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Crime / Re: Soldiers Beat Redeemed Pastor Into Coma For Refusing To "Frog Jump" by Abrupt: 7:20am On Jan 25, 2017
The power the military have is probably too much. They don't even get penalise for their gruesome acts. Dear pastor, I wish you good luck in bringing them to justice.

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Politics / Re: Senate Stands By Resolution Calling For Babachir's Sack, Agrees To Screen Magu by Abrupt: 7:15am On Jan 25, 2017
Buhari is truly incompetent. Only the future knows what we'll find out when he leaves the seat.

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Politics / Re: Senate To Probe Killing Of IPOB Members by Abrupt: 7:14am On Jan 25, 2017
ybalogs:
Fayose always amongst the drama in this country.He should just complete his 8 years jeje and join Nollywood.
Please, kindly think before you type.

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Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Drisklef Vs Abrupt by Abrupt: 7:09am On Jan 25, 2017
DR1SKLEF:
Diss @ A B(rupt)
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Gats loaded, body stràpped and blurry; these are the kind of weapons that suit this type of journey/ against Me is a bad omen, he's blown with gats; The artillery is made to get you ditched in a body/ .....Like I'm match making, he gets hooked with my last opponent, well thats gory/ ......cos with window glasses thrown Abrupt, ...the Pains aint leaving him in a hurry/!

Just like drenched fodders, A is taken out fast/ I'm above ground level, he always getting downcast/ I lead my team and it's not pepsi flavored with limes/ See, Abrupt couldn't handle crowds, he just hangs in the back like a fucking knapsack!/

Listen mehn this dude is jew, I'm Benjamin/ A.B on the thrown? he should get his men coming/ cos one phone call and my goonz would get the toolz jamming/ Pow pow! Bullets force him outta the seat, ...like the AU and Yayah Jameh!/

So tha hell would he wanna dare me?/....Now I'm coming in alphabetical order, I let the rhymes be the intensifiers/ ABrupt feeling fly; so I raid his home without his survival/

Hey there was never a battle people!
....I was just asked to write a verse that'll kill A B ......like my ink were insecticidal/
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Drisklef Vs Abrupt by Abrupt: 8:10pm On Jan 24, 2017
Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Drisklef Vs Abrupt by Abrupt: 5:45pm On Jan 24, 2017
Foreign Affairs / Re: Jammeh's Luxury Cars Being Loaded Into A Plane In Gambia (Photos) by Abrupt: 3:50pm On Jan 24, 2017
I hope Buhari doesn't copy him when he leaves the throne in two years time.

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Crime / Re: Man Sentenced To Death In Abeokuta For Stealing Motorcycle, Phone, Money by Abrupt: 9:40am On Jan 24, 2017
The robber most likely killed someone while robing. As said, an eye for an eye, a life for a life.
Then again, if we bring our corrupt politicians to this court, will they receive similar sentence?
Politics / Re: Judge Orders FG To Grant Medical Attention To Injured IPOB Detainees. Photo by Abrupt: 9:38am On Jan 24, 2017
Federal Government can't go about injuring peaceful protesters if they don't plan on treating them. The government excuse in the court was really stupid, 'overthrow the government?' I mean, WTF?!

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Crime / Re: Man Bites Wife’s Ear During Scuffle In Lagos by Abrupt: 9:34am On Jan 24, 2017
The judiciary system is battered. N100,000 for bail? The wife already called off the prosecution, the husband should be released.
Politics / Re: Angela Nwaka In Fake Customs Recruitment Scam, May Be Arrested (Pic) by Abrupt: 9:34am On Jan 24, 2017
If guilty, an arrest should be warranted. Greedy glutton trying to make wealth from other people misfortunes.

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Phones / Re: Internet Users Decline By 536,346 Subscribers In December by Abrupt: 8:02am On Jan 24, 2017
Be Like Airtel.
Airtel network is fast,
Airtel does not hike their data price,
Airtel give data bonuses on every recharge,
Airtel customer care are responsive,
Airtel does not deactivate their cheat.

Learn from Airtel,
Be like Airtel.

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Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash: Drisklef Vs Abrupt by Abrupt: 7:10am On Jan 24, 2017

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Crime / Re: Farmers Clash With Herdsmen In Benue, 15 Die by Abrupt: 7:02am On Jan 24, 2017
He watches local news, but he's not seeing this? Peabrain president.

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Romance / Re: PHOTOS: Rich Zimbabwean Man Lists Requirements For Future Wife by Abrupt: 7:02am On Jan 24, 2017
Top Funny Requirements

•Satisfactory income source backed by a bank statement.

•Should be light in complexion and have white teeth.

•Attach written recommendations from at least 2 former boyfriends

•Your Mother's CV with attached reference from your father.

The boyfriends' recommendation thingy is more reason why he will remain single till the second coming.

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Religion / Re: End-time Churches - Pastor Make Members Masturbate In Church Service by Abrupt: 10:34pm On Jan 23, 2017
I don't blame the pastor. I blame the members who are stupid enough to obey him.

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Abrupt: 10:00pm On Jan 23, 2017
DRISKLEF:
Oh. You should have mentioned me. Let's request for a thread and post tomorrow, Cool?
Same time tomorrow? I don't have much spare time, no more postponing.
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Abrupt: 9:47pm On Jan 23, 2017
DRISKLEF:
Where is mister Abrupt. Gone AWOL I guess?
Smh..
I checked on you about an hour ago.
Nairaland / General / Re: Baby Born With A Disease Which Causes His Skin To Fall Off If Touched (photos) by Abrupt: 8:18pm On Jan 23, 2017
A 2014 study classified cases into three types -- epidermolysis bullosa simplex (EBS), junctional epidermolysis bullosa (JEB), and dystrophic epidermolysis bullosa (DEB) -- and reviewed their times of death. The first two types tended to die in infancy and the last in early adulthood.

Link: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epidermolysis_bullosa

The child won't be able to make it past adulthood. Hope for the best and expect the worst.
Properties / Re: Landlady Allegedly Fixes Sharp Iron Nails In Front Of Her House In Lagos (photos by Abrupt: 4:05pm On Jan 23, 2017
angeltolly:
Craze dey her head o, na only her house day Street? Wickedness everywhere sad
Her property, her business. Do you know why she did it? You shouldn't even be judging her. If you have problem with how she's treating her property, go and build your own house.
Celebrities / Re: Heartbreaking!!! See How Nigerian Kids Are Now Professionals In Begging by Abrupt: 3:46pm On Jan 23, 2017
Don't blame the boy, he's only Striving to survive.
Crime / Re: Another UNIOSUN Student Dies Today, Students Block Highway In Osogbo by Abrupt: 3:45pm On Jan 23, 2017
nifemi25:
May God safe us from this people in black. I just pray our government legalised yahoo someday. At least it's different from arm robbers and kidnapping.
What's the difference? Tricking people and collecting money that doesn't belong to you from others is called scamming. Scamming hurts! MMM is a living example.

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Celebrities / Re: Couple’s Romantic Getaway Left In Tatters As Bloody Sheets And Bed Bug Infestati by Abrupt: 3:17pm On Jan 23, 2017
What is she holding in the first picture?
Politics / Re: Facebook User Pray For Buhari by Abrupt: 11:07pm On Jan 22, 2017
Top Funny Comments

User: Please Lord don't let that man 'comes' back alive please.

Reply: I love your accent
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Abrupt: 10:11pm On Jan 22, 2017
DRISKLEF:

We drop tomorrow 8pm. All criteria to be observed.
Tag me when Jiggie creates the thread.
Romance / Re: Actress, Anita Joseph Vows To Stop Posting Nude Pictures Online by Abrupt: 10:02pm On Jan 22, 2017
Stop or don't, we've seen it all and we're tired of it. Unless you grow a new body part or swallow the camera, there's nothing new to show us.

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Abrupt: 10:01pm On Jan 22, 2017
DRISKLEF:


8bars with multix. Hope you know how it goes? Are you privy with the way things work here?
Nuh-uh, you accepted 4 bars. I don't have the luxury of time. In or in?
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Abrupt: 7:53pm On Jan 22, 2017
DRISKLEF:

Acceptid.
What's delaying us? You seem hungry for 'the feet.'
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Headed Straight To Golf Course To Celebrate His First Day As A Civilian. by Abrupt: 4:19pm On Jan 22, 2017
It'll take a while before the 'president morale' thingy wears off his body. All the same, once a president, forever addressed as a president. Post President Pictures. ^..^

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 10 Failed Promises Donald Trump Promised To Do On 1st Day by Abrupt: 4:08pm On Jan 22, 2017
10 promises down, many more to go..
Crime / Re: Man Shoots And Kills Wife Who He Reportedly Thought Was A B by Abrupt: 4:07pm On Jan 22, 2017
I'm thinking you mean 'Bîtch,' then again what does a 'Bïtch' looks like and why does he mistake his wife for a bítch?

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