I tink d op twisted d story to make it look like d woman died out of shortage of blood. Buh d truth is dat its d infection dat killed d woman more dan blood shortage cos no wan can survive severe blood shortage 4 up to a month. in as much as am not a JW, I tink patients right should be respected all d time.

frustratedman:
When boko haram where bombing churches in the north, God sat like a mumu and watched innocents young and old die. Is the church not supposed to be the safest place one can be if that dummy God truly cares

Take for instance on a sunday morning someone summoned me to go to church and I refused. I insisted I have a girl coming over and I refused to go to church because I want to fvck. 30mins later the church was bombed and everyone died including the person that summoned me. Will I have to thank God for making me stay at home fornicating instead of go to church and die

If the bastard God truly cares about we humans why does he watch our pain and misery? Is he not the commander in chief of the whole universe

The wicked dummy God make me loose all I had 200k. It shall never be well with God. I hate God and I wish I can end his existence if I had the chance

Bros even ur biological father will wash his hands off u or disown u if u speak to him in dis manner.

Jamean:
Bros na wa o! Na only you waka come. Didn't you read the previous instruction of "no e-mail address littering? Or was it written in Urhobo?

Sori bros, I did not see it. I just went tru d 1st page n commented. It was after my comment dat I saw d instruction on d 4th page. Abeg no vex

QMark:
I need to be educated. Is the position of Speaker of the House of Representatives supposed to be a PDP position?

D answer is YES by simple majority. Since dere is no individual candidature, d party wins election, not individual. If I lie, ask one rotimi amaechi in rivers state.

omenka:
AMCON operates under the thumb of the president without whose approval properties/assets of this nature can neither be confiscated nor relinquished.
One would simply be playing the ostrich by trying to absolve the president of involvement in this.

4rm ur comments dere r 2 tins I hav observed. Firstly u r a kid or a kid in an adults body. Secondly u watch too much foreign movies.
Y I said so is dat if u were not a kid, u will know d meaning of dis statement “amicable settlement of all pending
legal disputes between the parties".

barcanista:
Nothing is more worth it than telling Nigerians the situation of things. FACTS don't lie.

My son let me teach u sometin. Facts and stats r like mini skit, dey show a lot of tins buh cover d main tin. Let me giv u just one example, Did obasanjo and yaradua hav boko haram to contented wit?

lekinz:
This gay guy !!!

Bros even gay guys dey fear dis guy.

Sweetlemon:
They are all over the damn place. In our offices, in our neighborhoods, on social networks, everywhere! Torturing us with their low IQed defenses for the first couple and their allies. There are so many things they say in their desperation, or should I say docile-minded states, but the following ones make me want to cry in frustration or lock them up in a room and beat the living shii outta them until their IQs rise several notches up.

1. Other Presidents Were Not Better That GEJ:

Can you imagination that?! (in Giringori's voice and grammar) So just because we have had bad leaders in the past, we should continue having bad leaders and sit, fold our arms and watch while the rest of the world overtake us by 1000 years?
Let me also remind them that never in history have we heard of billions of dollars (not naira o) disappearing from all sections of the economy. Even the Sharia crisis wasn't as violent and as prolonged as what we have now.

2. He's The Best Option Among Other Bad Options for 2015 (The devil we know is better than the angel we don't know syndrome)

Typical Naija mentality. No wonder vision 2020 seems like just a tall dream. Why not? When we have decided to stick with a devil? GEJ has suddenly become the best devil simply because he's a southerner? Oh of course! A bad southerner is better than a strong northerner. We must to support our brother with the last drop of our blood so we can keep those born to rule northerners in check. Abi nau?

3. We shouldn't Criticize Them Because They are Our Father And Mother's Age Mates:

"can you talk to your father/mother like that" "can your mother speak better English?" "can your father be a President?"

It's high time these...... (I lack words to describe them) got it into their heads that Presidents, Governors, etc are not elected to be fathers/mothers. They were elected to work for us and provide the enabling environment where we and our families can thrive in our chosen businesses/careers. even if my mother cannot speak better English, for sweet heaven's sake she ain't no first lady! She ain't representing no Country or State or whatever but herself and our family. So if she's got issues repping our family well, it's our business alone. Gerrit? And hey, if my dad ever becomes President and he starts saying stuff like stealing is not corruption, He is on his own. Oya take that!

4. English Is Not Our Language:

Oya start telling your children's teachers in school to start teaching them in Igbo nau. Please Google 'lingua franca' or 'official language' to understand why Germans, Russians, Chinese, and other non English-speaking country leaders and their first ladies do not speak English at public functions. I no get power.

5. Would You have Done Better As A President?:

Mba o. I would have done trade by bata. Nansense! A company CEO sends out an advertisement for a PA. Someone who can speak 3 languages, write in short hand, high memory retention, etc. Or the owner of a big departmental shopping mall, hotel, recreation center, etc wanting a manager. Why you no ask them to do these things by themselves nau? You see ya dumb sefs?
Secondly, not everybody can be Presidents. Same way law, medicine, engineering, accounting, etc are only for people with the flair, know-how and passion for these things.
So yes, I doubt I have what it takes to lead a country like Nigeria....... and did I tell you I'm contesting?? So please if you can't lead well, park well for someone else who can.

6. His Enemies Vowed to Make Nigeria Ungovernable:

His enemies kwa? Please remind me who the C-in-C is again I don forget. Since when did enemies become more powerful than someone that can wake up one morning and make rules that could make his enemies go bankrupt? Since when did enemies control the police and armed forces? Oh ok. I forgot, maybe you guys mean his village enemies aka African insurance ba? mtcheeeeeeeew! Your dear Presido keeps saying BH are in his govt. Oh so he knows them? What is he doing about them? His enemies are also stopping him from providing social amenities, employment opportunities, etc for us abi? they control the federal purse shey? How come his enemies did not stop him from budgeting N1B for his feeding or the numerous presidential cars and jets he has added to his fleet?

7. It's Their Time. Let Them Complete Their Eight Years.:

Even if it means wiping out the whole country ko?

smh. You all need deliverance hornezley!

Its a pity how u n ur likes brand GEJ a failure 4getting to add yourselves cos only failures vote dere fellow failures into office. So untill GEJ leaves office, u remain a failure.

thegoodjoehunt3:
You can not play Ramirez without an Oscar, Fabregas or Mata. You still need someone who can coordinate the midfield with simple passes.

That is why Hope Akpan has to shield and Mikel coordinating. I also liked Raheem Lawal and Mikel's combination.

I also think and Akpan, Onazi and Mikel combination can work but Raheem Lawal is more disciplined than Onazi and would contribute in maintaining our midfield shape.

Rightly said buh d lack of attacking instinct or an eye 4 goal clearly puts mikel out of dat bracket. Cos fabregas, oscar or mata r all creative player buh dey also hav attacking instinct and an eye 4 goal. So if one plays mikel dere, d team would be playing wit a man short in d attack which is wat we notice in SE matches of recent were d gap between d attack is to much cos mikel is not an attacking minded midfielder. I strongly believe mikel should coordinate d midfield 4r d DM position. Secondly, don't u tink lukman haruna or solomon owello would do beta dan mikel in d CM or AM role? Cos while haruna played dere 4 d SE in 2010 world cup, he did well even beta dan mikel IMO.

thegoodjoehunt3:
Mikel is not crap as you guys make him to be. Avram Grant, Scolari, Ancelotti, Villas-Boas are not fools playing Mikel regularly at Chelsea and amassing a lot of titles. Before Mourinho dropped Mikel, Chelsea was above Liverpool. After he dropped Mikel, Chelsea went trophyless for the first time in recent years.

Matic is a talented lad but ask yourself why Mourinho refused to sell Mikel. When Chelsea was having a bad run towards the end of last season and Crystal Palace outplayed Chelsea, Mourinho had to bring back Mikel to play Liverpool.

Even Kanu benched at Arsenal. Does that make him a poor player. Gervinho was benching at Arsenal. Look at how amazing he is at Roma.

I tink I agree wit u a bit on dis one cos people keep comparing matic wit mikel. As far as am concerned, mikel is d one benching himself @ chelsea cos he has failed to up his game and improve his forward play game. I tink mikel has failed to come to terms dat mourinho no longer wants to play d makelele type of DM, rather he wants to play micheal essien type of DM were d DM does not only break attack and initiate counter attack buh also participate in d counter attack and eventually contributing some goals too. Mikel has kept his makelele type of DM which wen he plays, chelsea may not concede much goals buh dey may not score much either. Dat is y mourinho uses him towards d end of games to tighten d defence knowing fully well dat mikel is far beta dan matic in dat aspect. So if mikel can raise his game, he will eventually put matic to d bench.

thegoodjoehunt3:
I understand your perspective but you are missing something.

A deep lying playmaker has a defensive midfielder behind him.

Xabi Alonso had Mascherano at Liverpool. Xavi has Bisquets, Pirlo had Gattuso, in Mikel's U20, he had Sani Kaita. Schneiderlin at Southampton has Wanyama.

What disrupted Mikel's game was Onazi not shielding the defence line and overlapping.

Mikel had a nice game against Sudan at Abuja because Hope Akpan did a fantastic work as a defensive midfielder. Onazi could overlap without creating a vulnerable gap in front of the defence.

I tink mikel should be d one shielding d defence just like he did wen playing wit lampard and ballack. Overall mikel is a much beta DM dan a deep flying midfielder cos all d DFM u mentioned can hit d target 4rm 30 metres buh mikel will find it difficult doing d same 4rm even 20 metres. So I tink keshi should summon d courage to play him in d DM and play onazi in front of mikel just as ramires plays in front of mikel in Chelsea's midfield and will stop conceding sily goals like d ones we conceded against congo.

thegoodjoehunt3:
Mikel is one of the reasons I like Coach Keshi. Mikel is not as poor as people make him to be. Look at Fellaini at Man Utd. Many Man Utd fans castigated him and wanted him out of the team. Today, he is one of the few players that brings class to the midfield.

Sometimes, people should know there is more to football than watching a player run with the ball. Decision making, intelligence and knowing when to attack or defend is important to the team.

Mikel is a very technical player and has tried for the team.

I keep pointing at the fact that Mikel was the best Nigerian player in the match against South Africa. After the game, many were abusing Mikel that he was one of the reasons we did not win the game. I shook my head in Yoruba.

Well keshi is d sole genesis of d confusion. Keshi keeps playing mikel out of position without considering d qualities of mikel. A gud coach considers ability of a player to adapt and qualities of a player b4 switching d players position. Mikel is one of d best defensive midfielder and his best qualities is to break attack and initiate counter attack( by passing to d central or attacking midfielder) not lead d counter attack. Dis is b/cos mikel is not blessed wit pace and goal scoring instinct dat a central or attacking midfielder must possess in order to be successful. Dat is y people seem to tink mikel is slow. Take ceaser aztallaquta of chelsea as an example. Wen mourinho was switching him 4rm RB to LB, he considered dat he can cross d ball wit both legs, has pace and defends well hence it was easy 4 him to switch. Finally in as much as I agree wit u dat mikel is a technically gifted player, keshi is simply playing him out of position and mikel does not hav d qualities to play in d new position he is playing him. Forget d occasional flashes mikel may show in some matches, in d long run he will fail wen we needs him most. I believe mikel should return to DM position and lukman haruna or solomon owello should replace mikel in d CM position while d likes of abduljaliu ajagun and ejike uzobuenyi can compete 4 d AM position.

cramjones:


I totally understand why you think the pictures are not from Mubi, it is very hard and shocking to believe that this is the same Nigeria you live in. Well, it could be you and your family next, then you will believe. For now vote back GEJ ok?

-CramJones

Bros d way wey dis GEJ issue take dey pain u enh! U fit commit suicide if GEJ win 2015 election oh. Take am easy.

MsNas:
A lot can be said about the accent thing, but it is what is it. If you live outside Nigeria for a couple of years, your accent and pronunciation are bound to change but I won't change completely except you migrated at an earlier age (sage 16years), anything after that, your vocal cords are fully developed and you can't change your accent completely.

At least that's understandable. What about OAPs in Nigeria who haven't stepped out of Nigeria yet they speak through their noses??! Whenever I listen to any Nigerian radio station online I get so annoyed. Because they sound so ridiculous and stupid! If only they could know what they sound like. The actors and actresses are not spared too. Only God knows which country Tonto Dike's accent is from

But cut people who have lived outside of Nigeria some slack OP. The accent is bound to change definitely. If not completely but partially. I for one can switch between the Nigerian Accent and the American Accent easily. My American accent isn't flawless but it is definetely different from the Nigerian. Why do I have two accents? Well try speaking on the phone to an American with your Nigerian accent and goodluck trying to get him to understand you. Or you could try instructing a room full of undergrads in school with your Nigerian accent. You can't even get them to stop telling you to repeat yourself despite the fact that you're speaking as clearly and as slowly as possible. Some of those kids are still brats.

So Mr OP, there's absolutely nothing wrong in having two accents. Your sounding insecure or even resenting of the accent. Your wife and relatives probably lived among fellow Nigerians which is why they retained their accents. If they had lived in a white dominated state or community or even Akata dominated they will speak like them too. I chose to speak like an American but that doesn't mean I can blow your head off in Yoruba, typical of the Ibadan girl that I am

I understand wat u r saying and its d truth buh u r misunderstanding d OP. Wat d OP is trying to say is dat if u r in UK or america, do ur american accent, no problem. Buh wen u come back to naija and u r in abakaliki, plz drop d american accent and speak wat people will easily comprehend.
I see no reason y a newscaster in a radio station in uyo should sound like Chris brown.

BetterNigeria:
my friend, u said he made a very big mistake? For expressing his mind? Pls tell me what's the meaning of democracy? does Gov. Mimiko of Onto made a mistake for defecting to PDP? Nigerians, we shld wake up and face the source of our problems if not we will contino to be slaves in our country. It's unfortunate that most of us don't even realise what we are into cos of ethnic and religious differences. God didn't make mistake for making all of us to live in together in this country, and if we say he wrong, then, we shall see the wrath of God upon us!!!

Bros r u aware dat ondo state LP has dragged mimiko to court and if dey win dat case, mimiko will either go back to LP or loss his governor seat.

thegoodjoehunt3:
Does a serious footballing country owe the National team coaches for months? Does a serious footballing country owe their players bonuses? Does a serious footballing country leave their local league undeveloped and players owed money? Is there a quality development program for our young footballers who have ambitions to serve the nation?

You guys get angry when someone speaks against the wrong in the society and then complain when things do not get better.

Coach Keshi was right when he some against the lack of seriousness in Nigerian football.

Bros let me ask u dis questions:
1. Wen keshi was signing d contract wit nff y did he not include upfront payment clause just like most professional coaches do?
2. Wen keshi was signing d contract wit nff y did he not include a clause dat says he would stop working automatically if his salary does not come after 2 months?
3. Which professional coach hav u seen dat coaches a team without a contract even if it is only for 3 months?
4. All those while keshi was not paid n he was still working, do u tink he was not benefiting anytin 4rm d nff or players?
U see d above shows dat keshi was d genesis of his salary problems not nff. An adage says "na d way goat take stand, na em dem go price am" so 4rm day 1 keshi presented himself to nff as a local coach, derefor he was treated as one.

Pennywise:


Old trick. Today's babe will not forget to ask u for the receipt.

Today's guys will cook up a nice story on how he lost d receipt.

I can't imagine wat efcc, icpc n sss will do to dis man come 2015, ibori's case will be a moi moi case.

RedEboe:


Come on...if an OLDER WOMAN rejects you, how bad can it be? Just pocket the rejection and move on to younger girls, abi?
I can tell you this though, older women in spite of their matured and experienced nature tend to feel much more insecured than younger women and their reasons are not far-fetched.
If you really like this older lady, go for her and toast her same way you'd toast a young sisi. BUT, if you are just into her because of her money, I'd advise you to hold your peace; not for her own good but for yours. Remember, "Hell knows no fury than 'an older' woman scorned."...or something like that.

Goodluck!

I hav really enjoyed ur matured answer to questions in dis tread. RedEboe = Retired & Extremely Dangerous Eboe

On a serious note, am a medical personnel and am very much interested in dis ebola volunteer stuff. Am willing to work in any country. Anybody wit info on how I could get d people incharge should reach via my e-mail: abrahamifeanyi2010@gmail.com

thegoodjoehunt3:
You can pay someone for a job and he does a poor job.

Berti Vogtz was paid three times more than Coach Keshi but Coach Keshi worked harder and better.

Thatis why you thank even after paying.

I get angry wen people mention dis keshi salary of a tin. Let me ask u dis question, was it not keshi dat negotiated his salary wit d NFF? y did he not demand 4 a pay as big as dat of berti vogtz b4 signing d contract? How come we only hear keshi wen NFF does not pay, buh wen dem pay am, em park? Y did keshi to add up front payment clause in his contract like berti vogtz did? Y did keshi not stop working iif he is not been paid 4 more dan 2 months?
If he has accepted all dis n refuse to speak about it, den he should shout up and stop blabbing like a baby.

Mr keshi, no gud football coach does d following:
-invite players who has not played any competitive match 4 over 2yrs and take dat same player to d world cup (ruban Gabriel)
-keeps inviting under performing goalkeeper who is a bench warmer @ his club (Gombe united) chibuike abgim
-takes match to match contract like a labourer (oguaja)
-invites players who play in Vietnam and leave out d ones in top European clubs.
Finally no serious football countries like germany, spain etc will employ a coach like u.

So amechi had 1.4 billion to spend on ebola buh if u ask him y he has not completed a small road construction, he will tell u FG is withholding rivers state money. Were em come get d 1.4 billion naira 4rm?
Anybody who blames GEJ 4 BH crisis in d north must also giv credit for curbing EVD to him too.

3cycle:

was judging by your grammer sha.

Just curious, Do girls get excited/wet when a short finger caresses them?

Haba na! Dats rather too hash, don't u tink so?

Herodion:
150 naira boxers

Bros na 80 naira dem dey sell am 4 under bridge

Herodion:
150 naira boxers

Bros na 80 naira dem dey sell am 4 under bridge

datribune:



Wit no achievement to point to, relying on d bullsh*t of i had no shoes or d divisiveness & blackmail of using BH to paint d opposition bad will not work dis time. Just as we cast away ethnic & religious colourations to make GEJ president, a chance which he squandered on d alter of rabid corruption, Buhari an upright, tested & trusted leader will receive our mandate to sanitize our country & halt d rot.
d clueless one is on d homestrech of his presidency.

Of cos buhari is tested n trusted in over throwing a democratically elected govt. Tell ur oga buhari say em mates i.e babangida, abusalami dey rest 4 dere villa. Dat same man u call clueless defeated ur buhari in 2011 n he will do it again, cos a lizard in nigeria will not turn to crocodile in america. Ones a coup plotter will always be a coup plotter.

datribune:
We need a leader. A man who would rather pal around wit known terrorists like Asari Dokubo, Tompolo etc than fight corruption is not fit to lead d giant of Africa. We ar wit GMB on dis rescue mission. All hands must be on deck to rescue d ship of state dat is drifting aimlessly & is in danger of sinking in d evil sea of corruption under dis most corrupt, clueless & effeminate leader in our history. There's too much at stake. We can't go on like dis.

Bros I rather pal around wit asari dokubo n tompolo dan abubakar shekeau, ISIS, al quada etc.

musulumi:
I don't mind being the only one voting for this man every four years.................

Bros check well, u may actually been d only one voting 4 him every 4yrs in ur polling unit.

jodeer:
Sure there is accidental kiss. Let me share my lil story 2 support d claim. Wen i was in pry 5 and very young, (a very shy girl then), i was always doin dis little bride ting. Coincindentally , one of d boiz whom i have done dis little bride/groom wit was transfered 2 my skool. During brk one fateful day, he sims 2 be talking about me cos i was just moving, he just pointed @ me telling his frend "it is her". Instantly i turned 2 run. I dont know a guy was at my back and...dat was it, our lips jst 2geda. Rxn- i looked at him, clean my lips and ran away.

Na em b say e don tey wey u start to experience dis accidental or coincidental kiss.

Yewandequeen:




you're bad

U can say dat again!

Yewandequeen:
0

how old are you

Approximately 31yrs and 137 days