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Romance / Re: Men, Be Honest by AlexCk: 9:33am On Mar 05, 2018
My answers...

Yes,

Dunno what caused it, was just with the congregation listening to the sermon, all of a sudden, me private had a mind of it's own oo, i was like, 'y u dey mumu na, jeez'.

Was just pissed with me private, i was like God have mercy.
Romance / Re: Meet The Ghanaian Lady Whose Marriage Proposal To Her Fiancé Was Rejected by AlexCk: 12:41pm On Mar 04, 2018
My own is...

Still don't understand this public proposal thingy. Whether it's impromptu or not.
Romance / Re: The Dangerous Trend Of Male Raping; Guys Please Be Careful by AlexCk: 9:18pm On Mar 03, 2018
Men raping men.
Jeez,

Definitely won't be going towards dark alleys anymore.

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Romance / Re: Ideal Hieght For Dating by AlexCk: 6:53am On Mar 03, 2018
LadyGoddiva:
Hian Nawa oooh
Which one is ideal height for dating again?? What does height have to do with dating? undecided


Exactly!!!.

Superficial thinking if u ask me
Fashion / Re: Unbelievable Makeup Transformation Of A Lady (Photos) by AlexCk: 6:44am On Mar 03, 2018
Lol,
Mehn, make-ups tho.

Even optimus prime will be proud of this.

#I.Can.Transform.Ya

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Romance / Re: Help! My boyfriend is hyper active sexually; his di*ck.... by AlexCk: 1:18pm On Mar 02, 2018
Hahahaha,

Pretty sure nothing is wrong with him.
Sometimes as guys, we do have unnecessary boners, it just comes even when we ain't having 'bad' thoughts.

Hopefully, he's just into u and only u, ma'am

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Family / Re: Photos That Will Make Even The Toughest Person Shed A Tear by AlexCk: 1:07pm On Mar 02, 2018
Got a bit of tears tho.

It's really sweet,
It's the little things that matter most times

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Crime / Re: Suspect Who Escaped Custody With Kidnapper 'Vampire', Gets Rearrested. Photo by AlexCk: 12:56pm On Mar 02, 2018
Vampire is his nick name.

His friend's nick na werewolf abi Frankenstein ba.

Yeye,
Dracula nko.
Romance / Re: Meet The Human Dragon(photos) by AlexCk: 12:36pm On Mar 02, 2018
Oh well,

Being gay was far better for him than this.(maybe he's still gay tho, cuz b4 we know it, he'll just stay a relationship with some reptile)
This is just weird.

The dragonking
Romance / Re: Bed Time With Airforce1 Touching My Bumbum by AlexCk: 3:17pm On Feb 27, 2018
Here we go again...
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Kicks Wife And Daughter Out Over Inability To Bear A Son by AlexCk: 11:19am On Feb 27, 2018
lefulefu:
exactly! Its the man's gene that determines if he will have a male child or a female child.

I tire for some men honestly.
Pikin na pikin o.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Kicks Wife And Daughter Out Over Inability To Bear A Son by AlexCk: 10:26am On Feb 27, 2018
But it's the male that literally determines the sex/gender of a child.

Can't believe people still do this tho.
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell Her I Can't Marry Without Hurting Her..? by AlexCk: 7:54am On Feb 27, 2018
Thought y'all were just having seèxx with no strings attached.

Now all of a sudden, she's gisting about marriage?.

Weird

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Fashion / Re: Kourtney Koko, Little Girl Wears Ripped Jeans In Style (Photos) by AlexCk: 7:48am On Feb 27, 2018
Lol.

Bloggers and their yeye 'breaks the internet' phrase.

Mtchww

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Phones / Re: 7 Amazing Things You Can Do With Your OTG by AlexCk: 7:45am On Feb 27, 2018
Nice,

But seems it doesn't work with some android phones though,
Remembered trying it with a friend's phone, e no even detect am.

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Romance / Re: What Made You To Be A Player? by AlexCk: 12:21pm On Feb 26, 2018
blessedez:

I really think you need to try it and see how it works especially playing two friends.

Haba, lol.

I hate complications jare,
Simplicity is bae biko
Romance / Re: What Made You To Be A Player? by AlexCk: 9:06am On Feb 26, 2018
shinarlaura:



Exactly.


Life goes on tongue

Lol,

It certainly does. tongue tongue
Romance / Re: What Made You To Be A Player? by AlexCk: 8:02am On Feb 26, 2018
Not had the opportunity to be a player though, just feel its crappy to be one, even with so much disappointments from the opposite sex, na to move on jare. Life's more than that.

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Romance / Re: Girls When You Dating A Guy Then You Notice He Is Impotent What Will You Do by AlexCk: 11:26pm On Feb 25, 2018
lefulefu:

wich ad? u mean this thread?

The nollywood Batman's advert o
Romance / Re: Girls When You Dating A Guy Then You Notice He Is Impotent What Will You Do by AlexCk: 11:18pm On Feb 25, 2018
[quote author=lefulefu post=65371871][/quote]
Mehn, i literally laughed my ass off seeing the ad.
Romance / Re: Girls When You Dating A Guy Then You Notice He Is Impotent What Will You Do by AlexCk: 10:59pm On Feb 25, 2018
lefulefu:

reminds me of one nollywood film wey i watch.the impotent guy go meet one pastor for pastor to help am.na so d pastor dey kabash on d guy d!ck and dey slap d d!ck with im palm under the excuse of annointing.then the impotent guy suddenly grab the pastor by the hand shouting pastor! pastoor! i can feel my dick again...the movie just looked so gayish cheesy

Lol,
Holy shiit!!!.

That's one weird movie.
But na nollywood, lol. Nollywood wey do batman, lol.
Batman wey dey carry shovel and briefcase full of animated bats.

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Romance / Re: Girls When You Dating A Guy Then You Notice He Is Impotent What Will You Do by AlexCk: 10:37pm On Feb 25, 2018
lefulefu:

so how will the pastor solve the impotency?
by holding the guy"s staff of office?
thats gayish u know cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Biodun Okeowo Curses A Fan Who Slammed Her For "Not Taking Care Of Her Mother" by AlexCk: 9:16pm On Feb 25, 2018
Some so-called fans are just idiots that get off from negative comments.

Smh

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2016 Firstbank Graduate Trainee Programme by AlexCk: 3:33pm On Feb 24, 2018
athorello:
Hi y'all,
Apart from the current TS are there others awaiting TS? How soon should the AC expect mails to drop?

The new batch (TS folks) commenced this month i presume, meaning they'll probably round off May.

Since TS is by batches apparently, the next set will(or may ) be May too, meaning those that finished ACs will probably get mails around March/April.
Hypothetically though

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Romance / Re: S Me by AlexCk: 12:43pm On Feb 24, 2018
Hmmm.

U can help her by getting a time machine, going back to when y'all met b4, and not doing what y'all did.

If not, oh well, congrats, she left her fam cuz of u.
U should have walked away when she told u she was already married. It's that simple
Romance / Re: I Want My Girl To Get A Nose Piercing Because by AlexCk: 8:24am On Feb 23, 2018
So, wanting her to get her nose pierced will make her a badass?? undecided undecided

Oi vey.
Which kain bf u be sef
Romance / Re: Does Age Difference Really Matter Before Proposing? by AlexCk: 8:10am On Feb 17, 2018
Age really doesn't matter tho.

I can equally marry a girl older than me, let's say 1-5yrs older than me, anything above 5yrs, i no do grin.

If it's a younger gurl, at most maybe 1-7 years older than her, can't be marrying someone I'm '8years and above' older than biko. Weird to me.

Above all, marrying an amazing partner is just important
Crime / Re: 3 Children Physically Abused By Their Grandmother Over Witchcraft.Graphic Photos by AlexCk: 7:58am On Feb 17, 2018
My God shocked.

So Dark the Con of Man.
Can't believe a woman, let alone a granny (same blood o) would afflict such treatment to her grandkids.

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Romance / Re: Man Sells Erection & Ejaculation Herbs After Preaching In A Bus, Lady Shocked by AlexCk: 10:22am On Feb 16, 2018
lebete3000:


Currently doing this right now while browsing Nairaland, the feeling is heavenly.

Lol,

Nothing beats it bro,
Taking a shiit buttnaked with ur phone is epic grin
Romance / Re: A Nigerian Man Spent Time With His 3 Girlfriends And Wife On Valentine’s Day! by AlexCk: 7:51am On Feb 16, 2018
Lol,

Complications, not even 1gf, na 3gf.
The fact that he pulled it off though. Epic, especially if the ladies don't know about eachother.

That man will be perfect as a double agent sef
Romance / Re: Man Sells Erection & Ejaculation Herbs After Preaching In A Bus, Lady Shocked by AlexCk: 7:45am On Feb 16, 2018
Hustle is real

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