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Romance / Re: What Would You Want Your Partner To Look Like by affee(f): 11:31pm On Oct 11, 2008
Ruby_Pearl:

Jenny is married o.
that's a she lipsrsealed

bless your soul
Romance / Re: What Would You Want Your Partner To Look Like by affee(f): 11:21pm On Oct 11, 2008
jennykadri:

sillyboy sorry but i don't agree wt u

food and sex is d most important thing in marriage

for the man abi?

@topic
I already have what I want and if given a second chance will choose him again kiss

@jenny
she you are married?
Religion / Re: Falling Under Anointing - Hoax, Real Or Hypnosis? by affee(f): 9:38pm On Oct 11, 2008
@ Malama
Agreed you came out with a 1st class in Medicine or whatever it is you read, but I dont think think that makes you knowledgable in the workings/ mode of operations of the Holy Spirit.

For heaven sake sister of all the things you could come up with why fainting?
Romance / Re: Caution: Pretty Girls Crossing by affee(f): 7:09pm On Oct 11, 2008
Orikinla:

Caution: Pretty Girls Crossing

Beauty inspires genius.
I adore the Almighty God at the first sight of any object of beauty, from the beautiful face of my darling lover to the dazzling allure of a blossoming pink hibiscus flower in the sunlight. The alluring power of beauty cannot be denied.

The heart of man skips a beat at the sight of a beautiful woman.
He swallows lumps of saliva as he ogles at her. His Adam’s apple bulges as his crotch bulges. Gosh!
A man almost veered off the main road whilst ogling at a pretty and sexy babe on a street in Lagos. The object of his admiration was the kind of pretty babeS my mom called car stoppers, the babes who make drivers to stamp on the brakes in awe!

The desire for a pretty and sexy woman sets a man on fire, burning in the[b] fiery flames of lust[/b]. Even the loins of a castrated man burns in the presence of a pretty and sexy woman.

In the daily traffic of commuters in the crowdy and rowdy mega city of Lagos, the pretty girls stand out like the exotic water lilies of the Nile, a pure delight to sight.
Drivers often slow down as a pretty woman is about to cross the road.
She makes heads to turn on the street.

The best places to see pretty girls and ladies in Lagos city are often the shopping malls, from the Mega Plaza on Victoria Island to the Palms in Lekki. You can also see many of them strolling on the Marina in Lagos, on the Adeniran Ogunsanya Street in Surulere, on Allen Avenue and Toyin Street in Ikeja, on Awolowo Road in Ikoyi and on Adeola Odeku Street on Victoria Island.

The pretty working class ladies in their skirt suits and pantsuits seem to be on fashion parade during the hours of lunch break as they go out walking tall in their low heels or high heels. Watching a pretty working class lady walking down the staircase is worth all your attention in respect of the beauty of womanhood. She looks best if she is chic!
Admiring pretty women in their trendy fashion crossing the street makes my day.

What’s next?
Caution: Ugly Girls Crossing?
There are no ugly girls or women in my world.
Anyway, no woman is ugly, except she is ignorant of her own beauty.

why lust?
Romance / Re: Caution: Pretty Girls Crossing by affee(f): 7:06pm On Oct 11, 2008
You're a darl kiss
bless ur soul
Family / Re: Bad Habits Of Your Spouse That You Can't Stand? by affee(f): 6:54pm On Oct 11, 2008
@topic
the way he says I'm off, even though he's the cause I'm not ready yet dont ask how
I always run into the car with my chain,necklace,rings etc

I always complete my makeup in the car. it's so annoying
Family / Re: Bad Habits Of Your Spouse That You Can't Stand? by affee(f): 6:45pm On Oct 11, 2008
ilugunboy:

Haggling with market women. I detest that habit, drives me nut angry
shey want her to buy a cup of garri #1000 like you men do abi?
abeg thank God your wife haggles, she's saving you some extra change
Events / Re: Rudest Wedding Guest Remarks by affee(f): 4:45pm On Oct 11, 2008
CY_clone:

Gerald's father-in-law's speech:
I'll like to say a few words about Martin. As far as I'm concerned, my daughter couldn't have chosen a more delightful, charming, witty, responsible, wealthy--let's not deny that--well placed, good looking and fertile young man than Martin as a husband. I therefore ask this question: Why the hell did she marry Gerald instead?

That was so rude, are you sure he was not drunk? shocked

shegirl71:

@ poster
Those are some funny remarks.Lol grin

Funny ke , it's not funny at all
Rudeness,jealousy hatred that is what those crazy people displayed sad
Romance / Re: Marriage Proposal, Is Reallly A Factor by affee(f): 3:54pm On Oct 11, 2008
It depends

Some relationships become stronger, there is a higher level of commitment as they look forward to a future spent together

Some weaken becausen of the carelessness of one partner (either the guy or babe)
Religion / Re: To Tithe or Not to Tithe? by affee(f): 2:15pm On Oct 11, 2008
sorry o sad

na typographical error grin
Religion / Re: To Tithe or Not to Tithe? by affee(f): 1:24pm On Oct 11, 2008
abandon you ke?

not possible.

anyways take kia

remember Jesus is Lord and He'll ever stop Loving you
Religion / Re: To Tithe or Not to Tithe? by affee(f): 12:56pm On Oct 11, 2008
Sister pilgrim how body?

What has been happening?

I just returned to the forum yesterday.
I was begining to get addicted to the forum and Oga was not happy about it.
Romance / Re: Men, How Do You Feel When Your Woman Cries? by affee(f): 10:48am On Oct 11, 2008
I dont cry in front of my husband
except he really hurt.

and I dont cry because I am weak (I am a human beign)
Family / Re: Ladies Will You Let Your Husband Watch Your Delivery? by affee(f): 10:05am On Oct 11, 2008
Oh yes

If he is not there I will hold it until he comes grin
Religion / Re: What Is a Healthy, Successful Marriage Like? by affee(f): 1:03am On Oct 11, 2008
Intimate (and I'm not refering to sexual intimacy, even thoughit is very essential too grin)


intimacy between both parties (whom I prefer to refer to as lovers) is what makes a successful marriage.
Religion / Re: Our Orphic World by affee(f): 11:05pm On Oct 07, 2008
Read it a long time ago and I agree it is an interesting and uplifting.

I hope you now understand why it takes our brothers/sisters a long time before they can understand the intimacy and freedom we have in Christ.
Religion / Re: What If Your Pastor Tells You That Your Mother Is A Witch? What Will You Do? by affee(f): 10:31pm On Sep 30, 2008
Seriously dude,
go get a life.
Religion / Re: What If Your Pastor Tells You That Your Mother Is A Witch? What Will You Do? by affee(f): 9:37pm On Sep 30, 2008
God help you

kirikiri dey call you abi
Religion / Re: What If Your Pastor Tells You That Your Mother Is A Witch? What Will You Do? by affee(f): 7:22pm On Sep 30, 2008
@ topic

NOTHING

@poster
what would you do?(honest answer required)
Religion / Re: What If Your Pastor Tells You That Your Mother Is A Witch? What Will You Do? by affee(f): 7:18pm On Sep 30, 2008
@poster

you again?

na wa o grin

seriously, why do you post such queer topics?

or

are you trying to solve your life problems on NL?

dude madam Gamine make i borrow this word grin think of better things abeg
Religion / Re: Church Franchising by affee(f): 10:47pm On Sep 29, 2008
her name is jo-jo
Religion / Re: Church Franchising by affee(f): 10:47pm On Sep 29, 2008
her name is jo-jo
Religion / Re: Fasting, God's Way by affee(f): 10:06pm On Sep 29, 2008
Some people fast 6 to 6 without opening a passage of the scripture
I call this kind of fasting punishment
while fasting open the word and feed your soul
so that as your physical body is denied what it needs your spirit man is strenghtened
sing songs of praises too

you dont have to tell people you are fasting
except when you are offered food
in naijamost people dont say I'm fasting they rather say I'm on the mountain
Religion / Re: Church Franchising by affee(f): 9:46pm On Sep 29, 2008
ehen,
ur pix looks more like a painting which of course is better

a game character? nah

Gamine:

Ah reli!

e fit be me o grin

seriously o
if you are not the person I am thinking of, then you should be her relative
Religion / Re: 'Sowing In The Word' by affee(f): 9:26pm On Sep 29, 2008
was just thinking the same thing

DONT ANSWER HIM BIKO
Islam for Muslims / Re: Mosque Dreams: Any One With A Clue? by affee(f): 8:35pm On Sep 29, 2008
wonders shall never end shocked

infact I am taking the first flight back to lagos tommorrow

I dey really miss serious show grin

Quote from: viceb on January 28, 2008, 02:51 PM
I ve met of couple of Iman preaching in the buses. In fact one impressed me so much with his preaching that I had to go and make him my friend. He was able to integrate both Christian and Moslem teachings. He exposed the points of agreement.

So man, we got not only Christian preachers, but also Muslim preachers.

from olowotee
true talk because i've witnessed such too. I think those sects are called "Chrislams". They profess to practise the two religions. I was surprised when the Iman preacher in the bus distributed some tracts to fellow passengers and donations were made.
Religion / Re: If There Is No Heaven Or Threat Of Hell, Will You Prefer Devil To God? by affee(f): 6:33pm On Sep 29, 2008
@topic
GOD fulltime
Religion / Re: Church Franchising by affee(f): 6:11pm On Sep 29, 2008
Gamine just checked out your profile,

you look veeeeerryy familiar

nice pix.
Religion / Re: Church Franchising by affee(f): 6:02pm On Sep 29, 2008
Gamine:

It is also a rumour that Abacha stole money.


rumour ke, it is a fact
Islam for Muslims / Re: Mosque Dreams: Any One With A Clue? by affee(f): 5:20pm On Sep 29, 2008
pilgrim.1:

It is well O! cheesy


Sister, how are you doing?
I showed your testimony to one of the chapter presidents of The Full Gospel Business Men's Fellowship in Uyo
and he could not stop praising God for your life. He was almost moved to tears.

your testimony will reach the far end of the earth and Lives will be changed
Islam for Muslims / Re: Mosque Dreams: Any One With A Clue? by affee(f): 4:50pm On Sep 29, 2008
Idupaul,
I am praying for you
bury your self in the scriptures and
sing songs of PRAISE

Let the righteous say it is well
Religion / Re: 'Sowing In The Word' by affee(f): 7:26am On Sep 29, 2008
DZ
it is not done only in christ embassy
when the man of God says a word that moves you in the spirit, you sow whatever you have
IT NOT COMPULSORY OO
it was not instituted by my pastor, it just started on it's own.
I have seen people that dont have money sow their wristwatches or anyother thing

and in the tradition of my church such items
money-is put back into the church treasury
other items- are kept in the church store and disbursed to those that are in need of such items

it is not found anywhere in the bible

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