Here are some of the oldest topics on NL, as far back as 2005 wow!!! Then I gat no phone nor internet connection.

oga seun first topic/post 5:19pm march 14 2005 www.nairaland.com/4/nairaland-nigerian-forum#19468049

first thread in religion section -was locked by seun so people can create more threads lol!! www.nairaland.com/2412/authority-bible-personal-motivation/1

first thread in celebrities section www.nairaland.com/10452/proof-d12-dead


first thread in politics section www.nairaland.com/2036/pictures-new-1000-naira-note

First thread in jokes section by seun

www.nairaland.com/341/take-pictures-computer-monitor


first thread in education section www.nairaland.com/3491/research-nigerian-english-questionnaires-need



first thread in romance section www.nairaland.com/2032/dating-someone-not-match

Na me dey barb Obama hair

I dey plug boiler for river niger when I wan baf

I neva use google before

tuface dey dash me em hair after barbing

Baba419: Na me be jesus

guy respect that name bro.

Also HTC sensation

Mexicans can't even speak comprehensible english all they know is to
build casinos, surg into nearby USA to cause mayhem,

This their comments are as a result of aggravated jealousy caused by
Conceding NINE goals from Nigeria, #brain damaging.


Shout Nigeria henceforth and see them tremble.

Cowleg

Arabic
ةىءتنيسهعحيسس
لبتلبعغيثاتبي
لب
ثيصصثصسغصضغفليسىيؤ
يتاياليلايسلاي
لفلبلب

بقتعثغعثصغعثصتاثعثصاثتنصابتبغيس

Waterproof

GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL MUHAMMMED I SAID IT










GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL



















GOOOOOOALLLLLLLL












GOALLLLLLL








GOOOOOOALLLLLL











GAOOOOLLLLLL

Cykik: *clears throat* in jonathan's tone. *each golden eaglet will recieve free jet each but on one condition, if u spell the name M E X I C O*

SAMBO JUMPS FROM HIS SEAT. * singing* give us more goal*

oduah: two cars for grabs

I dey look for david mark and his delegates, una don see am?

Seeee zidane turning kai i don maaaad


#lights knockout/banger 3 rounds

Timehin: Goooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllll!

Abeg I need a cold drink

try a cold chiled alomo and cool down yourself

u may combine with gala

I HAVE BEEN SAYING IT MUHAMMED DEY TRY HIM GET ENDURANCE, NA HIM CAUSE THE GOAL.
KUDOS IHEANACHO





SEEEE PAPAILOOOOOOO!!!!!

Goooooooooal iheanacho

Havilah93: Who took my seat?


*corks gun*

wetin be the gun name me carry bazooka

Make una take one one clear body, we still dey wait for second half

This boys shot they go up up

I_am_Sylva:
aboki will always be aboki

your brain is alomolizing ni.

See misssing kaaaaaaaiiiiiii!!!

Nearlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Our boys are not using wings only middle. Kai
sub woofer dey beat inside my heartoooo
gbim gbimm gbimmmm!!

The babalacious catalytic alampasssuuuuuuuuuu

nijanigga:
Nigeria don't know how to use wingers, especially the left flank.

you are there except for the right side where number 2 is trying

We tell that mexican sey we dey play shaolin soccer

Infact one thing about these boys is that everybody na defender and equally strikers

Red-Light:
alampasuuu
what a name

what a good keeper

bigfoot79:
shebi na the part of usa wey de border.with Mexico.? oya cross boeder go mexico.now make u go.wash the march! ha ha

true talk joor!! Na shortcut

#Singng
We don portoooooooo!!!!

Guy shift for me make I kukuma sit down.
Safety first
wears helmet, gloves, rain boot with eye goggles.
Ready!!!!

johnwizey: Are u sure u are frm dis planet

may be he is in China, it's friday over there