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Islam for Muslims / Re: Muslims Dont Talk Nor Open Their Mouth In Toilets by affee(f): 7:10pm On Sep 24, 2008
_Queenisha:

Manners of Going to The Toilet shocked shocked shocked shocked
Supplication Before Entering
When going to the toilet the messenger of Allah (may Allah bless him and grant him peace) would wear footwear. He would cover his blessed head and before stepping into the room, he would read:

'Bismillah' 'Allah-Hum-ma Inni A'oodhu-bika Minal Khu-buthi Wal-kha-baith'

'O Allah I seek your protection from the male and female devils.'

We should try and learn these short supplications and practise them too. If we do not seek Allah's (The Exalted) protection from the devils, then there is a chance we can be affected with mental illnesses from the devils. We can not see the devils and when you can not see your enemy they are more dangerous. May Allah (The Exalted) protect and give us the ability to follow the Sunnah, Ameen.

1. Cover your head. shocked shocked
2. Enter with the left foot.
3. Any item (e.g. ring, locket etc.) that has the names of Allah (The Exalted) or His beloved Messenger (may Allah bless him and grant him peace) or any verse of the Qur'an, should be removed before entering the toilet. An Amulet (Ta'weez) can be worn as long as it is covered.
4. It is forbidden (Haram) to face or have the back facing towards the Qibla whilst relieving oneself.
5. It is best to lower oneself as much as possible before uncovering the body.
6. Put slight pressure on the left leg it makes it relieving easier shocked shocked shocked.
7. One should be very careful about the splashing of urine (as this is a grave sin). One should sit to urinate.
8. One should not talk in the toilet without absolute necessity but if a person outside is calling and does not know then cough thrice to make them aware. This includes the use of a mobile phone be it for texting as this is not the place to do such things.
9. When two people talk when the body is uncovered Allah (The Exalted) is displeased.
10. Hold the container in the right hand whilst cleansing with the left.
11. The right hand should not be used to cleanse oneself. Unless there is a problem with the left hand then one can use the right hand.
12. Use the left hand middle three fingers for cleanings. shocked shocked
13. The sister should cleanse themselves with the lower palm of the left hand and do not separate the legs to wide lipsrsealed.
14. Wash in odd numbers i.e. 1, 3, 5 or 7 times.
15. When cleansing yourself, males should hold their privates from the top with the left hand index finger and the thumb. Gently work your way down (as if milking an animal) so if drops are left they will come out.
16. After performing urination, if you feel that another drop of urine will come, then it is wajib for you to perform 'Istibrao' meaning after urination to perform some act that would force the urine left inside, to come out .
17. First wash the front then the back.
18. After cleansing with water you can dry yourself with some tissue.
19. After you have relieved yourself, wash your hands up to the wrists thrice.
20. Without necessity do not look at your private parts as there is a chance of the memory becoming weak.
21. Do not sit on the toilet for a long time as there is a chance of getting piles.
22. Do not play with your clothing or body, nor look here or there, nor look above, and do not touch your body without necessity.
23. Do not spit or clean your nose in the toilet.
24. Soon as you have cleansed yourself cover yourself as soon as possible.
25. When leaving the toilet one should step out with the right foot.

Supplication on Leaving
Once outside the toilet read this supplication :

'Ghuf-raa-naka Al-ham-du-little-la-hil-ladhi Adh-haba 'An-nil Adhaa Wa-'Aa-faani'

'O Allah I seek Your pardon. All praises are due to Allah who has taken away from me discomfort and granted me relief.'

http://www.zikr.co.uk/content/view/72/113/

una get time o
all this gidigidi gbam gbam just to pass shait
una try


please tell me this is not true

if it's true then lipsrsealed
Religion / Re: Is Jesus God? by affee(f): 3:59pm On Sep 24, 2008
Chris God bless you smiley
Religion / Re: Is Christianity Just A Religion Or A Way Of Life? by affee(f): 8:19pm On Sep 23, 2008
~Lady~:

Then that is your problem. You need to start devoting your entire life to God.
It should not be my problem only but the problem of every true christian.
We should be worried about what we are doing to the name of Christ

My life is devoted totally to God
Religion / Re: Is Christianity Just A Religion Or A Way Of Life? by affee(f): 7:48pm On Sep 23, 2008
A_K_O:

I see it as food for thought.
that is it
why do I only talk,act,sing and do every other thing like a christian when I am in the prescence of my pastor,priest or a christian brother and on sundays?

we all know it's true
be truthful to urself.
Religion / Is Christianity Just A Religion Or A Way Of Life? by affee(f): 9:51am On Sep 23, 2008
I was born into a christian family
gave my life to Christ at the age of 8
and I have lived my whole life as a Believer.
with the help of the Holy Spirit I live a life that is Pleasing to God.[b][/b]

I know and believe that Christianity is not a religion
IT IS A WAY OF LIFE.

I say this because the lives most people that say they are christians don't even reflect it.
You only know they are christians on sundays.

What do you think is chritianity just a religion or is it a way of life?

Atheist NO ENTRY
NO cussing,insults or anything that would not please GOD.
thanks.

Shalom
Religion / Re: What Earthly Benefits Or Advantages Does Being Loved By God Confer? by affee(f): 9:34am On Sep 23, 2008
Huxley dear,

I had decided not to reply Ur words, but I'll say these few words only hopefullyo write e

I enoy divine health
I dont lack anything, and never will
If I tell U the story of my life U'll know that my wholelife has been nothing but a fullfilment of Psalm 91.

I wish I had the time to write everything I have in my mind.

Believers' that believe the words of Psalm 91 and claim it for their lives know that it works.

What am I saying sef,
divine health,prosperity,protection and the rest are the birthright of all true born-again christians

before I forget

HE IS NOT JUST PROTECTING ME TODAY,
HE PROTECTS ME EVERYDAY.
Religion / Re: Is Jesus God? by affee(f): 9:13am On Sep 23, 2008
Hi pilgrim

how was Ur weekend?

Missed U by a few seconds yesterday

and today too.
Romance / Re: What Effect Does Marriage Have On You? by affee(f): 8:33pm On Sep 22, 2008
Are all the threads from married people or divorcees?
Religion / Re: Is Jesus God? by affee(f): 5:00pm On Sep 22, 2008
joyce550:

yes JESUS IS LORD, look at it this way,u hv a soul,spirit and a body.will u say u are u,then ur spirit is someone else and ur soul is someone else?or wil u call ice block from the same water another name or its vapour something else?another is the sun,it shines light,emitts heat and gives energy.can't u see the even natuer tries to teach u about the three natures of God.all these have different forms and performs different functions but doesn't mean they are different.so is God,Jesus and the Holy Spirit.i trust that the Lord will grant u insight into his truth.ciao!


God bless you for this beautiful illustration.

could'nt have said it better myself.

peace smiley
Autos / Re: Progress. . . by affee(f): 2:48pm On Sep 21, 2008
ATTENTION, ATTENTION

Visit this thread


Is Seun the anti-christ?

Seun just posted 666.
Romance / Re: What's Your Marital Status ? by affee(f): 1:28pm On Sep 21, 2008
Married,so married

HAPPILLY MARRIED
Romance / Re: Long Distance Relationship: Will They Make It? by affee(f): 11:56am On Sep 21, 2008
it works.
I had a LDR for 8years. I am married to him now.
and I tell you guys he was faithful all thru.
Just have faith in youselves.
Religion / Re: Atheist Testing God With A Prayer by affee(f): 5:45pm On Sep 20, 2008
huxley's the name abi?

U funny no be small grin

U dont want to win millions of pounds in the lottery?

no problem

but like my sister pilgrim said, U first of all need faith

No 2
Is the God U prayed to,
''the on that has made the heavens his throne and the earth his footstool''

or another god?


ehen, another thing, your english is wonderful,

huxley:

Oh, dear God, Father in heaven, you are the most high and worthy of praise and respect. I prayer from the bottom of the being, dear Father, that I may not and never win the grand million-pound lottery. In Jesus name, I prayer. Amen.


U really funny.

I cant stop laughing


Religion / Re: Moral Victory: Religious Exploitation, And The New American Creed by affee(f): 5:15pm On Sep 20, 2008
pilgrim.1:

My dear @affee,

We have decided long ago to forego attacks, insults or castigations, and rather seek to settle down and talk. . . I mean, really talk! I would not have tried to even concern myself with such a discussion; but seeing that misconceptions about terms (whether theism or atheism) have been at the root of the disagreements so far, I decided to share what I know from factual sources with our atheist, rationalist and naturalist friends - so that they also learn to understand that theists (and I speak as a Christian theist) are not irrational or non-thinking people. I believe the apostles knew that questions would be asked when Peter stated:

[list][list]"15But sanctify the Lord God in your hearts: and be ready always to give an answer to every man that asketh you a reason of the hope that is in you with meekness and fear: 16Having a good conscience; that, whereas they speak evil of you, as of evildoers, they may be ashamed that falsely accuse your good conversation in Christ." (1 Peter 3:15-16).[/list][/list]

People will ask questions: and for us to fail to give reasoned answers is detrimental to our own cause. The difference is that we do so in a spirit of humility, common sense, and amicable/friendly attitude. I can testify that many atheists often get upset and closed minded to the Gospel of Jesus Christ when we insult or castigate them. They may do so, but we are not to return the same attitude in like manner.

Jesus is Lord and Saviour - I believe so and have experienced His supernatural power in my life. The reason for my Christian theistic position is what I'm trying to share with our friends.

Blessings. wink
MY DEAR, i think i will just put these words where ever I read words of ignorance.

JESUS IS LORD or JESUS SAVES
what do you think?

shalom smiley
Religion / Re: Is Jesus God? by affee(f): 4:13pm On Sep 20, 2008
Thank God for the sanity I enjoy everyday. smiley cool

Una fit make person mad with all this talk grin

I believe, U believe not, na wa o. undecided

I am really grateful I discovered nairaland.

DONT STOP, DONT STOP
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK(ARGUEMENTS) grin wink
Food / Re: Which Tribe Has The Best Food In Nigeria? by affee(f): 3:54pm On Sep 20, 2008
Let me tell the truth and shame the devil.
Afang is gooooooooood, it is even nuitritional.
I can eat afang in the morning, afternoon and night.
other tribes they try
at least i can eat
ewedu with fresh fish,miyan kuka and tuwon shinkafa.
Gbegiri no way, the soup looks like ''nsi nwa'' (I really need to use igbo here) grin
Food / Re: Is It Right To Say Thanks To Someone Around You After Eating? by affee(f): 3:40pm On Sep 20, 2008
My place U dont only say thank you to ur elders after you finish eating, U also thank them after they eat.
I love my tradition and hope it lasts for generations.

I am eating now so as my people will say OGBUEFI wink
Religion / Re: Moral Victory: Religious Exploitation, And The New American Creed by affee(f): 3:19pm On Sep 20, 2008
all of you PLEASE STOP, STOP, STOP.
Na wa for Una o
wont U guys stop arguing.
Catholic, protestant, atheist,pentecostal and any other sect
believe what U believe.
as far as I am concerned U have heard that JESUS SAVES, and that is all I need to know.
Religion / Re: Is Jesus God? by affee(f): 3:05pm On Sep 20, 2008
Christian supporter,with all you say in support of christianity,it wont make any sense if U are left behind if Jesus returns.
Dont argue with a muslim, just pray that God opens his/her heart to recieve the truth.

Muslim supporter,with all you sayin support of islam,it wont do U any good if U dont make it to al-jana.

Dont try to convince me because I know what I know.

JESUS IS GOD end of discussion
Religion / Re: Should A Christian Partake In Sallah Celebrations? by affee(f): 2:52pm On Sep 20, 2008
Pastor AIO:

Which brings us to the real reason for the idea that we all worship the same God. It's political. We say it to keep the peace. I personally would have collected the food in the first place, but then discreetly binned it if I didn't want to eat it.

That would be hypocrisy dont you think?

I think that the real reason why you sent it back in the first place is to make a show of your christianity's exclusivity. I don't know you to say that for sure but it is just what I suspect.

I never said I sent it back to the people that gave me the food, I simply gave it to the almajiris.
shey u know whom alamajiris are?. I cant throw food away, I make sure it is consumed even if not by me


Religion / Re: Real Sounds From Hell by affee(f): 9:45am On Sep 20, 2008
THE SOUNDS OF HELL lipsrsealed lipsrsealed shocked
PEOPLE,PEOPLE,PEOPLE
I dont even want to know what hell sounds like.
Me, I will be the first person to enter heaven when Jesus comes back, or if I die today.
grin amen to that
Religion / Re: What Is Wrong With A Guy Plaiting His Hair Or With Locks? by affee(f): 9:32am On Sep 20, 2008
pilgrim.1:

Good word.

1 Cor. 13:11.

Romans 14:13.
thanks for backing me up wth the right scripture.
God bless you my sister. smiley
Religion / Re: Should A Christian Partake In Sallah Celebrations? by affee(f): 9:25am On Sep 20, 2008
pilgrim.1:

Okay, we all have our various persuasions. I think the issue is quite plain and simple. One should not receive what they have rejected in their hearts. 1 Corinthians 10 shows has plain teaching on this subject.
When we said no they got angry, so we had to collect the food, but they've stopped now.
Religion / Re: Is Jesus God? by affee(f): 9:18am On Sep 20, 2008
pilgrim.1:

Thanks for that wisdom. kiss
U're welcome smiley
Religion / Re: Is Jesus God? by affee(f): 8:50am On Sep 20, 2008
I believe that Jesus is GOD.
I dont have to argue with somebody that does not believe,no real christian should either.
I gave my life to Christ and I experience unexplainable peace, love and Joy.
He lives in me, he speaks to me. I know he's real

Dont disapprove what I say because you have a different belief.

THAN YOU
Religion / Re: Should A Christian Partake In Sallah Celebrations? by affee(f): 8:15am On Sep 20, 2008
pilgrim.1:

@bawomolo,

Correction: Islam at its very core does not teach that we worship the same God. This fancy idea has been held on for eons that it's amazing how many people can be easily swept along in that deluge.


Christianity doesnt either,
I believe that sallah food,according to the Christian faith has been sacrificed to idols.
any food given to my family on sallah day is given back to the almajiris.
Religion / Re: What Is Wrong With A Guy Plaiting His Hair Or With Locks? by affee(f): 7:44am On Sep 20, 2008
davidylan:

Kobomoje no problem. I know some have quoted this verse to you - if your heart condemn you not . . .

however i want you to take a look at another 1 Cor 8: 13 Wherefore, if meat make my brother to offend, I will eat no flesh while the world standeth, lest I make my brother to offend.

If your hair-do is offensive to your church either leave the church or do as they want.
I have nothing against men that braid or wear dreadlocks,but I believe that there is a stage U get to in your christian life and realise that all this things dont matter.
dnt let ur hair do become a source of offense for others,in the process of getting offended they could sin against God.
Romance / Re: Nija Men Don't Know What Love Is by affee(f): 7:15am On Sep 20, 2008
I speak the truth only,
naija men dont know what love is until they loose it.
I speak from experience
Politics / Re: SSS Invades Channels Tv by affee(f): 7:21pm On Sep 19, 2008
Aussie:

Channels TV license has been restored this afternoon.

Shame on Yar'dua and John Odey.
Somebody give Jesus a round of applause, Somebody shout halleluyah.

THANK GOD O

but with apologies abi
Oga momoh should have sued them so we can see if the rule of law will come into play.
Car Talk / Re: What To Do When Robbers Want To Take Your Car? by affee(f): 10:02am On Sep 19, 2008
blood of JESUS cover me o but I still need get insurance sha.

i no blame the guy.
Music/Radio / Re: After Olisa, Dan Foster Leaves 96.9 Cool Fm by affee(f): 9:45am On Sep 19, 2008
spikedcylinder:

I read this in one of the soft sells on Tuesday. Make Dan go jor, I like Keith! grin grin

u don chop this morning?
dan foster is the reason a lot of us listen to cool fm

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