Daniel058:
E get one stone wey we commot for our well, i don dey suspect weda na nickel e b oo



That well must be deepened next year





Nwanne i don harma.. .

Bro.... U sure say no b charcoal?

Adiola:
I got this Information from a friend in the army that soldiers heading to nigerdelta died in creek as their boat sank into the creek and no media outfit reported this ,this is not good for our country...why the blacklist on that information,the cause of the incident is yet unknown but involvement of militants are in doubt .pls if you have love ones in the army pls call to verify is this info is true

Definitely, you got dis info from d last man standing.... 41 from 42 chai.

Dats how dey will be using dia yeye prophecy to cause wahala....

doctorkush:
I don't know how to explain this my people, but there is this lady I met at a park sometimes ago and somehow we became lovers.. well just a no string attached kinda relationship. the problem here is that when ever we start having sex or about to, something knocks me hard on the head. at first I thought she was the one deliberately doing it, until I discovered she isn't the one.
the funny part happened yesterday when she came as usual then as I was about to pull, the knock hit me so hard I couldn't hold myself I wept... is it that this girl is joking with me?
what's it I can do to stop this incessant knocking series before am knocked out... help a brother

Bro.... Next time, wear helmet.

Na dis kin ppl dey use breast suffocate dia pikin during breastfeeding.

Gimme ur glo digit, lets share my mb

Just incase

I think dats opa oranmiyan

See flat yansh like exercise book

They should help me to pack it inside takeaway pack... . Na to troway am on my way back....

ImperialYoruba:


I want muslims to come and show me in Quran where Allah say scoop up the feet wash-off when Shehu whoever performs ablution.

If you muslims cant show this from the Quran you all are kafirs.

Come show me now now now..... i cant wait.

Bloody idiots!

Bro... You don't need to generalize, can we say bcus some xtian in SA were eating grass bcus dia pastor brainwashed dem to do so, den all xtian eat grass? We are talking of extremist n brainwashed fellow..... These are d set of Islamic zombies we are talking abt.... Bcus some set bhave in such manner doesn't mean d quran say so...

Gullible set of people.... Always expecting miracle.... Expecially on fb, u will see some post with Click Like and this money will be yours b4 24, n u will see dem typing Amen. Awon jaguda

G

rita25:
why are you not going? no be u apply?

Nobody to sign d guarantee form for me

Aringarosa:
#EMERITUS PRESIDENT JONATHAN(Light),Vs,BADLUCK BUHARI(Darkness),REGIMES#:.>>>When

This Moronic slowpoke Named His Goat,"Jonathan", In 2014, And Then Snapped His Picture With The Goat, Uploaded It On Social-Media, Which Went Viral:Nobody Harrassed, Threatened Or Arrested This slowpoke O!.

But The Trader In Sango-Ota, That Named His Dog,"Buhari!", Who Did Not Even Snap His Picture With The Name Tag On The Dog Or Upload It On Social-Media, Got Arrested By The Jobless Nigerian Police, Detained For Days, And Is On The Verge Of Being Charged To Court For *Treason*.

Sebi Una Dey See Wetin Naija Don Turn To?.Smh!!!

Bro.... I think you need to revisit dat previous post, the Buhari mentioned was not our president. The complainant who was an hausa man said His father bears Buhari, n due to grudges between dem, d hausa man decided to use dat as an excuse.

Wat abt Funaab motion ground,?

canDy4eva:
Woriz diz naw?? Is dat all uv gat

Sister..... E still remain o, you want more?

Padreo:
i am Damian a student of Federal polytechnic Oko, HND2 computer science. After the lecture, a piece of paper was passed to students for attendance that's when i faced him. i was to write mine then he tapped my arms for me to give him the attendance sheet, i got angry coz i hate being bullied, i declined giving him then we dragged the attendance sheet, he then told me he's going to deal with me, foolishly of me i told he he cant do nothing. After he went i was told he's a Cultist and one of the top. Am scared as hell here...please my fellow nairalanders what should i do? should i go ask him to pardon me??

Just keep calm, he will kill you, and oda cult member will help you to kill him.. . 50:50

jamesibor:


That must be the Koran or some Arabic book.

See reasoning? Bro visit www dot jumia dot com and order for new brain.

Lets wait for them them to come and condemned dis innocent kid due to his tribe, but they will be there praising one 15yrs old mumu been flogged bcus her guardian caught her having sex.

MrIyke222:


Its like u share dsame size of darknes filld brain like dose primitive uncultured lowlife fools for askin such shameles question.

Kaabo.... How was ur journey? Do you mind taking paracetamol, bcus i can see dat you will need it for someone else headache. Moreover, am sure you are part of those who encourage immorality (underage sex) but do come online to castigate d northerner trying to make it constitutional. Bro... From my own perspective, see nothing bad in beating such wayward pikin, but posting it online is out of it. My question still remains "SHE CHOP BANANA OR NOT" Have a stress-free day bro, n dont stay awake to dispense trash again leave dat for LAWMA

I also got d invitation for special duty, but am not going.

AdisaOwala:

No be only Guitar, Trumpet sef dey..

Fixed..... SwiftKey @ work.

Common otapiapia n sole, he's wearing suit, very soon Alabagbe/Alabaru will be wearing suit jux bcus of packaging.
When you are doing your business, dress in a way that goes with it, in d name of packaging mechanic will be wearing tye n suit bcus he was a graduate..... God bless him hustle sha

Anybody found guilty should be shot at sight

Isokay

toluxa1:


Go and Marry

Am waiting for her to finish her education.... Final year tinz

Comradetega:
both me too,i got my gf there since 2013 and we are still dating till now and talking about marriage, 2go is a easy app,i love it so much,i never like whatapp for one day,.

May God bless ur union.... As in back den, i can type a full screen without looking at my phone.... If Etisalat didn't gv me mb den, it looks as if my world was abt to crash den.

Aggressive soul winning.... Are u sure dat pastor is not a mad man?

Dis guy alone should serves as a course, we need people to study him. See arm like benin-ore road.

ibietela2:


Yup, she was over using my generosity

Eyah.... I mt mine when she was in 100lvl,i was in 4lvl den, now shez in 5lvl. Infact she just left my place for campus dis morning. Weneva i remembered dos 2go days am always smiling. Thanks God for my Nokia E50 coupled with 2 follow come ba3, i can 2go for 5 straight hours. All dos 2go stars are nothing to me.