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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole: APC Fixes Emergency NEC Meeting For March 17 by AkolagTech: 11:37am On Mar 07, 2020
NEC members take note.
Head, shoulders, hands,legs and other parts members keep off.
Time for looted funds to exchange hands.
Politics / Re: Duoye Diri: Pastor Adeboye Told Me I Would Recover My Mandate by AkolagTech: 11:35am On Mar 07, 2020
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Celebrities / Re: Police Arrest Bobrisky Over Rosemary Eyelashes Business Deal by AkolagTech: 11:34am On Mar 07, 2020
Witcher:
Coronavirus or climate change choose ur evil. Actually Coronavirus has done more to stop climate change than Greta or any of these kids, it reduced China's emissions by a quarter. China is the world's leading CO2 emitter and generates one third of all global CO2 emissions, just incase you didn't know that, because Greta or these kids never seem to mention these facts.
Long live Covid19 as a Climate change activist I like how Coronavirus reducing Co2 emissions
As I struggled to comprehend your comment, I subconsciously clicked on your username and found myself looking at your profile pix. For a moment, I thought I was being hypnotized until I summoned the will - against my subconscious will - to look at your name, again.
Witcher! In a world where humans are more dangerous than beasts? Oh no!! Not this time, not this face. Definitely not this Witcher!
With this face, the world is definitely drifting to a point when human are more beautiful and much more captivating than angels!
With the seriousness of COVID-19, I say dare to say you're beautifully and realistically made!!
Travel / Re: Begging Attitude: White Man Married To Nigerian Lady Vows Never To Visit Nigeria by AkolagTech: 11:14am On Mar 07, 2020
White man from where? Hope it's not all these Lebanese, Italian or Chinese oo?

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Politics / Re: APC Governors Plot To Oust Oshiomhole Before 2023 Primaries by AkolagTech: 9:09am On Mar 07, 2020
Excuse me! So you really expect me to read all that epistle just to know what I already know? Damn it!!
Is it a new Oshiomhole or the one who's already ousted? Someone should clarify please.
Btw, what is Saturday Punch doing learning something on Friday?
Celebrities / Re: Koboko Master Hosts Amazing Comedy Show, Gifts Plots Of Land To Guests by AkolagTech: 8:58am On Mar 07, 2020
You don't mean it!!
So this people aren't aware that there's a place called Wuhan in China?
Issorait.

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Crime / Re: Bandits Killed, Maimed In 5 Kaduna Villages For 4 Hours by AkolagTech: 8:57am On Mar 07, 2020
Who did this to us?
Family / Re: I Have Been With Him For 5 Years, No Sign Of Marriage by AkolagTech: 8:31am On Mar 07, 2020
Ineedtoheal:

I wish he will let me be and not try sweet talking me into opening my heart to him again.
You already know he's going to try sweet talking. Congratulations. Part of your problem is solved. Don't give him the chance to talk. Just call the relationship off yourself and I repeat, don't gibe him any chance to talk. Sometimes you have to break your own heart so that you will know where all the pieces fall to. You heal better and faster that way. Granted that you love him, but you have to love yourself first.
Good luck with your decision.
And try not to lock your heart off love when the next man comes calling. He may just be the one God is sending to bring you all the happiness you deserve.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Togo Records First Case Of Deadly Virus by AkolagTech: 6:38pm On Mar 06, 2020
She definitely visited FRANCE!!
Any country whose high ranking officers have been affected by COVID-19 is now on red alert. France, Iran, Italy!
Italy even has a Coronavirus radio and a town that is now called the Wuhan of Italy! What a disaster!!


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Crime / Re: Man Caught Having Sex With A Goat In Ekiti (Photo, Video) by AkolagTech: 6:34pm On Mar 06, 2020
This type of news leaves me confused on what to type.
Let me just wait for those who'll blame it on someone/something.

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Celebrities / Re: Mompha Flaunts His Rolls Royce Wraith Eagle Viii Bespoke 2020 by AkolagTech: 5:21pm On Mar 06, 2020
gaventa:
You only Say this when you have same. Pick a side please. we know your type

First, who are the "we"?
..and I should pick a side? What side?
It's his money and he can spend it any how he wants. I'm just saying it's still a car. That's pretty obvious, isn't it?

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Celebrities / Re: Mompha Flaunts His Rolls Royce Wraith Eagle Viii Bespoke 2020 by AkolagTech: 3:48pm On Mar 06, 2020
Las las, it's still a car. 4 wheels, 1 driver, moves on land, can not prolong your life, can not stop you from growing older, you must still buy fuel to run it, the owner must still poo.

Please note that I'm not the vanity upon vanity crew oo.

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Crime / Re: My Experience With A Stolen Rx330 Lexus by AkolagTech: 3:33pm On Mar 06, 2020
The question is why didn't the ladipo guys drive the car away themselves? Why would they need to pay someone #2mil just to bring the car to them?
Op, your angel dey full duty that day I swear. Na devil been wan use your destiny play ludo be that oo.

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Education / Re: Are People With 3rd Class & Pass Certificates Useless? by AkolagTech: 8:12am On Mar 06, 2020
No one is useless.
Usefulness goes beyond the things written on a piece of paper and handed to a graduate by a school.
That is what someone else thinks you are.
Your worth is what you believe you are.
The world is a very funny place.
Those so called worthless third class and pass graduates and those who don't even have a certificate constitute majority of the employers of labour. The brilliant ones with first class and 2.1 are the employees.
It's funny but it's the truth.

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Politics / Re: Reps Probe CBN, FIRS, Others Over $30bn Revenue Leakages From Forex Allocation by AkolagTech: 7:36am On Mar 06, 2020
Long overdue.


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Sports / Re: Coronavirus: Premier League Ditches Pre-Match Fair-Play Handshakes by AkolagTech: 7:31am On Mar 06, 2020
Oooin...
I say oooiinn..
Hello EPL,
You're doing well...

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Travel / Re: Air Peace Acquires Embraer ERJ-145 Jet by AkolagTech: 7:02am On Mar 06, 2020
Good one AirPeace.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Nigerian Who Returned After Week-Long Trip To France in isolation by AkolagTech: 10:54pm On Mar 05, 2020
Iyiataata92:

You nearly killed me with laugh
My brother/sister don't die please. It's a serious issue. The kind of reportage we get on this site is enormous. I just wish a greater percentage is sensible enough to keep us rightfully informed.

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Politics / Re: Adams Oshiomole To Resume Work On Friday by AkolagTech: 8:26pm On Mar 05, 2020
NaijaRoyalty:
To resume work as what exactly ?
Politics / Re: Adams Oshiomole To Resume Work On Friday by AkolagTech: 8:10pm On Mar 05, 2020
Ok.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Nigerian Who Returned After Week-Long Trip To France in isolation by AkolagTech: 8:10pm On Mar 05, 2020
Iyiataata92:
I think the mods here should just give us like 5 to 6 hours break from news of coronavirus so we could think of other things. Even China and Italy have not reported it like this!
Corona corona everywhere

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Crime / Re: Ladipo Market Traders Aid Us To Steal Vehicles – Suspect by AkolagTech: 8:04pm On Mar 05, 2020
This is no news anyway. They keep stealing because their accomplices keep buying from them. Let the law take its course.

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Politics / Re: Martin Elechi Bowing To Greet Governor Umahi (Photo) by AkolagTech: 8:01pm On Mar 05, 2020
Well...
Umahi is the governor. That's just the way politics is.
Good thing they are in talking terms, at least in the pictures.

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Visits Ebonyi State, Received By Governor Umahi (Photos) by AkolagTech: 7:41pm On Mar 05, 2020
Wisdomkosi:
JUST IN!!! Osinbajo Storms Ebonyi State(Photos)

By Wisdom Nwedene

The Vice-president of Nigeria, Yemi Osinbajo, on Thursday, stormed Ebonyi State for the flag-off of National Micro, Small and Medium Enterprises Clinic at Christain Ecumenical Center, Abakaliki.

Igbere TV reports that Osinbajo was received by
the Governor of Ebonyi State, David Nweze Umahi.

Details soon......

Source : http://igberetvnews.com/1342518/just-osinbajo-storms-ebonyi-statephotos/

I am kind of confused on how writers, especially online, use the word "storm".
I may be wrong but I think the usage of that word relative to someone visiting a place has become indiscriminate and misleading. To the best of my knowledge, to storm a town implies to enter the town violently. How then does it make sense to say that PYO stormed (entered violently into) Ebonyi state? Like i said earlier, I may be wrong though.
Grammarians please come and help oo.

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Crime / Re: Developer Caught Damaging 3rd Mainland Bridge (pic) by AkolagTech: 7:35pm On Mar 05, 2020
It's a bad thing for someone to intentionally destroy public property.

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