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Romance / Re: Valentine Experience: Let Us Gist by Agent008(m): 5:28pm On Feb 15, 2011
Well, technically, he did not say what they did to the girls they picked up.
But it will be a shame that he went wild just because his 'Madam' was not around.
Romance / Re: E-flirting:What Do You Think? by Agent008(m): 5:26pm On Feb 15, 2011
smiley

Just the truth dearie.
Romance / Re: E-flirting:What Do You Think? by Agent008(m): 5:19pm On Feb 15, 2011
The nose and the lips are next on cue!
Romance / Re: E-flirting:What Do You Think? by Agent008(m): 5:17pm On Feb 15, 2011
They look sexy.
Romance / Re: s by Agent008(m): 5:16pm On Feb 15, 2011
@ Poster:

Permit me to say that you are indeed Jobless!
Why bring your filth out? If you lied to get laid, go tell your parents. Don't come to a public forum and get all lewd, it's downright disgusting and hurts the eye.
And some sisters I thought were better, how can you banter with such filth?
This is totally uncouth and immature.
Romance / Re: E-flirting:What Do You Think? by Agent008(m): 5:06pm On Feb 15, 2011
Omolola1:

werrin? u fall?

Just like your eyes,
Romance / Re: E-flirting:What Do You Think? by Agent008(m): 4:38pm On Feb 15, 2011
Omolola1:

@Ranosky,

I thought you were a man. . .


Ouch!
Romance / Re: E-flirting:What Do You Think? by Agent008(m): 4:35pm On Feb 15, 2011
Omolola1:

Oya, lets e-flirt


I'm game!
Romance / Re: E-flirting:What Do You Think? by Agent008(m): 4:34pm On Feb 15, 2011
Ranoscky:

You know berra!

The username below yours!


Nice to see you know your boundaries.
grin
Romance / Re: Valentine Experience: Let Us Gist by Agent008(m): 2:34pm On Feb 15, 2011
(I never thought I was gonna do this)

In line with the topic of the thread; I did have a swell valentine. One of the best I dare say.
I broke up with my girl of three years two months ago due to mutual consent (as there were unreconcilable differences) and I met this beautiful bombshell a month ago.

She sure knows how to work an agent into submission. I've always maitained a "no sex" kind of relationships but this girl took me to the cleaners and back! She put my legendary self control to the extreme test and , and, shocked
Romance / Re: Valentine Experience: Let Us Gist by Agent008(m): 2:24pm On Feb 15, 2011
iyatrustee:

Agent008 swerry! Keep parajumping but watch it bro grin grin grin

Iya Darling, what can a young agent do?
wink cheesy
Romance / Re: Valentine Experience: Let Us Gist by Agent008(m): 12:10pm On Feb 15, 2011
Mr, Cork:

had 3some last nite!! wink


Dude, seriously, get a life!
Romance / Re: Valentine Experience: Let Us Gist by Agent008(m): 12:08pm On Feb 15, 2011
"Parachuting in"

Sorry guys, been in the South American Jungles.

Let's see what's amiss,

(Going through the thread)
Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Official Valentine Thread {pls Lets Keep This Thread Simple} by Agent008(m): 7:42pm On Feb 09, 2011
@ Mr. 190: Please look at the thread again, I am not d one with the Ak47 (Albeit a fake one), nor was I d one calling names & yet you say I'm causing trouble?

I can take Mr. Day blindfolded but he's not worth my trouble. The dude amuses me.
Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Official Valentine Thread {pls Lets Keep This Thread Simple} by Agent008(m): 2:49pm On Feb 09, 2011
DAY11.:


*Pull out my AK in style* angry

I'm going to give you to the count of 3 to stay away from *Iyatrustee*

One,  angry

Two,  angry angry

Three,  angry angry angry


*Chai, Fake Agent008 don disappear ooo*

[s]Thank God, he nor even wait to see say na *toy gun* i carry for hand, [/s] grin grin




(Chuckling: I can't believe this guy is this dumb  grin)

Hey Mister Day, Look again.

grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Official Valentine Thread {pls Lets Keep This Thread Simple} by Agent008(m): 2:41pm On Feb 09, 2011
Don't be sad dearie, I will always be here for you.
Just buzz my secret beeper and I'm there.
Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Official Valentine Thread {pls Lets Keep This Thread Simple} by Agent008(m): 2:36pm On Feb 09, 2011
DAY11.:

angry angry angry

Not until you stop flirting with dat *FAKE AGENT008* angry



My name is Bond, James Bond.

No hating Bro. On the other hand, after a heartfelt consideration, I have decided to accept Iya as my Val.
grin
Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Official Valentine Thread {pls Lets Keep This Thread Simple} by Agent008(m): 12:41pm On Feb 09, 2011
iyatrustee:

Really? then be ready to be forcefully possessed by Iyatrustee cool cool cool cool

I thought you were after Mr. Ranoscky? Watch it, he might just get annoyed and then decides he needs some "dazzles" in his life for Val.
And Mr. Day11 is observing too.
Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Official Valentine Thread {pls Lets Keep This Thread Simple} by Agent008(m): 12:30pm On Feb 09, 2011
iyatrustee:

^^^^ no ma'am! he is mine angry

They never snatch me from you oh! even though i felt lonely and had to flirt around a bit tongue tongue


na for somewhere we must start embarassed embarassed

kilode shocked shocked shocked shocked? iya go carry tani? grin



Hmmm, Interesting.


dazzle37:

^^^^^^^ OH NO,
please let go, he is mine, we both have come a long way, you will not understand.
he is mine, Ask him.

Please, possess your possession!
Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Official Valentine Thread {pls Lets Keep This Thread Simple} by Agent008(m): 11:37am On Feb 09, 2011
Idowuogbo:

^u joker , dominant u sey u try kelechuckwu
d new gal sure is nice , tag along den cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Official Valentine Thread {pls Lets Keep This Thread Simple} by Agent008(m): 11:28am On Feb 09, 2011
Idowuogbo:

hehehe analyst , human always have both qualities u no
anyways ex talk , are u going to b her val or not , u are drilling her to much jare
shes my hommie

The dominant quality defines your character and that's what counts.

(Beeping Sound: Encrypted Message coming in on PDA)


Anyway, the 'Iya' prefix in her name is a little scary.

(Checking message on PDA)


Seen enough uncertainty in my various missions. So If I don't get her answer, I might have to ask another lady to be my val: the new girlie looks nice   wink

Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Official Valentine Thread {pls Lets Keep This Thread Simple} by Agent008(m): 11:10am On Feb 09, 2011
Idowuogbo:

iyawa agba , d guy na long tin , bcus of val he dey  make u line for embassy too much questions ojere
eemh should i supply u wiv fellows from the jokes sections

How did one question become "too much questions?"
You have been either on the attacking side or defensive in most of your posts. Try being straight, it's a good virtue especially for ladies.
Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Official Valentine Thread {pls Lets Keep This Thread Simple} by Agent008(m): 10:08am On Feb 09, 2011
Quote from: Agent 008 on Today at 09:48:54 AM
"Parachuting into Iyatrustee's waiting arms"
Grin Grin Cheesy

Do you want us to start afresh? If only you can tell me a little about yourself.
Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Official Valentine Thread {pls Lets Keep This Thread Simple} by Agent008(m): 9:48am On Feb 09, 2011
"Parachuting in"
Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Official Valentine Thread {pls Lets Keep This Thread Simple} by Agent008(m): 6:47pm On Feb 08, 2011
MzD@rkSkin:

@Johnterry go away & slap yourself as you exit. . .otherwise consider yourself reported.  wink

[/color]

[size=18pt][color=red]@190, I accept  smiley kiss[/size]




Ah, finally! MzD@rkSkin has accepted.
190: You will never work alone.

"PDA Beeps"

Guys, another secret mission beckons.
I'll be back.
Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Official Valentine Thread {pls Lets Keep This Thread Simple} by Agent008(m): 5:56pm On Feb 08, 2011
Atreides:

She is Iyatrustee No 1,oyii extraordinaire,resident gold/diamond/oil-digger of Nl Kingdom. grin grin grin

In view of the above (resident gold/diamond/oil-digger of Nl Kingdom), 190 I beg to decline the Val invitation.
She also did not answer my question but only gave her title. I need to know more about her before I accept her secret mission val invitation.

Sorry darling.
Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Official Valentine Thread {pls Lets Keep This Thread Simple} by Agent008(m): 5:21pm On Feb 08, 2011
iyatrustee:

Right on point swerry cheesy cheesy cheesy

WOULD AGENT008 HONOR ME BY BEING MY VALENTINE?  kiss kiss kiss


190: Please rescue me!
Romance / Re: He Gave Me A Key To His Apartment - What Does This Mean? by Agent008(m): 4:21pm On Feb 08, 2011
I believe the guy trusts you totally and wants to take the relationship to the next step (marriage probably).

Believe me girl, as a super spy, aiint giving no girl no keys to me house unless I fully trust her and I am thinking about settling with her. Me house is me lair where I retreat to for some peace and quietness from all the drama that is out there.
Romance / Re: Help, Am Still A Virgin At 23 by Agent008(m): 4:14pm On Feb 08, 2011
1one:

Your question just goes to show the heap of filth and junk that many young folks have familiarised themselves with,you are having jitters because of what 'they said,she said,he said',Its unfotunate that moral norms and standards are seeing as contingent on certain issues,you hear things like it's okay to have sex before marriage as long as you love him/her,its okay to have sex before marriage because you have to know his/her performance level.THAT IS ALL BUNK,TRASH TALK, SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE IS WROOOOOOONG.

You can bring a tested and certified report from the W.H.O detailing the clinical and psychological import of premarital sex but that won't trump the integrity of the truth that being a virgin is ACE!.Being a virgin at 23 shouldn't even attract the dimmest of circus lights becos that's hw its supposed to be,I'M A VIRGIN and enjoying the thrill,by the way,i'm older than you(take it or leave it).Besides my spiritual affiliations,just having that consciousness alone that no girl in this world has had a 'taste' of me works it for me.Then again it goes to show how much value I place on my future wife because I want to be special for her,present my self "untouched and uncultivated" as against others that would constantly employ the use of Grade 'A' fertilizer to replenish lost nutrients.

And to those thinking I'm shrek's descendant or I ain't got game,trust me I'M HOT!, unfortunately I can't put my picture)

So dude,nothing wrong in being a virgin at 23.There are very few guys like you.Take pride in that.Any girl that thinks you are a Ju-man becos you are a virgin(You can quote me anywhere) "DOES NOT DESERVE YOU"



Good One.
Being a virgin is not due to lack of opportunity. I had loads of opportunity in school, even now in the work place but I never succumbed. It's easy to get jiggy with it but it takes discipline to say NO.

Do not remain a virgin because you do not have the opportunity (as is the case here) but be one (like some of us) simply because it is the right thing to do. And do not worry about experience, when you are married it will all come naturally. You and your spouse will help each other as long as you married the right person.

Word.

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Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Official Valentine Thread {pls Lets Keep This Thread Simple} by Agent008(m): 3:47pm On Feb 08, 2011
Atreides:

She is Iyatrustee No 1,oyii extraordinaire,resident gold/diamond/oil-digger of Nl Kingdom. grin grin grin

lol

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