lertee:
Jumpe Jumpe,why jumping from one post to the other? Why taking paracetamol for coogar`s headache,please go and take a chill pill first huh,it will soon be your turn

Ogbeni, u no know anything jare

lertee:
On a lighter note braa,which of the poly are you or did you finish from? Don't be shy ok no one will disciminate,cos everyone that has argued here has stated their schools. You re the only one still hiding yours or oh my bad are you just seeking admission? Please say the truth here. I am a graduate of University of Ilorin and I am proud of it. Which school are you or did you graduate from? Stop using your cousin`s school story abeg

Somebody like you actually copied and paste all through your stay in school. Cos its clearly shows that your level of research is low.

lertee: this doesn't change the fact tht you re still dull..am done with you cos have rated your intelligence

Babe you dull wella. Joke apart. From your previous statements/post, i can clearly deduce that your I.Q level is very low. Although intelligence levels differ, but urs is totally low. U don't even know what pre requisite is. You make hasty generalisations, you don't even know the definitions of some certain words you've used and yet you are still here calling someone better than you by far "dull" babe u have just committed fallacy of ignoratio elenchi. And should be ban from elite cadre. Just tell us you are willing to learn and we will gladly teach you. Than displaying your ignorance level out here on a public forum. Any na over holiday dey cause am sha .

lertee:
I bet you are still living in the past,gone are the days people rush to enter those schools you mentioned,everybody now wants the best for their child,therefore they pick UNILORIN as first choice for jamb,you can go and make enquiries yourself,you will be shocked to find out the truth..over 60,000 people apply to ilorin every year and yet few are chosen what can you say to that?ife is filled with old cargos that are begging to graduate..come to unilorin n see fresh graduates at 20 bet an average ife graduate would deliver all his kids before graduating

Babe i tot u were intelligent and also tot you were holding your own, but after this statement babe i give up. So na hasty generalisation them dey teach una for for ilorin abi?

lertee:
Are you kidding me?google or wiki? When I can have access to raw facts,whoever put any info on a site surely wants others to know about that particular place cos that is his own area of interest..you are a clear exmple of someone from UNN,you re dull..even God can see that

I laugh in pidgin. I bet somebody like you would not have put access to data as one of your constrains/impediment during your project work. Or its clearly shows that you are still in 200level. Chei my bad. Let me ask you, did you even bother to carry out the research i asked you to carry out? And did you look at the references below?. The wise ones claim they do not know to know more. But the unwise simply claims they know it all.

lertee:
Definitely the difference is clear,in the first place I dint even compare,I made my own contribution without quoting anybody, it is unfortunate that you got what you bargained for,my dear go back to your jungle in nsukka. snake heads are waiting for you to come suck `em up

The so called jungle is still by far better than your secondary school. If you doubt me, google them up (UNN and UNILORIN)and read about the two schools on wiki. Then come and announce the result. A school that could not even list a notable alumnus on its wiki page is claiming better by far. Chei education don suffer.

lertee:
Like seriously this guy is pained,sorry baby I dint mean to make you spit out this bad,I was only playing around,oya come here I will teach abc ok? I never knew one can always have a good laugh when dealing with dullards.. I swear I can't stop laughing

Hmmm. Some ppl can be very funny. Well i do not have to compete with you for u to know the difference. Just like UNN do not have to compete with UNILORIN to also ascertain the difference. Cos the difference is clear. Can u dig dat sucker. Lol

lertee:

Then you must be too dull to think that no one would know the meaning of UNN,this shows how low you have rated your school,it is so unpopular that even people in enugu city would not know of the backward university that is just close by in nsukka..by their fruits we shall know them(you are too dull for my liking)..UNN koo,UNIpoo ni

Now i can assert that your I.Q level is as low as that of the agama lizard. Cos if you are intelligent enough, you would have decoded the irony of my statement but rather you choose to play smart. I bet you can't even defend the dept you graduated from talk more of defending your alma mater. I bet u can even teach a pry 6 pupil what you have learnt from school.

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I bet u don't even know the meaning of UNN neither can you list more than 3 universities in nigeria. Forward my foot. Olodo sets of people calling themselves better by far.
Hail the varsity of Nigeria my alma mater

Omo me i don catapult my self put for this thread come siddon gidiba dey observe as d pidgin dey fly. Oya my ppl make una helep me promote the ogbogen language. I hail una oooo.

U235weapongrade:

@shymexx I'm sure ur dad has told u 2many stories abt that "DEN"...u can't wait to have a lioness beside you..
@babyosisi and ACM10 a superlion roaring bck @ you guys...
@ACM10 ur damn right about the infrastructural development happening right now @ UNN...10x to Prof Nebo and Presently Prof Okolo..But a school like UNN, its coming too late..
@okijajuju I'm sure ur from the east,UNN shud not be too hard to Locate,take some very Nice photos from both campuses and drop here,I wud be glad..

Hail the varsity of nigeria, my alma mater. Team UNN all the way. Am proud to be a super lion

lertee:
There are just two. Federal universities in nigeria

UNIVERSITY OF ILORIN
..and others

Abeg where dis one come from? Allow universities to battle and not higher secondary schools jor.

THE ALWAYS BROKE GUYS: this kind of men are always broke and are constantly asking for money from women. U pay their school fees, buy their cloths, feed them, even raise them some money to start up a business of their own, yet they keep asking of money from you. They are bad spenders and don't even think of the future. At the end, they are heart breaker. When they ask of money from the lady and she refuses, they will make some silly comments like "is it because you are feeding me?" "I don't even need your money" in actual fact, they need the money more than you. Note: this guys will ruin the lady and at the end, the will dump the lady.
SPIRITUAL GUYS: this men are dangerous. They condemn peoples actions and still end committing the same sin. They are always in the church and they use the name of the lord to camouflage. At the end, they will break the ladies heart and end up saying "It's not the will of God"
MUMMY'S PET: he cannot hold 5 sentences without mentioning his mum. In fact, he discusses about his mum than the relationship. His mum makes his decisions and runs his affairs. Note: this kind of men will date you alongside their mum. And if you want to be on his good books, you have to win over his mummy's heart.

The inclusion of eto to chelsea squad is actually a plus. Man u, man city and the rest are now very scared.

Bros from the way u are sounding, its seems she will soon come back to your house. Honestly, i still feel its better both of you should stay away from each other. But its your call

Let me introduce the next kind of guys i have on my list.
THE LAZY GUYS: this particular kind of guys are so lazy about work. They expect the ladies to do practically expect you to do every work in their house. From cooking to sweeping, to washing their cloths etc. When you marry this kind of guys, do not expect they will help you to do house chores
THE OVER NEAT GUY: this kind of guys are so difficult to please, infact you must scrub, wash till you get tired and still they will not appreciate your effort.
THE PLAYAS: this group is divided into two. THE SMOOTH TALKERS: this kind of guys are good liars and they make sure they talk you into dating them. They are also secretive and are very careful on how they do things. They want to know everything about you, but allows you to know few truth about them. They see you as a game and can sometimes go into betting about winning a ladies heart just for the fun of it. Note: this kind of guys are good talker and they will tell u what you want to hear.
THE WEALTH PLAYAS: most ladies know about this particular kind of guys but still ends up being their victim because they think they will enjoy from their wealth. This guys attracts the ladies with their wealth and at the end, you're just a pawn on their chessboard. Note: any guy that attracts you or shows off his wealth before you, is somewhat a playa. Be careful about them

Ladies note the following time is so important to guys and don't mess with the time frame.
1. Work hours between 8am to 4pm. A guy is simply hustling to provide daily meals and in between this time, he expects you to call him and ask how he is faring and encourage him a little.
Sport Hours: of course he doesn't like you coming in between his chelsea vs man utd game. he is most irritated when you obstruct this time and tell him, you have something important to discuss with him. He might listen to you but not with good intentions and he is probably engulf in a dilemma.
Fun Hours: this time is mostly to satisfy little johnny down below. Ladies if u are dating a guy and both of you have not been intimate and someday you end up sleeping at his place, please don't think you will go home without being intimate, cos automatically you have given him the edge and he will surely make passes at you. When he attempts between the hours of 9 and 10 and you turn him down, and he replies its ok dear don't worry i won't pressure you, be worried. Cos he is definitely going to wake you up between the hours of 12-4am where u have no where to run to again. You have to option than to give him, and if you refuse, some might go the extra mile of collecting it by force. After all na you take your leg go find trouble. Men don't normally joke with this time. Its a very critical period and this time, erection is at its peak.

dBard: One more tin..
@ladies..Never criticise a mans sexual performance, not even in d name of 'talking about it'. give imstructions if u like while u two are at it but afterwards, if it aint constructive..shut it.
Guys are Particularly Sensitive abt their sexual prowess n a guy that is known t be sexually more endowed or Sexually more proficient will usually intimidate a guy that mite b far richer or wateva than he is.
Its an Ego tin..dnt boda trying t understand

U are 100% correct. Was going to discuss on that, before u did. All the same thumbs up bro.

@dbard
Thanks for keeping the thread lively. I would appreciate more contributions from you guys.

@Sexytabhi
Just keeping reading. U will know more about us.

@segeggs
Am not looking for fame. Seun is not paying me, neither u. Besides am here to have fun and also learn from people.

190-the-clown:


I stopped after reading this

I knw say where u dey things no dey dull.

sexkillz: Craptotatic.

How explain.

Let's divert a little. Ladies still believes in statement "men don't cry" the truth remains that everybody cries. 90% of men cry but most do it secretly, while the rest cry inside their hearts. Men suffers more from heartbreak than the women. It is easier for a lady to get new boyfriend, but not easy for a man to get a new girlfriend. Therefore the heartbreak lingers in their heart more than the ladies. 90% of men don't like women that over do things. But they are just in the relationship because they know nothing serious will come out of the relationship. Most men are scared of tall or big ladies, and might end up dating somebody that they do not have feelings for. The man's joystick is a big concern for him. Every guy wants to have a large joystick as they feel, it is the ultimate answer to female sexual desires. Note: ladies if u notice your man has a small joystick don't use some words on him as he might feel let down and his confidence will disappear.

I don't actually know what to call dis kinds of guys. But i prefer to call them the "chicken hearted guys" they like ladies, like listening to their stories, they admire u a lot and wish u were their girlfriend. But there is a barrier between u and them is shyness. They do not know how to approach a lady or are scared of ladies insulting them. Advise to the ladies, if u like a guy and u notice he admires u a lot, don't wait for him to make the first move otherwise, u go grow methu. Lead him on, show him signs and make him say those words. I bet u, u will be glad u did that.

THE BOYISH GUYS: this kind of guys don't know they are grown ups. They still believe in the song "forever young". This kind of guys reason like a boy, dresses like young boys, spends like boys, play like boys etc. They do not take u serious and they always want to play even in the midst of important discussion. Note: this guys are fun to be with, but do not expect them to take important decisions when its matters. Cos they think they are not yet ripe to deal with some serious issues in life.

More coming up

Odedoyin25: guy u nor try oo, even if U wan copy, nah girl U see copy, u come copy girl finish dey dry up.
U don chop today?

Una see them the intellectuals kind of guys wey i dey talk about. They believe ladies don't know anything but he is very wrong. Any sha i welcome ur comment. Na wetin make the forum dey sweet be dat.

Can u guys be mature for once.

Back to the topic. Star had a promo last three months and i participated. Its was a league promo and i guess if the gift is not worth it, next years participation will be very low. They sent me a text but i have not gone there. I don't know if it is worth going.

dopeJemi: Captain obvious, dese r not secrets + u avnt stated anything concerning hau our minds work, ur topic shouLd be "TYPES OF GUYS". U should state d things we think or do dat girLs don't notice, I think dats what d oda girL's thread was abt

take am easy. Dis is just a forum n we r here to have fun. Besides am just starting the thread while the other thread have gotten to page 16. Besides u don't expect us to take d same pattern of writing. If i dey spoil ur runs abeg no vex. Thanks for d corrections anyway

Eeja Nla01: I dnt feel like spreading my mat here.

The ladies will spread their tents here

THE INTELLECTUALS (know it all): this kinds of men are difficult to please as they believe they know it all. They want a lady of their standard and they are always in constant intellectual argument with any woman that comes their way. Their social activities are less as they believe much in the notion of "u must read always if you want to make it in life". Note: this men are loving, but they have a low level of social activities and might not have time for their wives or spouse.

THE SHOWBOYS (dolph zigler) this guys are everywhere (mostly yahoo yahoo boys). They want an avenue to show off their wealth, gucci shoe, iphone, cars, etc. They might not have one naira on them, but they have BB Q10. When they take a lady out they end up discussing the amount of money they have. They just like to show off at any given opportunity. Note: this kind of guys are mostly broke and are lavish spenders as they do not plan for the future but rather cave for popularity and show off.

Since we have secrets about ladies and how their mind works, i feel its will be better if we have a topic relating to guys also. Note: this write up is a mere observation about the minds of most guys and a guy can display more than one trait listed in this thread. Also there was no conclusive research as to the % reached.

Guys are simple human that acts mostly on instinct of sight but can be dangerous, if their emotions are taken for granted. People believe that men are polygamous in nature. This assertions might not be totally true as men varies in terms of reasoning, social upbringing, ideologies, values, religious background, cultural belief etc. so Let's get the ball rolling.
THE AGGRESSORS: this kinds of men are usually aggressive towards ladies, this might be as a result of their work, social upbringing(the dad beating up the mum) or any other condition. They beat up any lady that comes their way and they believe that a lady is a second class citizen. They tend to dominate and everything the woman does to please them is welcome with either total beating or insult. Note: this kinds of men are dangerous, and to the ladies any guy that beats u while dating or insults u publicly is a no no, please run from the guy, because he is not going to change when both of u gets married. Rather the physical abuse will increase.

2s£xy:
Honestly, I won't lie to you. I wouldn't advice he continues with marriage.

For me, I can't keep such a woman and till death, I wont ever trust her again. It does not matter if she has 100 children for me, she will have to leave my house. She wont have any of my property... Nah, it wont work.

Like I once said to people at the family section. The only way a woman will remain in my house is her character and there is no automatic shirt in my house. She has to earn that respect from ground floor up.

If a woman can do such to the OP, she is very much capable of killing him by poison.

Did you see where you stressed? They were mocking him. The man has totally lost his respect in the face of this woman and he is worthless to her. Ah, God help any woman that will try such will me. I pray devil does not visit my home that day. Even satan might be dethroned that day.

I must confess: The only thing I can't tolerate in this life is for someone to take my gentleness for granted. I am very much like the OP, a soft person and slow to anger. But the quickest way to annoy me is insult my intelligence and take me for a ride. I would rather have someone stab me with a knife than to do such to me.

It's often unbearable....

He has signed the dotted lines my brother. All i am trying to say is that if he thinks he can continue with the marriage, he should stay off the woman for some period of years, with that period he can then use it to observe the woman. But i will follow ur lines 2sexy. If somebody could not care about my emotions while hurting me in my presence, then what's more than evaluate and exhaust all options available. Its hurts and the annoying part was have sex right under their nose without them knowing. Things dey happen sha. Op, what tribe are you from and what tribe is ur wife from? Customs needs to be observed in this matter also.

2s£xy:
Honestly, I won't lie to you. I wouldn't advice he continues with marriage.

For me, I can't keep such a woman and till death, I wont ever trust her again. It does not matter if she has 100 children for me, she will have to leave my house. She wont have any of my property... Nah, it wont work.

Like I once said to people at the family section. The only way a woman will remain in my house is her character and there is no automatic shirt in my house. She has to earn that respect from ground floor up.

If a woman can do such to the OP, she is very much capable of killing him by poison.

Did you see where you stressed? They were mocking him. The man has totally lost his respect in the face of this woman and he is worthless to her. Ah, God help any woman that will try such will me. I pray devil does not visit my home that day. Even satan might be dethroned that day.

I must confess: The only thing I can't tolerate in this life is for someone to take my gentleness for granted. I am very much like the OP, a soft person and slow to anger. But the quickest way to annoy me is insult my intelligence and take me for a ride. I would rather have someone stab me with a knife than to do such to me.

It's often unbearable....

He has signed the dotted lines my brother. All i am trying to say is that if he thinks he can continue with the marriage, he should stay off the woman for some period of years, with that period he can then use it to observe the woman. But i will follow ur lines 2sexy. If somebody could not care about my emotions while hurting me in my presence, then what's more than evaluate and exhaust all options available. Its hurts and the annoying part was have sex right under their nose without them knowing. Things dey happen sha. Op, what tribe are you from and what tribe is ur wife from? Customs needs to be observed in this matter also.

Chei. Wetin them this small small girls of nowadays don know eh, even their mama never know till now.

@op
Reading through ur story was touching, i was almost on the part of saying forgive and forget but i will put a pause on that for a while. You should forgive her but the most annoying part of the matter was that both ur wife and ur in law were sharing your secrets within themselves and thereby mocking up. They have known ur weak point and ur strong point. At this juncture, i will advice u take a break from the marriage for like a year or two till the tensed atmosphere is calm. I believe for now she has a lot to prove in willing your trust again. Use those periods to observe her and monitor her. Do not break up the communication and always conceal ur intentions