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Phones / Best Smart Phn Choice In Nigeria by Akeks(m): 6:21am On Nov 04, 2012
Smart phn operating sysms're gaining ground by d day and in due tym 'twill take over d place of laptop just as laptop, desktop. Many nigerians hw'ver, are faced with d challeng of what smart phn operating sys best suit dea desire, which one's more affordable and has a favourable data pan in d country, and so on.

Xo lets b candid enough and share, juxterposing which smart phn operating system is best.

As 4 me, i'd lyk 2 knw which smartphn has efficiency dat's close 2 to a laptop, i.e, a smart phn dat can do almost all, if not all, what a laptop can do.
Phones / Re: Apple Has Lost Their Legal Claim To The Iphone Name In Mexico by Akeks(m): 5:18am On Nov 04, 2012
Pls guys i want to get a smart phn operating sys. ans i'll need ur advice on which one 2 go 4. IPad, Android, Apple, IPhone, e.t.c... If dea're any more. Thnks... (and if a price estimate can be given 2 knw da affordability as well i'll be greatful).
Phones / Re: Best Internet Plan For An Android Smartphone? by Akeks(m): 5:06am On Nov 04, 2012
Pls guys i wish 2 knw which is better as i don't knw which one 2 go 4 b/w android operating sys and aple.
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by Akeks(m): 4:22am On Nov 03, 2012
Idriswhite: .
Has anyone in the second batch admission list ever printed out his or her Jamb admission letter.AM ADMITTED VIA DIRECT ENTRY.I WANT TO KNOW IF OTHER DE ADMITTED STUDENTS HAVE PRINTED OUT THEIR LETTER

man while u cogitate on hw 2 resolve ur challngs i can't wait 4 d continuatn of ur drama analogy! *folds hands in wait*
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by Akeks(m): 3:29am On Nov 03, 2012
Metaphycist: Just made my 600th post of dis thread!!!
Meaning I'v made abt 6.04% of d total posts n hv on an average made a post in virtually all d pages.
#team record smashers#
lol... Go get a job wit it! (no beef) pls...
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by Akeks(m): 3:27am On Nov 03, 2012
Jessicavizzy: ....No Dullings babe..i will b@BENIN ON SUNDAY..I'LL MK SURE I COME ON TYM..AND ON MONDAY I'LL @MAIN GATE AS EARLY AS POSSIBLE..CANT WAIT 2C U*SMILE*

little 1da! Mass comm. Highly Xtroverted set of ppl!... And talkative as well, u knw. Best of skullin days anyway.
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by Akeks(m): 1:29pm On Oct 25, 2012
Nuel01: The university of Benin is calling for interested candidate for a two years diploma in maritime studies and information communication and technology(ICT). For more info check www.uniben.edu.ng/news if u're interested and d form is N7,500.
Guy pls do u hav an idea on hw to apply 4 nursing skul in benin, not neccessrily having 2 go through jamb? A relative of mine wishes 2 apply but has no clue as to hw 2 go about it.

By d way i sent u a frnd req. On 2go nd u didn't accept. Why? I nid 2 rap wit u as 2 hw 2 runs som certain busness.
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by Akeks(m): 5:45am On Oct 23, 2012
Metaphycist: I cnt rili say much,d stuff is kinda perplexing.
Funny enuf,d guy dat registered my putme is beggin me 2 come back 2 him 2 do d clearance(Smart Businessman)
Lik d pume,we payed 2 his account n brought a stamped teller as confirmatn,den he registered us online wit d master card.
Afta we payed,it ws remaining abt 18 pple n dey sed d money in d card ws finished n I ws registerin for 5 different pple.
I almost lost my mind.Abt 45 mins later,we found out dat one guy wanted 2 play smart.
D tin is,I payed 10,000 in2 sm1's account.Bt nw I am 2 pay 4 me n my cuzin.How cn I pay 90,000 in2 some1's account? So I'v jst been ahome tinkin n sleepin.
Dnt want 2 make a slaughtering mistake.
.

An advice 4rm me 2 u bro... Go 2 one of dose banks in d skul nd open an acc wit d mony nd press as hard as u can 4 an atm card. If u press hard enough u're supose 2 get da card activated 4 online transaction nd deliverd within a week nd probly som days. It might help if you let ur urgent intention as 2 y u open d acc knwn 2 one of d bank staff i guest. And note dat i made dis suggtion wit d speculatn dat u're somwhere close 2 d skul nd if u're not, den start making ur move nw! Hope dat helps... 90k no b beans wey persn fit use do 'joro' as bate 4 dose hawk wey dey luk 4 chicken wey dem go prey on. Even beans sef do turn gold. Be carful once more bro.
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by Akeks(m): 5:24am On Oct 23, 2012
Mornin 2 ya'll my fellows. What is dis i hear 'bnout my hostel space? Is it true dat as a frst lisyt admitted student i av my hostel space in repose untill i clear it no matter wen i get 2 clear it? Pls sb fill me in on dis...
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by Akeks(m): 3:46am On Oct 23, 2012
All dis long nd crazyy ProSeXes Self! Hope say prsns wey go help dose of us wey still dey on d ''yet to get an account'' catgry do dis online payment wey nearly cost me d chance of wrting pume dey skul ooooo? Me i no fit shout 2 much! *arrange pillow well*... *back 2 sleep*... Till mornin...
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by Akeks(m): 3:21pm On Sep 25, 2012
kel2me: Capital NO, its stated Clearly that only First Choice, angry

where was it stated clearly? And y den did dey collect d money of all d thousnd 2nd choice candidates wit no intention of ever awardin dem admition? Sure looks lyk a demn fraud 2me u knw...
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by Akeks(m): 6:55pm On Sep 24, 2012
pls guyz, does any knw if uniben admited any 2nd choice candidate dis yr or d prvious yrs?
I ask because a frnd of mine's a 2nd choice candidate.
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by Akeks(m): 3:29pm On Sep 09, 2012
HBD mehn...

Anybdy pls i still do nt hav an idea of what d so-called acceptance letter is nor do i av an idea of how 2 go about obtaining it. Pls any advice'd be welcom wit warmth!

Stay blessed HOUSE. I love ya'll.
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by Akeks(m): 5:56am On Sep 09, 2012
My jamb admission leta issue's still not rectified yet... Is anybdy in d house still sailin in d same boat? Pls...
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by Akeks(m): 12:28pm On Aug 31, 2012
amazinDJ: Every year, hundreds of thousand candidates sit for JAMB (utme), but at the end just a few percentages of allthe students that go through the pain of writing the exam do make it and afterwards you still have to pass the post utme exam before you can secure an admission. DO YOU NOW HAVE TO TRY THIS EVERY YEAR WHEN THERE IS A SURE AND BETTER WAY OUT FOR YOU? YES YOU HEARD ME, A BETTER WAY OUT
The good news for admission seekers like you isthat you don’t have to wait for another jamb before yougain your admission, not even to 100 level but 200 level of your university of choice. So stop wasting yourtime and resources in writing JAMB every year when there is a sure way of securing an admission and the sure way is IJMB (Interim Joint Admission Board) .
IJMB IS AN A’LEVEL PROGRAMME MODERATED BY AHMADU BELLO UNIVERSITY (A.B.U), ZARIA WITH CENTRES IN DIFFERENT PART OF THE COUNTRY. The programme runs for just 9 months and it’s designed in such a way that candidate with deficiencies in English and Mathematics in their O’level result can still participate. And unlike JAMB results which expires every year, IJMB results is just like your WAEC or NECO results which doesn’t expire and can also be used in securing admission abroad.

Advantages of IJMB
• You will have a wide knowledge of solving problems
• Admission to 200 level of Nigerian universities and even abroad
• It reduces cost and saves time
• Opportunity to meet new people
In our centre there is transparency and necessary info are been released to student as at when due. The center run lectures regularly and also make sure the student registration is been done properly and on time. .. The center try their possible best that student have a good points at the end of the programme. . The centre assist the student in there own little way. . . the centre also assist their students with admission in few universities that they know they can assist because doing the programme is not your priority rather than gaining admission with the programme..
The Fees for the programme is affordable and the centre has done it in a way that interested student can pay conveniently without much burden. . . . Lectures and other necessary learning materials and tools is also included in the fees.
The centre has a good, safe and conducive learning environment and hostel. . . With regular electricity. . . Also the centre is closer to the lectures area which makes it convenient and easy for students to attend lectures regularly without stress. . . . .
FOR MORE INFORMATION
Call: 08060849193, 08032433497
E-mail: myijmb@gmail.com
2go: tosin341
for d benefit of odas, i guest i'd ask my questions here.
My question is how much does it realy cost nd is dea a website where one could actualy get a list of all d branches in d nation? So dat one could affirm which is clossest 2 ones residence.
Anoda quest. is; are u acertaining dat one's definaly goin to procure an admissn after completin dis programme? Or ur just exergerating.
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by Akeks(m): 3:12am On Aug 31, 2012
ybnl994:

Dat ish has bin rectified na

mine has not been o! And i'm beging 2 get worried now o. Seams lyke i'm d only one left.
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by Akeks(m): 9:24pm On Aug 30, 2012
Akeks: My life pipz dem abeg o! I NEVER STILL FIT PRINT MY ADMISSION LETTER O! D pathetic website still dey give me: 'no admission given yet'. After e don tell me odawise b4.
And pls o guys, has a date been fixed 4 clearance yet?
why's jamb doing me lyk dis!
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by Akeks(m): 3:42pm On Aug 30, 2012
My life pipz dem abeg o! I NEVER STILL FIT PRINT MY ADMISSION LETTER O! D pathetic website still dey give me: 'no admission given yet'. After e don tell me odawise b4.
And pls o guys, has a date been fixed 4 clearance yet?
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by Akeks(m): 3:40pm On Aug 27, 2012
Omo dis one wey jamb site's brain dey get lyt touch 4 head, abeg make una let us knw when d scoy-scoy cure o!
Politics / Re: 5000 Naira Notes: The Solution To Our Problems? by Akeks(m): 10:22am On Aug 27, 2012
Sammyounq: This government are doinq the wrong thing at the right time.....Nigeria is the only country changing currency annually...no other countries do that.....i pray to leave this country coz to serve our motherz land is not by force
I agree wit u my Broda. I share ur pain.
Soludo came, he chnged d desighn of N50 notes dwnwrd. Lamido carry him rotten, expired brain come, he decided 2 make his own mark by making his own chnges as well (nd even worst chnges) dat could disable, cripppppple, dismember and matyre our naira completely.
When dem cum finaly sack am for his greviour affliction wrath on d nation or him tenor finish, d nxt person wey go con cum go descide 2 do him own. Who knws what dat would be? Maybe d final extinction of d coming coin denomenations.

D point is Naija, dis country lacks focu, consistency nd clearity of purpose. And i don't think dat'll ever chng if we keep on nagging! We're being rulled by monsters who doesn't av brain but AKAMU in dea fat stupid nd silly head!
So if u can run away 4rm dis country, pls go. Nbdy would miss u because i'm not even sure if anybdy would notice, no body cares about u! Our leaders do not care!!

Dis country does nt care 4 u. It cares 4 it's pocket nd doesn't give a damn if u're digging ur head in a suckaway 2 survive. In fact, it'll help u d more 2 advance in ur deadly act, doin all in it's power to make sure u drown!


I hate dis nation with passion nd would renounce it anytime nd any day without a sec. tought if i had d slightest opportunity unless we change and take d bull by d horn!

We can not sit back nd watch some scallywag turn us up-side-down nd ask us 2 walk with our heads! We've gotta do sth!! Or are we goin 2 wait like d coward goat (or dog, which ever it is) 2 b utterly pushed 2 d walls b4 we fight back?
Politics / Re: 5000 Naira Notes: The Solution To Our Problems? by Akeks(m): 10:19am On Aug 27, 2012
Sammyounq: This government are doinq the wrong thing at the right time.....Nigeria is the only country changing currency annually...no other countries do that.....i pray to leave this country coz to serve our motherz land is not by force
I agree wit u my Broda. I share ur pain.
Soludo came, he chnged d desighn of N50 notes dwnwrd. Lamido carry him rotten, expired brain come, he decided 2 make his own mark by making his own chnges as well (nd even worst chnges) dat could disable, cripppppple, dismember and matyre our naira completely.
When dem cum finaly sack am for his greviour affliction wrath on d nation or him tenor finish, d nxt person wey go con cum go descide 2 do him own. Who knws what dat would be? Maybe d final extinction of d coming coin denomenations.

D point is Naija, dis country lacks focu, consistency nd clearity of purpose. And i don't think dat'll ever chng if we keep on nagging! We're being rulled by monsters who doesn't av brain but AKAMU in dea fat stupid nd silly head!
So if u can run away 4rm dis country, pls go. Nbdy would miss u because i'm not even sure if anybdy would notice, no body cares about u! Our leaders do not care!!

Dis country does nt care 4 u. It cares 4 it's pocket nd doesn't give a damn if u're digging ur head in a suckaway 2 survive. In fact, it'll help u d more 2 advance in ur deadly act, doin all in it's power to make sure u drown!


I hate dis nation with passion nd would renounce it anytime nd any day without a sec. tought if i had d slightest opportunity unless we change and take d bull by d horn!

We can not sit back nd watch some scallywag turn us up-side-down nd ask us 2 walk with our heads! We've gotta do sth!! Or are we goin 2 wait like d coward goat (or dog, which ever it is) 2 b utterly pushed 2 d walls b4 we fight back?
Politics / Re: 5000 Naira Notes: The Solution To Our Problems? by Akeks(m): 10:17am On Aug 27, 2012
Sammyounq: This government are doinq the wrong thing at the right time.....Nigeria is the only country changing currency annually...no other countries do that.....i pray to leave this country coz to serve our motherz land is not by force
I agree wit u my Broda. I share ur pain.
Soludo came, he chnged d desighn of N50 notes dwnwrd. Lamido carry him rotten, expired brain come, he decided 2 make his own mark by making his own chnges as well (nd even worst chnges) dat could disable, cripppppple, dismember and matyre our naira completely.
When dem cum finaly sack am for his greviour affliction wrath on d nation or him tenor finish, d nxt person wey go con cum go descide 2 do him own. Who knws what dat would be? Maybe d final extinction of d coming coin denomenations.

D point is Naija, dis country lacks focu, consistency nd clearity of purpose. And i don't think dat'll ever chng if we keep on nagging! We're being rulled by monsters who doesn't av brain but AKAMU in dea fat stupid nd silly head!
So if u can run away 4rm dis country, pls go. Nbdy would miss u because i'm not even sure if anybdy would notice, no body cares about u! Our leaders do not care!!

Dis country does nt care 4 u. It cares 4 it's pocket nd doesn't give a damn if u're digging ur head in a suckaway 2 survive. In fact, it'll help u d more 2 advance in ur deadly act, doin all in it's power to make sure u drown!


I hate dis nation with passion nd would renounce it anytime nd any day without a sec. tought if i had d slightest opportunity unless we change and take d bull by d horn!

We can not sit back nd watch some scallywag turn us up-side-down nd ask us 2 walk with our heads! We've gotta do sth!! Or are we goin 2 wait like d coward goat (or dog, which ever it is) 2 b utterly pushed 2 d walls b4 we fight back?
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by Akeks(m): 6:41am On Aug 27, 2012
Metaphycist: Ntin,buh ur signature z too short.
jya dude got it nd urs's 2 long.
It's just a say!!!
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by Akeks(m): 4:40pm On Aug 26, 2012
Eghosa graviti: lol Na jamb ish. Na every skool e affect no be only uniben.
Man!...(sigh of releaf!) dat single piece of info helped a lot!
Make dis country no fall d heart of a sane man commot 4 him chest someday o.
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by Akeks(m): 1:35pm On Aug 26, 2012
Angelswt: AND PLEASE IS D JAMB ADMMSSION STATUS STUFF'SOWI NO ADMISSION.....'D SAME 4 DOSE DAT GOT ADDMSION,PLS CAN SMBODY CHECK,THANK U
Don't worry u're not alone. Same wit a whole lotta guys in dis thread. What course where u given?
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by Akeks(m): 6:59am On Aug 26, 2012
Pls o guyz i realy need 2 knw every neccessary document needed 2 execute my clearance. Just a list. Pllllleeeease!
Politics / Re: 5000 Naira Notes: The Solution To Our Problems? by Akeks(m): 9:06am On Aug 25, 2012
Sharexgold: It's not an issue to debate. Making noise online can't change anythin. We've got no choice, cos our Govt don't listn's ppls voice.
More gap btw d rich nd poor. Our naira looses more value, in fact, if we continud at dis rate we would somday chage $1 4 N5,000. If faked, na Big lose b dat (2 u wey hold am nd 2 naija). Men, as far as i'm concerned i c no gud thng about dis steewpid idea nd u say it's a wast of time debating it? And dat we can do nth about it?
Says who? If we co-operate not 2 accept d morning in any form of transaction nd let dat ball heade sanusi knw we're not in support of his puerile idea i bet dey'll take a rethink.
Politics / Re: 5000 Naira Notes: The Solution To Our Problems? by Akeks(m): 8:50am On Aug 25, 2012
Luckynonso: This forum that used to be educating has now been turned to childs play.where every monkey will come and talk nonsense.
Does it mean that we dont ve nigerians that majored in economics?who can give us proper analysis of this issue.both merits and demerits rather than ALL these whinings.

Yam! D one wey dey exactly b4 ur post na wetin? I doubt if u even undastand am self!

I've been following dis thread since yesterday nd u knw what, it's been educative!
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by Akeks(m): 8:26am On Aug 25, 2012
Pls o guys, dis thread's been going on for long so i cant go through it all. I'd hw'er, be greatful if someone could tell me when clerance would comence. Also, what re d neccessary documents dat i'd hav 2 travel wit.

Any reply would b grossly appreciated.

Gud mornin 2 u all.
Politics / Re: 5000 Naira Notes: The Solution To Our Problems? by Akeks(m): 10:16pm On Aug 24, 2012
Instead of adding value 2 our naira by creating or ploting dea uselllless agenda 2 bring back d N1, 50kobo nd 10kobo coins 2 neutralise our nairda 2 d dollar (as d case were in those days) they've decised, rather, to downgrade our naira, throw it 2 d ground and cast dea filty corrupt feet on it in front of d global stage.

What a shame nd pitty 2 our moda land! Euw... Naija... Ajo le da bi ile.

Abegi... Gud9t 2 u all jawre! U guyz re d best. Let's continue or debate 2mrw...
... I dey feel u guyz...... Lol!
Politics / Re: New-List Of President Goodluck Jonathan's Achievements by Akeks(m): 9:51pm On Aug 24, 2012
apocalypse:

Speak for yourself , the power situation has been worse off in my area , sometimes we go for as long as a week without power. If you have never had it this good I have never had it this bad

...dude i'm not sure if u understand what's ment by sarcasm... Go read a book!

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