KINGwax007:
that's the perks of using the same moniker for business for pleasure. He should have had another moniker for business while another for bashing

Kudos!

That is STREET 101 that nobody will teach you even in the University.

Only a nitwit will mix business with pleasure.

All hustles must pay.

He believed in himself even though say he no attend Uni.

To be successful in life no be by first class o.

Na to know thy self.

Brightology2:
he didn't

The guy don lose him job.

This is just a damage control.

The Account handler don lose him Job already.

echelons:
I give to Jumia though.

They've really improved recently. I just wish their 3rd party sellers will fall in line and be frank about what they sell on the platform.
Customers get a lot of junk that looked good and beautifully described.

These days, I don't buy online items I haven't seen before.

Their riders should be trained too. Recently had an issue about one of their riders which I called their contact center to make a report.

Jumia is someone's investment, the distribution chain should be intact, if not the business might just collapse at the weakest link of the chain.

It is not always bad to buy stuffs online. I’m too busy to start going to the market to buy some stuffs.

I bought all my electronics (TVs, Home theatre, AC, Fridge, Deep Freezer, Washing machine and gas cooker) from Jumia and didn’t had any issues with them since they were all preordered by making payments before delivery.

They were all sent to my house without any hitch.

Dumb men without orientation.

You dey send scam money direct to Nigeria because you be Gandollar pikin ba.

Weytin happen to Turkey and United States Aza?

Greed no allow am pay 30% or 40%. Now everything don cast and una go rot for jail.

Boys dey vex o

Lesson learnt.

Greed can cast the whole deal.

Don’t be greedy.

Pretty Fresh graduate you say


Watch out for a new Benz alert soon

meobizy:
This is news concerning the unhealthy and poor.
I exercise, my heart is strong enough to take most physical and emotional stressors.
It reminds me of one man in my village who always pleaded with my relatives, saying he can give out his children as helpers in their houses. He claimed anytime he saw one out of his ten offspring grow to secondary school age he had constant anxiety attacks over how to pay their ever increasing school fees.

But the man no get heart attack when he dey impregnate him wife.

Yeye fellow.

They should come and conduct the phase two of the research in Nigeria

They will get a very perfect result.

It’s only in Nigeria that people do crazy things just to meet up with the Christmas wahala.

But dem forget say another Christmas go come next year.

They should come and conduct the phase two of the research in Nigeria

Hmm

But weytin me dey search for google no dey among all these o.

Different strokes for different folks.

All these local fraudsters sef. If dem wan learn Work instead make dem follow who know road.

You dey Nigeria still dey use your bank account details dey do local. Who does that?


This one Na collabo
Awon tag team champions.

Ok

Kindergarten story

*Teacher: A is for Ape and A is also for Apple.

*Foolish Student: How can A be for Ape and Apple at the same time?

Arh should be for Apple joh


Everything for Nigeria Na format. If you know, you know

Independent baby mama lol

Unlike others that are career baby mamas.

Ok

But African traditional religious practices is still recognized by the government of Nigeria and South Africa.

South Africans also have African traditional worshippers and they perform sacrifices too.

No be everybody be Christian or Muslim.

I thought this group was proscribed by the federal government.

Government should give them their Biafra republic for the sake of peace.

I support them as long as it’s a freedom struggle.

Nigeria is not just working. Let’s be honest.

Congratulations!

No be say boys no fit read to get first class and distinction nowadays o.

The thing be say men wey get first class dat year for uni, many of dem still dey unemployed till date.
Las las na Lecturer some of dem go become and the cycle continues.

For now na press boys dey press.

Probably business deal gone wrong.

This period for naija niggas gat dey careful now. Boys no dey forgive again o.

If you are into any deal, whether legit or not, do not try to fool, reap or shortchange the next person.
Because say you do am with Mr. A and he forgive you no mean say Mr. B go forgive you if you try am with am.

If you fvck me up, just know say I go track you and get you down, no matter where you run go.

I don’t forgive adults.

malificent:
There's a huge difference between a traditionalist and a ritualist.

Yeah you’re right.
But to uninformed Nigerians, everything Na ritual for their eyes.

No love. Trust nobody but yourself.

Any body wey dey try wan show you love, check the person well, e get weytin he/she wan get from you in cash or kind.

Every love shown comes with a condition attached except parental love.

If 2030 reach and the nigga no come show dem go come shift the date to 2080 again.

Religion Na real opium puppy.

Nobody can win the premier league unbeaten again.

All hail the Blues.

For Nigerian girls wey dey form say dem tear eye, their love is equivalent and directly proportional to guys money.

So give them money, fvck them silly and pass them to the next available niggas to have their share.

Very simple.

No let any Nigerian girl use love take catch you maga.

Love doesn’t exist in Nigeria.

The CFO of Al....k Company will be biting his fingers now.

He even replied "yes boss"

Who wise don wise.

BEC and BES will keep paying boys till dy Kingdom come.

fx45:
Imagine Awusa-Fulani alamajiri is talking about 'Our Oil' from faraway Kano. It's good the so-called oil is gradually diminishing in value... So Nigeria can split peacefully.

Say what you know bro. E be like say na your papa be the almajiri wey give birth to me since you were so sure of where I came from.

Na still this entitlement mentality and claim of 'Na we wise pass' naim make una still dey where una dey so Mr oil owner. Go drink am make you belle full since na your backyard the oil dey, lazy iPad youth like you.

I trust Benz. Their own electric car models may come with solar paneled roofs to charge the battery

But my concern Na who go come buy our 'oyel' when the whole advanced countries don shift to electric car models?

We always hide under religion to twist issues.