
Re: If I Were A...... by Idowuogbo(f): 12:48pm On Mar 15, 2012 |
Sam xiu lee: slimyem and idowuogbo just made my day,my tummy is about to burst It's called Badoskies narrative writing sir! |
Re: If I Were A...... by Idowuogbo(f): 12:56pm On Mar 15, 2012 |
Exponental: It seems some guys have used their okozuwa to scatter d obosuwa of some babes. The 1st responses of slimyem n idowugbo is enof 2 defend offended ladies. Dont worry, ur male children will fight 4 u, but dont get offended if ur female children take after u. And ur post above insinuates wot? Plzz close teeth jare! Can't we run jokes? Abeg go barrack if u don't like it here. |
Re: If I Were A...... by Nobody: 1:38pm On Mar 15, 2012 |
I'd break a thousand hearts just for the heck of it. I'd pick on my younger sisters and have them serve me breakfast in bed every morning. Scream at them if dinner is not ready on time and get so mad if I find a speck of dirt on the laundry I ordered them to do. Hang out with my friends and talk about all our sexcapedes, ridiculing all the girls we had while at it. Call "the one" just to remind her of my unending love for her while "that one" is laying by my side, still worn out from the back-breaking night-long "session" we'd just concluded. In reality though, I feel disgusted by merely typing these, I wonder how some guys actually DO them. I'd rather be the girl I am. |
Re: If I Were A...... by slimyem: 2:15pm On Mar 15, 2012 |
Exponental: It seems some guys have used their okozuwa to scatter d obosuwa of some babes. The 1st responses of slimyem n idowugbo is enof 2 defend offended ladies. Dont worry, ur male children will fight 4 u, but dont get offended if ur female children take after u.ogbeni,shut it and stop getting funny ideas.its all creative jokes! |
Re: If I Were A...... by slimyem: 2:20pm On Mar 15, 2012 |
Sam xiu lee: slimyem and idowuogbo just made my day,my tummy is about to burst |
Re: If I Were A...... by slimyem: 2:36pm On Mar 15, 2012 |
naijasexy: I'd break a thousand hearts just for the heck of it.sis,no be only you dey wonder o.me sef i follow wonder! |
Re: If I Were A...... by Idowuogbo(f): 2:41pm On Mar 15, 2012 |
slimyem: sis,no be only you dey wonder o.me sef i follow wonder! I just wish i cud wave a magic wand and instantly have a dickkkk.. I swear i will make sure it breaks inside U. |
Re: If I Were A...... by slimyem: 3:21pm On Mar 15, 2012 |
Idowuogbo:this obsession over my punny never do you? stop hoping ,wishing or praying you will [b]never[/b]get there! |
Re: If I Were A...... by ayosmiles(m): 3:33pm On Mar 15, 2012 |
Oh boy, i wan laff die. Idowu nd slimyem u guyz are jst hilarious |
Re: If I Were A...... by Idowuogbo(f): 3:36pm On Mar 15, 2012 |
slimyem: this obsession over my punny never do you?I will forgive u dis time. BUT! If magic happens and I happen to get a 17inch for a day, u owe me a bj. |
Re: If I Were A...... by honeric01(m): 3:43pm On Mar 15, 2012 |
These girls are mad lol.. so una want a DICKKK so bad? chai... who wants to borrow mine? but i must watch both of you "destroy" eachother, once you both are through, i take back my tool (must record too o for all NL to watch). Seriously, how bad do girls actually wish they were the one bannging the other girl and not them getting bangeed selfishly by we men? |
Re: If I Were A...... by ayosmiles(m): 4:10pm On Mar 15, 2012 |
Wow! Am scared of what would happen if all gals suddenly turn 2 guys nd vice versa. They will bleep d livin daylight out of us as revenge |
Re: If I Were A...... by Idowuogbo(f): 4:19pm On Mar 15, 2012 |
ayosmiles: Wow! Am scared of what would happen if all gals suddenly turn 2 guys nd vice versa. They will bleep d livin daylight out of us as revengeHahahahahaha! Cool down,I won't do km/per hr on ur case. All slow motion bebe! |
Re: If I Were A...... by Idowuogbo(f): 4:23pm On Mar 15, 2012 |
honeric01: These girls are mad lol.. so una want a DICKKK so bad? chai... who wants to borrow mine? but i must watch both of you "destroy" eachother, once you both are through, i take back my tool (must record too o for all NL to watch). Urs ke? I wud rada ave Boneyems use several types of kitchen utensils or veggies. Y borrow urs? We no go feel anything na. |
Re: If I Were A...... by Nobody: 4:28pm On Mar 15, 2012 |
^^ @ ayosmiles You are so right! We would sooooooooooo f.uck and not just any type, a.nal f.ucking. We would command you to suck on our d.i.cks and no, you wont stop there since you would have to DOWN every last drop of c.um we produce. Smack your dirty azzzzes until you guys yelp and beg for mercy. We would give you wigs to wear so that we can pull on them while you guys assume the dog.g.y position. In fact, you would be so alarmed that when we finally transform back into our female selves, your pet aversion would be women. 1 Like |
Re: If I Were A...... by Idowuogbo(f): 6:04pm On Mar 15, 2012 |
naijasexy: ^^ @ ayosmiles You are so right! We would sooooooooooo f.uck and not just any type, a.nal f.ucking. We would command you to suck on our d.i.cks and no, you wont stop there since you would have to DOWN every last drop of c.um we produce. Smack your dirty azzzzes until you guys yelp and beg for mercy. We would give you wigs to wear so that we can pull on them while you guys assume the dog.g.y position. In fact, you would be so alarmed that when we finally transform back into our female selves, your pet aversion would be women.Odikwa serious ooooo If u were a guy,I no go near ur side o. Ur own version na bondage/violation. |
Re: If I Were A...... by eklassical(m): 6:10pm On Mar 15, 2012 |
naijasexy: ^^ @ ayosmiles You are so right! We would sooooooooooo f.uck and not just any type, a.nal f.ucking. We would command you to suck on our d.i.cks and no, you wont stop there since you would have to DOWN every last drop of c.um we produce. Smack your dirty azzzzes until you guys yelp and beg for mercy. We would give you wigs to wear so that we can pull on them while you guys assume the dog.g.y position. In fact, you would be so alarmed that when we finally transform back into our female selves, your pet aversion would be women. lwkmd! Seems 2 me *dis above* has happed 2u countless times..... Dats hw a real dude likes it!. |
Re: If I Were A...... by FlexTrex: 6:42pm On Mar 15, 2012 |
These ladies here are real freaks. see what they'd do to their fellow chicks if they were men. I'm wondering if its not the kind of sex fantasy they dream of having all the while playing like shy girls who'd only go missionary style. |
Re: If I Were A...... by honeric01(m): 6:48pm On Mar 15, 2012 |
Idowuogbo: My diik won't even fit your tiny waist in the first place, you go just get back pains for carrying oversized baggage. Not to talk of your second, that one go need wheel-chair to carry my package |
Re: If I Were A...... by Idowuogbo(f): 7:06pm On Mar 15, 2012 |
FlexTrex: These ladies here are real freaks. see what they'd do to their fellow chicks if they were men. I'm wondering if its not the kind of sex fantasy they dream of having all the while playing like shy girls who'd only go missionary style. Am sure u came to planet earth tru d BIG B.A.N.G,u've also made it easier for me to believe d scientific theory on evolution.As in seriously ur types are just sadistics. I mean come on! Can't we flex ? Can we make sense out of nonsense without bin judged? Is it a crime to get comical wen talking about characteristics will probably possess as a dude? Jeeezzzz! Boring lots! Abeg go serious section jare Msteeeeewwww!!!! |
Re: If I Were A...... by Idowuogbo(f): 7:08pm On Mar 15, 2012 |
honeric01: Hahahahahahahahaha Wicked! Wheelchair u no? Boneyems come finish dis baga for me joor. |
Re: If I Were A...... by Nobody: 7:13pm On Mar 15, 2012 |
Idowuogbo: My dear, you wont blame me. That is what these callous men do to vulnerable girls out there and it would only be fair to give them a taste of their own bitter medicine. Oh-emm-gee! Walahi, if I could be a guy for a day, these men would hear it! |
Re: If I Were A...... by Nobody: 7:15pm On Mar 15, 2012 |
eklassical: It doesn't necessarily have to happen to me before I know what goes on behind closed doors. That is how FREAKY and PERVERTED dudes like it. |
Re: If I Were A...... by Exponental(m): 9:24pm On Mar 15, 2012 |
slimyem: ogbeni,shut it and stop getting funny ideas.its all creative jokes! i neva asked u 2 make ur comments formal either. |
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