If animals has facebook, these are most likely
to be their updates :
COCKROACH: friends can u help mi in thanking
God! I just found out Mortein na Body spray.....
It didn't kill me...... Just made me smell good.
Then u will c like by: housefly, spider, ant.
Comment by mosquito: thank God for making
the enemy powerless............ All blood shall
work together for Good............
CHICKEN: if tomorrow I'm not updating my
status, it means am being served at Mr
Biggs....... Love y'all!
PIG: Ohhhh gosh! They throw gossip that I'm
spreading flu........... Wot errant
nonsense...................
RAT: these people go dey set trap for
me............dey av forgotten dat the Lord is my
guide.
GOAT: Thank God for my life, I almost got
killed like a Chicken yesterday.........
Comment by CHICKEN.: don't mind those
reckless drivers they are GOATS.
DOG: I hate Calabar people...............
Comment by CAT: I know right....... Sowie

Errrrrrrrr wait ooo