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Politics / Re: Fayose Blasts FG, Miyetti Allah Over Threat On Ekiti People by aadvark: 3:45pm On Oct 25, 2016
Fayoshe my nigga.
FG should tell Mi-nye-tea allah to carry their herdsmen to the north and continue shooting themselves.

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Celebrities / Re: Google Gifts Dj Cuppy Pixel Phone by aadvark: 10:29am On Oct 20, 2016
JaneyBlingx:
Me that went to Steve Job's house and he gave me an iPhone7, I didn't loud it mtchewww
so u dey go steve job house abi? continue. no just allow am take u to the other room. konji is everywhere o, even in the underworld
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With #400,000 In Nigeria by aadvark: 1:58pm On Oct 11, 2016
cricifixo:
Oga, let me educate u a little about international transaction. When naira is paid into ur bank account & u wanna withdraw it from Malaysia or any other foreign country, the USD will be the basis for the conversion and not some silly Malaysian currency
no, i think u need the education. not sure u even read what he wrote. i havent done this business, but if the rates up there are true, then its legit. he didnt say u'll convert from the malaysian currency to naira. he said u'll buy 1 bitcoin with it before converting the bitcoin to naira which leaves u with some profit
TV/Movies / Re: My Review Of Ay's A Trip To Jamaica Movie by aadvark: 8:41am On Oct 09, 2016
hottathanfire:
Some of us are thinkers, I can relate with what the babe feels but some people will still find it interesting.
What makes some people laugh a silly so called jokes of clowns like Bishop Umeh, mr patrick etc calling themselves comedians still baffles me cos their act are so Silly that it can't pass for comedy lailai
and whats comedy if not being silly?

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Jokes Etc / Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by aadvark: 5:48pm On Oct 08, 2016
yinkard4me:
No time...
My Pastor asked me how much I bought my iPhone!!! And I said ₦20,000 instead of ₦150,000 cos I don't want him to shout and ask how much I give to God as tithe . Then he gave me ₦40,000 to buy two for him and his wife.
Now am confused what should I do? Pls advice....
go back next sunday and make your confession
Sports / Re: Korea DPR Vs Nigeria 3 - 0 :FIFA U-17 Women's World Cup (Full Time) by aadvark: 1:25pm On Oct 08, 2016
Liability:
hahaha,,,,u be idiiot o....hahahaha

well me na 3-1 we go win tomorrow, yes. Zambia 3-1 nigeria
you are just your moniker
Business / Re: Please How Do I Start Mini Export Biz? by aadvark: 1:54pm On Oct 07, 2016
afanide:



Of course DHL will cut your neck. You dare not go there. We use a courier that charges less than 1,000 per KG. We stated this in the Material.
a million thanks bro. u really have just encouraged me. i was almost giving up. its good to know there's an even better alternative. can i P.M you?
Business / Re: Please How Do I Start Mini Export Biz? by aadvark: 12:43pm On Oct 07, 2016
afanide:
It's not buying ebooks for 3k and selling for #500. What have you benefitted from the 3k ebook?

I can bet my life that a #3,000 ebook on Exportation is as USELESS as ebook on ALIEXPRESS IMPORTATION.

EXPORTATION I doubt you will get any reasonable Export material for that price.

If you want to go into Exportation Business, check my signature....
bro, my major problem with exportation is the cost of transporting the goods. can u imagine that i went to D.H.L to inquire the cost of delivering goods weighing 75kg to North Africa and i was told 500k plus. i'm just hoping that with ur knowledge of the trade, u'll help me out. i just want to know if there are better alternatives
Sports / Re: Match Report:super Eagles Defeat Pleateau United 3:0 (practice Match) by aadvark: 12:24pm On Oct 06, 2016
rayblast:
Pls don't Start Ideye since he is wasteful infront of goal already. Eagles need to play more like a team. Nice work Iwobi , Esiti and Iheanacho. Buh Ekong and Omeruo which way na? You guys nid to beat Zambia in Ndola. Gosupereagles!!!!!!!!
i think Ekong feels more comfortable with Balogun beside him as seen in the Tanzania game. pity he's injured
Politics / Re: 2015: Tinubu Wanted To Be VP, Opposed Osinbajo As VP - Buhari's Authorized Bio by aadvark: 4:02pm On Oct 04, 2016
Buhari forgot to add that they later made an agreement that Tinubu will still be the unofficial V.P

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Politics / Re: Buhari Is A Man On Assignments - Tinubu by aadvark: 9:49am On Oct 04, 2016
obviously his assignment is to kill us

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Sports / Re: Jubilation As Enugu Rangers Wins Nigeria League. Breaks 32-Year-Old Jinx (Pics) by aadvark: 7:56am On Oct 04, 2016
kjhova
you are right, TV and title earnings improved this season but to make it enticing to private owners, it should be more . then d government should sell all the clubs controlled by them. deres no way our league wil improve if that doesnt happen. as u know, there's no successful league with a government owned club.
next is aesthetics, yes what we see when we watch the league. we cant expect fans to be pleased with watching their team play on a grass-here-grass-there kind of pitch. they should set a standard of the quality of stadium u must have to compete.
next is media coverage. have u noticed that each time our league's matches are shown on tv, the visuals are poor? sometimes the camera doesnt even follow the ball. that needs to change. with good cameras showing good football in beautiful stadiums, trust me, people will watch our league.
next is commentary. well its under media but i had to separate it cos we have a very big problem here. we need quality commentators and thats that.
cc:FILEBE
Sports / Re: Jubilation As Enugu Rangers Wins Nigeria League. Breaks 32-Year-Old Jinx (Pics) by aadvark: 7:27am On Oct 04, 2016
FILEBE:


Hmnn. I see your point of view. Logos? Packaging is the main reason NPL interest me less at times. Just negodu the logo below. It wont pass the group stage of a logo contest. If NPL is rebranded and packaged well, forgerit Uefa, english league et all will play a second fiddle to our interest.
now, thats what i'm talking about. that logo is just so bland and tasteless, and passes no message at at all. and someone should help me tell whoever designed it that its a logo not a flag. i actually have an idea of a better logo for them, already sketched on paper. i dont mind giving them for free.
rebranding the league? well thats the only way we can be the best in africa. and let me tell u, we've got the potential. england did it, so why cant we?
but how do u think we can go about it?
Sports / Re: Jubilation As Enugu Rangers Wins Nigeria League. Breaks 32-Year-Old Jinx (Pics) by aadvark: 5:23pm On Oct 03, 2016
kjhova:


interesting point you raised. Enyimba did have a shitty logo too until they revamped their identity last year and introduced the lovely elephant head logo. Most NPFL club logos are horrible, to put it mildly but am sure as they become more media active and compete to sell merchandise, they will be forced to improve.

To add another interesting topic, why do we have few privately owned clubs in the league and why do the government owned clubs tend to do better?

Also, how much do you think it will cost an owner to run a club for one season and what is the possible returns for the same year?
well, the nigerian league began began as a largely government-controlled setup. there were few private owned clubs, still the same today though the numbers have improved.
and i think the government owned teams do better cos naturally, the government has more spending power.
Sports / Re: Jubilation As Enugu Rangers Wins Nigeria League. Breaks 32-Year-Old Jinx (Pics) by aadvark: 4:45pm On Oct 03, 2016
FILEBE:




Lol. I find nothing wrong giving nicknames to club. I see nothing wrong in that. It is just funny that "flying " is used with antelope. Antelope would have been okay. Flying eagles is okay but if we had said running eagles, how will it sound to you.

some nicknames are meant to be wierd, unusual, and by extension, unique. consider 'red devils'. its not supposed to mean the devil is red, it just conveys how dangerous the team can be to other teams. now look at 'flying antelopes' again. you know how fast an antelope runs, now imagine that it also flies. it says about the team that they are either extremely fast in their style of play, or that they lead the other teams being antelopes with the rare attribute of flight. moreover, the nickname is coined from their logo.

well talking about logos, some npfl teams have really stupid logos. rangers' and enyimba's are splendid, but i really disgusted with kano pillars'. what do you think?

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Sports / Re: Jubilation As Enugu Rangers Wins Nigeria League. Breaks 32-Year-Old Jinx (Pics) by aadvark: 12:54pm On Oct 03, 2016
FILEBE:
Which one is flying antelope again Nigeria and names.[sub][/sub] lipsrsealed
please dont even start. every club has a nickname and i dont see anything wrong with 'flying antelopes'. i guess u think its wrong cos its nigerian. liecester city is nicknamed 'the foxes' but i've never heard u complain
Politics / Re: Buhari Releases White Pigeon At 56th Independence Anniversary (Photos) by aadvark: 4:05pm On Oct 01, 2016
Dear pigeon, if you know what is good for you, just keep flying until you're out of nigeria. The person that just let u out is already finishing us here. I really wish i had wings like u, i for don escape too.
Finally, i want to repeat that you should fly and not look back.

With love,
dying nigerian.

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Business / Re: Dangote Plans To Buy Arsenal F.C. In 4 Years Time by aadvark: 4:29pm On Sep 22, 2016
Capableben:
Yes, I have done songs before but I don't have ties with kogi state that I know of. smiley And the name is MasterBen, not Misterben. Thanks anyway, anticipate My Nation
ok. waiting
Business / Re: Dangote Plans To Buy Arsenal F.C. In 4 Years Time by aadvark: 3:44pm On Sep 22, 2016
Capableben:
..... Good for him.
Meanwhile,
Watch Out for my Independence day celebration single titled My Nation ft LS Ecorest that is set to drop on 1st October.
This single reflects upon our journey so far as a nation and it will rekindle that fire of passion we need to continue this journey.
It's a "must-listen" for every concerned Nigerian out there. #MyNation _#AnticipateHard_
have u done any song before? cos i think i know one of ur songs. unless its another misterben. do u have any ties with kogi state?
TV/Movies / Re: Name The ONE Nollywood Movie You Would Choose For The World To Watch. by aadvark: 8:44pm On Sep 21, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
u are an old man mehn. I never got tired of watching this movie then..
if to say na hollywood first act movie with that title, we go dey shout say nollywood copy.

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Culture / Re: Emir Sanusi Meets Pope Francis In Italy (Photos) by aadvark: 12:57pm On Sep 21, 2016
INTROVERT:
SEEN
where did you even go before?
Celebrities / Re: Zack Orji, IK Ogbonna,Ufedo Sunshine,Others Storm Location For “The X-List” by aadvark: 10:47pm On Sep 20, 2016
Millerz:
Lmao, you don't even have a dream.
Mine is sha to become a successful entrepreneur and be on the Forbes richest list.
chai! i love this ur dream o. pls can i borrow from inside so dat i can be pursuing too?
or better yet, when you make forbes list, employ me make i dey keep the money 4 u. my mummy dey always talk say na my talent be that

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Celebrities / Re: Zack Orji, IK Ogbonna,Ufedo Sunshine,Others Storm Location For “The X-List” by aadvark: 10:11pm On Sep 20, 2016
Millerz:
That girl Tamara was my neighbor in PH. She always pursued her dreams, today she's rolling with the biggest Nollywood stars.
while you are here on NL clicking on lalasticlala and his snakes. lol, na joke o. oya come, lets go and pursue our dreams too. wetin be dat my dream again?

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Celebrities / Re: Zack Orji, IK Ogbonna,Ufedo Sunshine,Others Storm Location For “The X-List” by aadvark: 10:05pm On Sep 20, 2016
sholay2011:

Maybe God bless you for this comment. You wrote my mind.
thank you. honestly, i was irritated

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Celebrities / Re: Zack Orji, IK Ogbonna,Ufedo Sunshine,Others Storm Location For “The X-List” by aadvark: 9:42pm On Sep 20, 2016
jaymejate:
What's this all about?
X-LISTS? Very soon you'll see X-MEN Nollywood version

See camera, see camera man... Nollywood will never stop being Nollywood.
i didnt want to say anything but your comment forced my hand.
why do most nigerians find fault with anything nigerian? tell me, whats wrong with the camera man?
and u complained about the title. whats wrong with it? so because theres a hollywood movie titled 'x-men', any other with an 'x' in it means copying? i hope u know the fairly recent series 'tyrant', well i watched a nollywood movie titled 'tyrant' in 2005. so they copied nollywood then? no?
my point is, we know hollywood is ahead of us, but we should stop all these baseless self-stabbing just to fit in with the popular opinion that whoever despises nollywood and only watches foreign stuff is a smart person.

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Phones / Re: Im Getting TECNO L8+ Tomorrow , Any Better OPTION ? by aadvark: 7:27am On Sep 14, 2016
rufans:


are u using the charger that came with it:::::::::::yes bro , im using the follow come charer
how long does it take to charge from 0-100%?:::::my phone never enter 30% b4 sef..so from 0-100? i no nooooooooooooooooooooo haha
and does the battery live up to the 5000mah tag?::no be 5000mah oo, its 5050mah... and yes the battery make brain.the phn still new .fake battries never de outside like that.. lol
thanks for your response bro. i no wan buy phone wey go dey take me 4-5hrs to charge
Phones / Re: Im Getting TECNO L8+ Tomorrow , Any Better OPTION ? by aadvark: 12:03pm On Sep 13, 2016
rufans:





lol thanks but no be l8....na l8+ hahaha
are u using the charger that came with it? how long does it take to charge from 0-100%? and does the battery live up to the 5000mah tag?
Phones / Re: Infinix Hot 4 Vs Infinix Hot 3, Which Is Better? by aadvark: 7:02pm On Sep 07, 2016
thatbiggirl:
Thanks for the correction dear, I appreciate.
You're welcome sis
Nairaland / General / Re: Baby Mama nah nah! by aadvark: 10:53am On Sep 06, 2016
Incrizz:
Lol...did you just say, "come"?? Only ladies are allowed to say that tongue Dust your behind and go-a-searching! Anyways, a lovely day to ya *raises glass*
lol. ok o. Dear future wife, tarry just a little more, I'm on my way. *Fixed* lol. Have yourself a splendid day too

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