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Plastic Surgery by Monicamony(f): 1:46pm On Nov 26, 2007 |
A man's wife was cheating on him, she was visited by her lover who was smooching her till suddenly the man's car drove into the garage. Wife: I am in trouble that is my husband's car, Lover: Hide me anywhere, Wife: Hide on the roof, Lover: I am too short to reach your roof , is too tall to climb. Wife: Hide under the table i will cover you with the table cloth, Lover: I won't be able to receive fresh air. Her husband got down from his car and whistled as he approached the main door. Wife: He will be here any moment, hide fast. She opened her buttocks and shove him inside. Husband entered and moved closer to her. Wife: Your meeting closed very early. Husand: As a medical doctor i have to come and give you the usual injection. Come and sit on my laps, He said as he sat down. He looked at her backyard. Husband: What did you eat lately you look fat. Wife: What do you mean? She said moving further away from him. He moved towards his room and brought out his gun. He pointed the gun at her buttocks Husband: Now come out of there with your hands on your head. And say your last prayers you two. |
Re: Plastic Surgery by clemcykul(f): 2:17pm On Nov 26, 2007 |
wadda fu*ck! |
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